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New Year's, Sarah Tollerson	12.30.08
I just wanted to tell everyone to have a great and safe New Year’s! We’re leaving tomorrow to go to the lake house and spend it there! If anyone wants to throw down, call me or Daweed. Remember, don’t drink and drive, stay safe, and drink one for me! Hopefully this next year will be better for all of us! Happy New Year’s from Team Torrential, Deedsy Powerhouse Productions, and Sam Deeds (his computer crashed)! Oh, about January 3rd. Reserve the date! Sarah Tollerson will be playing there! She’s cool as hell, and she plays from the heart! It’s gonna be at 106 West in Winder, GA. It’s 8 bucks pre order, or 10 bucks at the door. Her CD “Keeping Old Love Letters” will be on sale there! She goes on at 8 pm, so don’t miss it! Remember, stay safe over the weekend, and I’ll check back in next year! Here’s to a year of TheTorrential.com, a year of ups and downs, a year filled with more memories than those in the past, and a year that will never be forgotten! I love you guys from the bottom of my heart and will always remember each and every one of you who stood by my side throughout this hectic year. Here’s to you! Cheers! Happy New Year’s!
Update	12.29.08
Back from the holidays! I hope everyone’s Christmas was awesome! Guess what? I got the only present I asked for! Well, I got more, but I didn’t ask for any of them, but they are greatly appreciated! Thanks to everyone who sent a letter, a text, an e-mail, or gave a present! I love you guys! Now that Christmas is over and we can start saving our money again, lets get ready for the new year! Hopefully, if things go right, I’m going to completely re-do this website, and change how I do my blogs. Can anyone say “video blogs?” I can’t guarantee it, but it looks like that is what I’m leaning towards. So, today is Sara’s birthday! Everyone wish her a Happy Birthday, and many more! Here’s my present to you: Happy Birthday Sara. I hope you get everything you ask for, and I do mean everything! Here’s to many, many more! This whiskey is for you, girl! You rock! Also, if ya’ll have January the 3rd off, I suggest making a trip to Winder for an awesome concert! I’ll keep you updated on details as they come in. So, “Le Vase” isn’t going to be released until after the first of the year. The production company ran into some problems with equipment, and Le Vase is acting like a stuck up spoiled brat! But what do you expect when dealing with someone like that? I’m off now to catch up on some much needed rest. I only got 3 hours of sleep last night due to the Thrasher’s game (thanks again 2-Hottie), drinking too much, and having to wake up early for work. Hell, I’m just gonna play Wii till I fall asleep. Kaylin, let me know when you have your account set up so we can mingle and send messages back and forth. God, I sound like a little kid. Thanks again to everyone who sent some Christmas cheer my way! Stay tuned!
Merry Christmas	12.25.08
I just wanted to drop by and wish everyone a Merry Christmas. I hope ya’ll have a fun and safe holidays.
New vid on youtube!	12.15.08
There’s a new vid up on the youtube site. Go check it out, rate it, and leave some positive feedback! Sorry I didn’t post it sooner, but my internet connection has been on the fritz lately, plus I don’t actually have the file in my possession. It’s the whole “production company” thing. They didn’t want it falling into the wrong hands or some nonsense. Just to give you some insight on the vid, we were shooting this scene and after we were done, we just started talking and forgot the camera was rolling. That’s why it’s cut at the beginning. We didn’t actually use this scene in the final edit, but we did use the dialog from it. Anyhoo, go check it out! Here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CrbBMiCBjs Hopefully by this weekend the movie will be completely finished in it’s entirety. Wouldn’t that be something? Stay tuned people!!
Zombie, TDK solves economic crisis	12.8.08
So, I came home today from work and was greeted by Rob and the ever hotness Sheri Moon Zombie. I’m figuratively speaking of course. I got a poster signed by both of them. It’s still awesome as hell though. You should go cop one at TotalSkull. I got mine by buying their “mark of the skull” hoodie. It’s badass. So, does everyone know what tomorrow brings? Tomorrow brings the end of the economic crisis as we know it! Tomorrow, people will be lining the streets to spend their money. Still don’t know what I’m talking about? The Dark Knight comes out on DVD and Blu Ray. I already have mine pre-ordered so I don’t have to wait in a line, but I’m still gonna go out and buy the regular DVD. I will now be able to (legally) watch the movie in the comfort of my own home. I’m telling you, this is what is going to stimulate this horrible economy. I mean, when I go out to buy a Blu Ray DVD, I always end up buying something else altogether. Like, when I went out to buy Batman Begins on Blu Ray, I had to get some gas while I was out. See what I’m getting at here people? Say goodbye to this recession! Batman not only saved Gotham, but he saved the entire United States of America! The production company, cast, and crew has been on hiatus for the past week. We were all out celebrating the holidays and getting drunk, so there’s been no filming. But that is all going to change this week. Big things planned this week. Hopefully we’ll be able to call it a wrap by the end of Sunday. But keep checking for updates!
