"That relationship is going to end in an abortion." -2-Hottie

"Every time you whip out your phone, I just think to myself 'Man, that guy's got his shit together.'" -Daywalker (A.K.A. John S., he's a redhead)

"I'll make your dinner, then shoot your gun." -Lindsay P.

"Holy shit!! You just knocked that guy out cold!!!" -Anonymous
"Yeah, so?!" -Powerhouse
"SO?!!!!!!!" -Anonymous
"So? Oh, right! Let's get the fuck out of here! -Powerhouse

"That song 'I'm Still a Guy' by Brad Paisley reminds me of you..... except for the dragging of the knuckles." -Sara A.K.A. "Zebco"

"Furr Realll!!!" -Kaylin

"You should get drunk so you're not annoyed with me." -2-Hottie

"I quit running 3 weeks ago. I've never felt better." -Lindsay P.

"You're inside of me. I said inside of me."-Pimpalicious "Yes you did."-Smiley (Smiley landed the ball inside of Craig's wake on the Wii, and Craig tried to correct his homosexual comment to no avail, only making it worse and more hilarious on his behalf)

"If people would just drive faster, they'd have less time to get into an accident."-Eve

"Husbands and boyfrieds are just hurdles in the way of success."-Dopey

"She's into you dude. Trust me. I'm a connosuier of this shit."-Sam

"..Yeah, but I don't know their joints, bitch."-Lindsay D.

"I got cockblocked by a dude."-Pimpalicious explaining his reason for not getting laid

"You know water can't get you drunk, right?"-Kaylin

"I've been a fucking priest for the past month and a half!"-Dopey

"Apparently, alcohol can change opinions."-Tom

"Whoa! A whole bunch of alcohol just hit me. 30 seconds ago, I could have driven anywhere!"-Sam

"Dude, are you a commie?"(Powerhouse) "Shit. I don't know. Maybe."(Sam)

"Hell yeah. I'll be a dark preist and rain fire from the heavens, and make women sleep with me so they can earn their way into heaven."-Pimpalicious' text message to me, after I told him that if he joins WoW he could be a preist.