Happy b-day mom	12.7.08
So, today is my mom’s birthday. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY! In honor of my birthmother’s birthday, I am going to do some yard work for her, set out more of those damn Christmas lights, and take her out to dinner. I mean, she did carry me for 9 months in her belly. It’s the least I can do for her. So, my dearest mother, this whiskey and diet coke is for you. I am grateful for your nurturing care, your constant motherly love, and your habit of always making sure I’m ok. You are deeply loved by me and I will always be in your debt. Now, what are you getting me for Christmas?
Updated vid	12.5.08
Ok, the youtube.com account that Deedsy Powerhouse Productions has set up is now live! Go check out the vid, rate it, and leave some positive comments!! Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwM5UrxkCag oh, just to let you guys know, the vid now has a different ending!
First Interview!!!	12.3.08
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce that one of the interviews for “Le Vase” is up and running! I do have to warn you that there is some offensive language in the interview. I blame it on the alcohol. So, if you’re offended by course language, then don’t watch the interview! It’s one of those “NSFW” vids. This is the first official interview that Deedsy Powerhouse Productions will let loose. There will be more before the unveiling of “Le Vase” the movie. Check it out!!
another "Le Vase" update	12.1.08
Alright, alright, alright people! Hope everyone’s Thanksgiving was great and had a good weekend. Check it out. After touching bases with the production company, they basically said we had to re-shoot a scene that was already done and over with . It was actually a good thing that we did that, because not only did we get an even better scene with the re-shoot, but we also had the opportunity to shoot 2 other scenes as well. I know that I’m probably going to get some slack from the director, but this movie is over half way done! I think we only have 4 more scenes to shoot and then it’s off to editing and post production. I can’t friggin wait people! After we got done shooting all scenes a couple days ago, we actually had a conference style interview. It was awesome, especially with letting you guys kinda see some behind the scenes stuff, how we all interact off screen, and we actually give a little preview of one of the sets. Keep looking for updates and hopefully within 2 weeks, or maybe even less, the movie will be released!! We might have a private movie release party too! Keep an eye out for a couple interviews and maybe even some pics from the movie! Stay tuned Torrentialites!!!
"Le Vase" update, Thanksgiving	11.26.08
It was just announced today by the studio that this film isn’t going to be released before Thanksgiving. I know that a lot of you are disappointed in hearing that, but it’s kinda out of my hands. There are only a few more scenes to be shot, then there’s the post-production. There were also some scheduling conflicts with the cast. Trust me when I say this, this movie is solid! I’m already getting slack from a critic! Isn’t it kind of funny how people with no validation or use in this world try their hardest to make themselves somewhat relevant in someone’s life who doesn’t want a thing to do with them? Oh, critics! But don’t worry, I fired back at all accusations that were sought upon me! I might have even thrown in an insult or two right back at them! Anyhoo, that interview might be posted before the movie comes out. So, sorry for the delay people, but you can’t rush perfection! So, it occurred to me that tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I can’t believe it. Thanksgiving means so much to me! I have so many fond memories that surround this joyous holiday. Let me share them with you: Family coming together. It’s not very often that all of my family comes together to sit down at the table and eat a meal together. It’s not that we’re not close, it’s just that that’s not something we do. Hearing from friends I haven’t talked to in a while. Like last year, I called up one of my buddies that I hadn’t seen in over a year to wish him a happy Thanksgiving. Low and behold, we hung out a few times after that and caught up on some things. Stringing up Christmas lights around the house. Yes, I do it every year. I just don’t understand these people who put up lights before Thanksgiving. It makes no sense! You’re supposed to do it the day/night of Thanksgiving or after people! It’s just tradition! And you know what happens when you break tradition. You go to hell. You go to hell and you die! Going to see the lighting of the Christmas tree at Lenox. Yes, this is another one of my Thanksgiving traditions. I’ve been with many people. It’s just awesome to go and do it in my opinion. I don’t care who I go with, or what the weather is like. I do it every year. Plus it helps me get in the holiday spirits (non alcoholic ones). That’s pretty much it on Thanksgiving memories. Again, I’m sorry for the delay on the film, but it’s coming!!! There might not be any more shooting until the actual weekend, but hopefully next week this thing will be hitting the internet! Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Official one sheet	11.23.08
Deedsy Powerhouse Productions has just released the first official one sheet from their new movie. Since this movie is still in production any information is subject to change and there is no official release date. Even though I have been cast in the movie, I can’t say anything about it. Trust me though, it’s gonna be awesome. Anyway, here’s the first official one sheet.
Update #2 of the night	11.21.08
Um, does everyone realize that next week is Thanksgiving?! I think this holiday pretty much sneaked up on all of us. With it being Thanksgiving and all, I’m getting in the spirit and am going to do my part for this holiday. My plans for Thanksgiving are simple. I plan on sleeping in, eating up as much delicious Thanksgiving goodness that my mom cooks, visit some people, and go see the lighting of the Christmas tree at Lenox. And, unfortunately, I’m going to put up x-mas lights around the house since I’ll be on a 4 day weekend. But, lets see what Thanksgiving really means to me, Powerhouse: Thanksgiving is a day of, well, thanks and giving. I will be thanking my Mother for her awesome cooking skills. I am thankful for my friends and family. I am thankful for my motorcycle that almost got me a ticket yesterday (Suzuki-1, JCPD-0!!!), but thanks to it’s handling and top end, I got away. I am thankful for HDTV which has enlightened my visual pleasures. Without it, I would never know how the pores on someone’s skin looked on tv. I am thankful for my friends that have always been there with me, and aren’t afraid to throw a few drinks back with me. Speaking of which, I gotta work tomorrow, so hit me up around 2. I know I get off at 1, but I gotta do a few things right after work. I am thankful for the job that I have. Without it, I wouldn’t have all these extravagant goodies. I am thankful for my family that has never given up on me, even when I was behind bars as a juvenile. I am thankful for whiskey who has always been there for me. Whiskey has seen the best and worst of me, but as always been there to help out. I am thankful for dip. Without it, I would never have quit smoking cigarettes. I am thankful for Batman, who has taught me that even mere mortals can accomplish great things. I am thankful for the new AT&T Fuze that gives me the power to surf the web, text message, make a phone call, play games, check the weather, use Windows Moble 6.1, and all other luxurious things at the swipe of my finger. I am thankful for UGA Football. Without it, my Saturdays would mean nothing. Give thanks Torrentialites! But only on the 27th. Don’t forget to check in about the short movies!!
Big Announcement!!!	11.21.08
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce that coming soon to TheTorrential.com and SamDeeds.com will be a series of short movies that will blow the minds off Hollywood!! The production studio “Deedsy Powerhouse Productions” has funded our masterpiece and will be posting these movies not only on our websites, but also on YouTube.com. These short movies will make you laugh and cry. They are filled with drama, suspense, and murder! There are numerous short movies in the works, so keep checking our websites for the updates. As soon as we post them, we’ll also give you the link to the youtube site. Trust me, you will NOT want to miss this!! Hopefully by the middle of next week sometime, we’ll have the first short movie up!! Stay tuned Torrentialites!
correction	11.18.08
There has been a correction to what I first thought I was described as being. What was really said is “He’s gangsta trying to be prep.” This not only left me speechless, but it also started a tumor to grow in my brain. Not only is this statement all kinds of wrong in every way imaginable, but it just sounds ridiculous. When I was in high school, the “(wanna be) gangstas” and the “(richy) preps” did not dare intermingle. They were just 2 different species. The only time you would even see the 2 specimen were at a football game (or a drug deal), but still, they segregated themselves from one another. Preps are richy asshole kids that pop their collar and think their shit don’t stink. Gangstas are the exact opposite. Not only do they hold their composures completely different, but they dress, talk, drive, and eat differently. There is no intermixing of the 2, to create a hybrid. There just can’t be, or else our world is doomed!
"Gangsta"	11.17.08
So, I was told today that I was described as dressing “gangsta” at Anna’s birthday party yesterday by Hannah. God, what has today’s youth resorted to? Fortunately I still know a little skreet (damn right I said skreet!) lingo, so I was able to decipher the code. Basically, what it boils down to is that she said I dressed very nice. Now, since I’m just a little old school mixed in with freshness, I am able to communicate with today’s youth. Ugh, it’s still bothersome though. You see, if I were to translate what she said into my tongue, I would have said “He looked G.Q.” That’s how it’s supposed to be said. The only time you say “gangsta” when describing appearance, possessions, or anything like that is when it’s ridiculously “G.Q.” like someone pulling up in a stretch Hummer. Now that’s gangsta. Or when you flip out your new Fuze smart phone from AT&T. Like when I pull mine out, everyone in the room simultaneously says “damn, that’s gangsta!” The only time you describe someone’s appearance as “gangsta” is if they are dressed like a gangster, AKA “hood.” In that instance you can intermix the words “gangsta” and “hood” to complete the sentence. It’s frustrating trying to teach skreet talk to people. It’s better taught by experience. Anyhoo, watch Heroes tonight, and if you’re into Superman, Doomsday is going to be on this week’s episode of Smallville. Yes, that Doomsday is going to appear in the episode. Stay tuned Torrentialites.
FUZE	11.12.08
Ladies and Gentlemen, I now own a crucial piece of history (seriously). It is something that I have been waiting on for months. It started out as only speculations, rumors, and hearsay. I was told not to believe the hype. I was told not to wait. I was lied to, numerous times by employees of the establishment. This staple in American (Japanese) history is now owned by me, Powerhouse (who else?). I could only be speaking of one thing. The new AT&T Fuze!!!! This absolutely brand new cellular phone is going to change things forever!! This thing is freaking awesome in all ways possible! Not only is it a phone, but it has a camera, video recorder, it’s an MP3 player, text messaging, internet, e-mail, 3G, Bluetooth, and all kinds of crap that I’m still figuring out. Now, I know I haven’t had my old phone for even a year yet, but I could not let this thing pass! I’ve been following this thing for at least 3 months (I’m not kidding). I have made numerous calls to AT&T to find out more about it, and not one single person (NOT EVEN ONE) told me anything about it, or even when it was coming out! All I could find were rumor websites about the phone, pretty much telling me that it was going to come with all the basic features that any smart phone does. But, yesterday at 9:45 am, I just happened to call my local AT&T store to see if they had any information that they hadn’t told me. Guess what?! They told me that they did get them in and that they weren’t even in the system yet. I asked if I could come by and buy one yesterday, and they said yes. So when I get there, they don’t even have one on the showroom floor. But, I still got one. They actually told me that yesterday was the “releasing” of the Fuze. How much more lucky can I get?! One thing this phone has that I love is the Touch Flo 3D graphics. Basically it incorporates the iPhone’s scrolling capabilities of using your finger instead of a stylus into something that is so much better than some Apple product. Plus, this thing has “G-Sensor” on it, which is freaking amazing. Technically, it bases how the screen is presented to you by the way you hold it. If you hold it sideways, it automatically flips the screen sideways (by means of magic). You don’t have to flip out the keyboard for the screen to change (yes, it has a flip out keyboard!). I mean, this thing is freaking amazing! Don’t be swayed by Sprint’s Touchpro phone. It won’t work on a 3G network. That phone only works on a 1G network (hahahahahaha). I mean, who uses a 1G network? Losers, that’s who! Anyway, it’s only available through AT&T (obviously), and it is worth every penny! Plus, it has Windows Mobile 6.1 Professional. Check it out for yourself! FUZE!!!!!! Oh, Sam was the first person to call me on it. Stay tuned.
Ugh	11.05.08
Am I the only person alive that understands that “politics” aren’t everything in life?! I mean, come on! It’s over and done with, thank God! At least we can all celebrate not having to hear one party or the other campaigning on TV ads, the radio, and e-mails!! I could have cared less which way the election could have gone! The wheels keep turning people. Let’s move on from this, and hope he does a good job. And for all the people who are making racial comments about this election, PUT IT TO REST!! This isn’t the Civil War. This isn’t the 30’s or 40’s anymore. I’m not just talking about racist white people either. Black people, chill the hell out! I swear, if I hear one more black person say “We won!!” I’m going to slap the ever living shit out of them! You didn’t win anything! I don’t see any prizes being handed out! Shut the hell up and act like you have some common sense. For the racist white folks, you just sound ignorant when you make those stupid comments. I bet you wouldn’t say those comments around your black friends, or yell those stupid remarks in a KFC! It’s not like America elected 2-Pac, or some ghetto fabulous gangsta! With that being said, lets get back to our regularly scheduled program. Wait, nothing good comes on TV tonight. Damnit all to hell!
Vote	11.03.08
Well, with tomorrow being election day, I guess it’s my duty to tell everyone to go out and vote. I don’t care who you’re voting for, just get out and vote. I am not going to break my rule of “no politics” on this site by telling you who to vote for or discuss either candidate. Just vote. “Get out the Vote!!” Oh, we’re not doing that this year? Oh, yeah, it didn’t work the first time. “Vote or die!” What’s that? We’re not doing that either? Well, shit. I didn’t vote last election and I didn’t die, so “F” you P. Diddily doo dah douche dummy doowhop dookie!! Hahaha! Take that! “Rock the vote!” What? Another no? What the hell people?! I’d love to rock the vote! I wanted to listen to some freaking rock n’ roll while I was waiting to vote (early voted)! I think that a high profile talented rock n’ roll band should be at every polling station! What better way to pass the time while waiting? “Don’t vote!” WAIT!!! What the hell? That’s the slogan this election? Are you serious? Aren’t we supposed to be telling people to go out and vote?! That just makes no sense! Don’t vote? Oh, oh, oh. I get it. Reverse psychology! By telling someone not to do something in hopes that they will is a great strategy. We’ve never used that one before. I’m guessing that the next election slogan will be “Vote or else we’re going to release a highly deadly toxic neurological biological agent into the atmosphere that will cause the most horrible death you’ve seen! We're serious!” Whatever, go and vote!
Happy Birthday 2-Hottie! 10.27.08 My third, and final gift for your birthday. Not only is this a present to you, but a present to all Torrentialites, family, friends, and women who just can't get enough of you!
A special date	10.24.08
Tomorrow marks a very special date to me (and others). It is something that is close to my heart. It is October 25th. A date that means more to me than most. A date that will go down in history. A date that has been in my thoughts for a long time. A date that many of you out there know about. A date that was planned. A date that was reserved. A date that was bragged about. A date that marks celebration. A date that includes the joining of family and friends. A date that embarks on new adventures and experiences. A date that is filled with love, smiles, pictures, and video. A date that will be remembered by all that attend until the day they die. A date that people will talk about for a long time. A date that reservations are mandatory for. A date that many people are jealous of. A date that leaves one wondering “when is my special day going to happen?” A date that leaves everyone in awe. A date that not even Nostradamus could have predicted. A date that is the defining stepping stone in a couple of people’s lives. A date that every woman dreams about, since they were a little girl! A date that defines the quote “it was meant to be.” I’m speaking of none other than 2-Hottie’s birthday party!!!!!!! What else could mean this much to me on this special date? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(too many exclamation points, or not enough?) So, in honor of 2-Hottie’s birthday, I have bought you 2 presents, with 1 more coming after this weekend (hint, check my website somewhere towards that begging of next week). One present you probably already know of, since I told you I’d get it for you. For the other present you’re getting, there’s no way in hell you would have been able to deduce!!! Hehehehe! Happy birthday 2-Hottie! I love you like a brother (totally hetero, man!)!! Don’t worry, I’m bringing the Wii (thanks to Kay Kay for reminding me!). There’s nowhere else I’d rather be, than celebrating with you!
URGENT!! Georgia/Florida game	10.12.08
Ok, this is very urgent! I am in the position to gain tickets to the Georgia(best team ever)/Florida(closet case homos) game! I need a true Georgia Bulldog fan to go with! Don’t worry, I’m not asking you to pay for the ticket or transportation, it’s on me! If you want to go, hit me up via email or cell phone (if you have my number, call or text me). I’m as serious as a hysterectomy! Torrentialites, let me know!! Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Halloween	10.12.08
Today, as I was nursing a slight hangover, I started thinking about something. As we all know, it’s October. And, what is supposed to be going on during this month? That’s right! Scary movies, horror movies, tv shows focusing on gross and mysterious stuff, and haunted houses. But my friends, I am not seeing it this much this year. I mean, where are all the scary movies on tv? Why aren’t tv shows basing their October episodes on Halloween? Where the hell are all the haunted houses? This just doesn’t seem like October to me! I mean, I’m watching Final Destination 3 right now. It’s not scary per say, but it fits in. I just got done watching Final Destination 1 and 2. If you can’t watch Final Destination 1, then you are a loser! Oh, boo hoo, you can’t watch it because of a plane crash. Oh, it hits home with you. Blah, blah. Get the hell over it people. If you can’t watch a movie, because there is a certain scene, or accident that happens in it, that extremely loosely resembles something that happened in your life, then you’re never going to get over it. Ugh, some people are just over dramatic. Anyway. I can’t find a decent haunted house to go see this year. There should be one on every corner! Last year, you couldn’t walk your dog without seeing a line of people waiting to get into one. Last year every single show on tv, or movie that came on had something to do with Halloween! I mean, it’s the freaking Devil’s Night for Christ’s sake (like the pun?). I mean, I want to be completely scared this whole month! I want to be afraid of the dark! I want a reason to keep the lights on at night. I want a reason to pack a wooden stake everywhere I go. And what about zombies? I want a reason to carry a sawed off while wearing a completely torn button up shirt with blood stains all over it! I want a reason to constantly stand watch at my windows! I want a reason to always carry a syringe filled with some anti virus venom in it! Come people!!! I want a reason to load up my pistols with nothing but silver bullets! This is October people! Let’s dance with the Devil this month! Let’s scare the ever living crap out of people! Let’s set up shop with a kick ass haunted house where we have every patron sign a waiver releasing us from any legal reprimands! Let’s stream scary movies on every station! Let’s go to the cemetery late at night and stand over a freshly laid corpse with a bunch of garlic! Let’s go to a super hospital and genetically engineer some people’s blood! Let’s go to a psycho ward and lock ourselves in there and release every cook inside the place! Let’s one of us have a dream about a plane crash and book the next flight out of town! Let’s go to a pet cemetery and perform some voodoo! Let’s raise the dead! Let’s invoke evil! Let’s sell our souls to the Devil for some lunch meat, then get into a super battle with him to get them back! Let’s go to Elm St. and fall asleep. Let’s go to Crystal Lake and go swimming! Let’s go into a bathroom and turn of the lights and look into the mirror and chant something 3 times in a roe! Let’s go get a slushie! Let’s do it people! Scare me!!!
Gillette, RFID's	10.01.08
Do you want to know what’s ridiculous?! The price of razors, and how they are marketed. Gillette’s Mach 3 razor has to be the best damn razor (for men) ever!! I mean, it’s just amazing! But there is a downside, the freaking price for it. It just doesn’t make any sense. Why are they that expensive? Really, I want to know! Now, I know the Mach 3 has been around for a long time. Then they came out with that Fusion that has 5 blades. Really?! Do I really need 5 blades to shave? The answer I have for you is NO! The Fusion sucks! It does not do anywhere near as good a job that the Mach 3 does!! I cut my beard a certain way, every time I shave (except for the time being; I’m doing something new). I have to have a precise beard line that only the Mach 3 can deliver. I guess the Fusion is good if you shave everything off, but not for me my friends! Gillette has lied to me!! The Fusion is NOT the best a man can get!! It is a liar and a phony!!! You heard it hear first Torrentialites!! Not to mention that they have RFID’s in their products. Proof: Does anyone remember when they turned 18, they got a free Mach 3, or whatever the equivalent is for women?! It is because of the RFID’s implemented in the barcodes of the products you received one. You see, RFID’s track your spending (when using a credit card or debit card), that is why I only buy these things with cash. Learn more about RFID’s and everything else you need to know about here, at The Torrential. The next lesson will be on electricity. I’ll give you a hint about it…. Magic!
Ugh	9.29.08
What a weekend of upsets, huh?! Well, I wasn’t disappointed at all that the Florida Minnows lost to Ole Miss. I was actually quite happy to hear that. Then, Saturday night came along and just pissed me off to a level that I’ve never reached. I mean, c’mon! I’m going to try to limit what I say about the game, because there’s nothing that can change the outcome now. But, if you’re going to call fouls against a team, then do it against the other as well. I mean, there were at least 5 calls that should have been penalties against the Alabama Incests, that weren’t even acknowledged. But, whatever. This still doesn’t put us in a bad position. We can still go all the way this year. We will learn from our mistakes and overcome adversity. So, everyone knows that 2-Hottie roots for any team against the Dawgs, but wait!! What’s this?!!!! Is that 2-Hottie wearing my Knowshon Moreno, number 24 jersey? I think it is!!! 2-Hottie, it’s ok to cheer for the Dawgs. We all know you want to see Georgia go all the way. I know you’re probably going to be upset that I actually posted that picture of you for about 2 seconds, since you said not to take a picture of you in it, but it’s alright! Georgia is one badass team that is a force to be reckoned with!! Love you man! Anyway, Sam’s site might not have any updates for a while (his computer crashed). So, to hold you over, I have a present for you! Yes, that is Sam Deeds on a Honda Ruckus. He wants one so badly, it kills him. I’m trying my hardest not to hate on the man, but it’s a damn scooter. I don’t even think you can consider that thing a scooter. It’s a 50cc barstool with a chainsaw motor attached to it. But, I do have to give it some props. It gets an ungodly amount of miles per gallon. I mean, I’m averaging 62mpg right now, but 90 something per gallon?! All I can say, is damn! Stay tuned Torrentialites, and check me out on Facebook. Go ahead and call me a conformist. Oh, and watch Chuck and Heroes tonight!!
Power, Blackout	9.25.08
Let’s talk about “power” tonight. I’m talking about power you can’t buy! Everyone is complaining about gas, and how stations are out of it, rationing it, and limiting people’s supply. Well, friends, if you have the power, you don’t get rationed, or limited on how much you can buy. Let me tell you what happened today: So, on my lunch break, I thought it would be a good idea to go get some diet coke for my nightly ritual (drinking whiskey and diet coke). As I approach the gas station, I notice that there were people filling up at the pump. Well, I decided to go ahead and get some gas while the station had it. There was only one problem. There was a sign on the pump saying “Limited to 10 gallons at most, and must pay INSIDE before pumping.” Well, I didn’t know how much I was gonna need to fill up, so I walk inside, and ask the store manager to open up the pump at which I was parked so I could fill all the way up. Since I know the owner, it was no problem, and he turned it on. Other customers overheard me asking for the favor, and asked if they could do the same thing. My boy (owner of gas station in question) just looks at them and says “NO!” So, I go outside and fill up (not to mention, I didn’t pay for it before filling). That is the power I’m talking about. That is power you can’t buy. So, now I have a full tank, and am not going to worry the “gas problem.” It’s all about who you know, and the respect you get. I just thought it was funny. I’m not gonna say what gas station it is, nor am I going to say who it is I know. I plead the 5th in all questioning. Anyway, Saturday is the blackout. Whether you’re going to the game, or staying in to watch it (because you have no gas), you had better be decked out in all black! As for The Powerhouse, I’m already prepared. Black UGA jersey with number 24 printed on it, black socks, black boxer briefs, black undershirt, black face paint, black shoes, black pants, black cell phone case, black belt, I’ve been growing out my black beard, black deodorant, wait, what?! Well, you get the point! WEAR BLACK and support the cause! And, I swear to God, if they cancel the game because of a BS “gas problem” reason, I will personally march out on that field, start playing football with the Torrentialites, and start the revolution!
Groomsman, belated b-days	9.21.08
Family, friends, and loved ones, I don’t think that I can get any happier right now! Not only did Georgia dominate the Arizona Mistakes, but I have been asked to be a groomsman at 2-Hottie and Kay Kay’s wedding!! How freaking awesome is that?!! I totally wasn’t expecting it, but it happened! Here’s how it went down: We all went to dinner at Mi Mexico then headed back to 2-Hottie’s to watch the Georgia game (in HD). As I was taking off my motorcycle gear (helmet, gloves, jacket), 2-Hottie says that he has a present for me (if that wasn’t a shocker enough). He comes back in the room with what appears to be a red shirt folded and tied up nicely with some twine or something. I thought it was gonna be a UGA shirt he saw somewhere. As I unfolded the said shirt, I started reading what was on it. “If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving is not your sport!” (hence that is one of the many, cough cough, things we are doing for the bachelor party). I thought it was awesome enough, since earlier in the week I got their invitation for their wedding. Then 2-Hottie looks over at me and says “So, you’re a groomsman!” Torrentialites, I almost cried, but then I realized that The Powerhouse doesn’t cry. Anyway, I said of course, and I said that we should celebrate! I then opened up my backpack and pulled out a handle of Canadian Mist (I never leave home without it!). Then we started getting drunk and watched the Bulldogs tear apart those west coast limp wrists! 2-Hottie and Kay Kay, I am truly honored you guys asked me! I love you guys, congratulations, and I can’t wait! Time for “belated birthday announcements.” Happy belated Birthday Aimee! I haven’t known you long, but you still look 21 to me! I couldn’t think of anything to get you since you’re hard to shop for, so, just Happy Birthday! Happy belated Birthday Michael! My birthday present to you, is to continue to let you rip on me. Happy belated Birthday Pimpalicious’ mom! You were like a mom to me over the years! I love your cheese and sausage biscuits! Voila! I couldn’t think of anything to get you either, but I’ll get you something for X-mas. Again, thank you 2-Hottie and Kaymeister!
My solution	9.19.08
When I got home today from work, I had every intention of doing something productive around the house. Well, let me tell you how that ended up. Pretty much, I layed in bed for 3 hours watching reruns of Scrubs. At least I had the intention of doing stuff. It’s better than nothing, right? So, everyone (news media) is bitching and complaining about the US economy, and how everyone is losing money in the stock markets, housing market, and other random crap. Personally, I don’t believe that the government should bail out any business on the stock market, or any investors. If you’re dumb enough to invest a substantial amount of money in the stock market, you’re an idiot anyway. There are no guarantees in the stock market what so ever! Anyone who has told you otherwise just wants your money. Anyway, I have the perfect solution to the economic woes of today!!! The US should print off more money! I mean, duh!! I’m not talking about printing off just a few more hundred dollar bills, I’m talking about babillions! Yes, babillions. Then, give everyone that has a legal social security number (and can talk fluently in English) a stimulus check of a million dollars! Yes, one million dollars. Now, here me out. If, within their lifetime, they completely blow that million dollars, and have any debts whatsoever, they should immediately be thrown in front of a firing range!! Lets face it, 97 percent of Americans will never make one million bucks in their lifetime. So, if we give everyone a million dollars, everyone will be equal, and if they squander that money away, they should be made an example of, and that Torrentialites, would teach people how to save their money, invest it responsibly, and think about the consequences of being an idiot with money. “I am the nightmare waking you up, from a dream, of a dream of love”
Thank You, Mobsters, Heroes	9.17.08
First, and foremost, thank you to everyone that made a phone call, wrote a letter, said a prayer, and sent an e-mail to my family and me during our time of loss. My family and I thank you from the bottom of our hearts! Ok, on a lighter subject, I’m addicted to a little game called “Mobsters” on Myspace. Of course I’m awesome at it, but I need more “mobsters” as they are called. So, my single request is this, get on myspace, accept me as a friend, and accept my invitation to join my mob on Mobsters. You won’t regret it. So sayeth The Powerhouse! Ok, so, Heroes new season is next Monday. The ever beautiful Hayden Panties-and-cream is going to be on it (Deedsy and I totally met her in person, and got her to personally autograph a sexy picture of her to us, separately)! I have recently gotten involved (thanks to Deedsy) in watching the show, and it is very thought provoking. I like the show (due to great scenery), and a good plot. Deedsy is having a “Heroes Party” next Monday, so I will go dressed up in costume as Batman (a “hero” get it?!) Plus, the season premiere of “Chuck” comes on that night too! Since I’m on the season premiere of tv shows kick, Smallville’s new season starts this Thursday! Thanks again to everyone who took the time to offer their condolences to my family and me!
Death in the family	9.10.08
There will be no updates for a while. My Grandfather passed away this morning, and I need to focus on my family and be here for the people that need me the most during our time of devastation. Any prayers or condolences are greatly appreciated. R.I.P. Luke…….
#24 AND #58	9.07.08
Just in case anyone missed it, here it is!!!! Knowshon Moreno is so freaking amazing, words can’t even describe it!! #24 for president!!! How bout #58 Dobbs? Congrats Dobbs! Ok, less Georgia blogs this week. But, damn, GO DAWGS!!!
Bulldawgs	9.04.08
Ok. UGA (best college, and best football team ever). Everyone who isn’t a fan of the UGA Bulldogs (whoop whoop!), are talking crap and saying “for the number 1 team in the country, they could have scored more points” Or, “I can’t believe that the number 1 team in the country let them score that many points on them.” Listen, UGA played very smart. They took out their star players when it was no longer necessary for them to be in the game. They put in freshmen so that they could get a taste of the game, and a taste of what is expected of them. It’s that simple. Who cares how many points the Georgia Southern Sissies scored?! Georgia still won!! What’s that?! “Georgia isn’t ranked number 1 anymore!” Um. So, what?! UCLA beat Tennessee fair and square. I was actually rooting for them! Tennessee thought it was going to be a cake walk against a team that wasn’t even ranked. Even though Tennessee is an SEC team, UCLA won. The SEC is the toughest conference in college football hands down! It just goes to show that Tennessee doesn’t deserve the privilege of being an SEC team. Neither does UCLA. I’m just saying. This week we’re going up against Central Michigan (they actually have a team?!) Georgia is slated to win by 24 points I believe. Will I be disappointed if they don’t score that many? No. I mean, it’s Michigan. Seriously. Unless Michigan is pumping steroids in their players, they don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell. Even then, Georgia would still beat the snot out of them. If anyone is interested, I’ll be plastered watching the game at my house (watching it in HD), unless people want to go to a bar and watch it (hint, hint). I’m off to watch TDK in the comfort of my own home. “the way you move when you walk by…..”
DragonCon!!!	9.01.08
What is going on Torrentialites?! A week without updates, you might be asking yourself?! Well, let me tell you why I’ve been soo preoccupied! For the past week, I’ve been constantly preparing my Batman battle gear for appearance at this year’s DragonCon! It wasn’t up to my standards, but it had to work! It actually worked out rather well. DragonCon was freaking amazing! It gets better every freaking year! This year, I met a lot of celebrities, including the one and only ADAM WEST!!!! I kid you not when I say this, but when I was in line to get his autograph, he looked up at me, and said “MY HERO!!!!” How freaking amazing is that?! Hearing that from Adam West made my freaking year!!!! Hell, it might have made my whole life!! I got his autograph, and him and I probably talked for 5 minutes, just shooting the breeze!! He is an amazing actor/celebrity! Anyway. I also met Robert Englund!! The one and only Freddy Krugger!! He was awesome!! Him and I talked for a while also! It was awesome! So, Sam and I also met someone that is one of the hottest people this earth has ever seen. She is amazingly beautiful, especially in person. We also got her to personally autograph her pictures for us. I’m speaking of the one, the only Haden Panetteire!!! Oh, my, God, is she freaking amazing!! Not only did we meet her, but she literally said to me “nice abs!!” I am not kidding at all!! Sam is my witness!!! She is so hot!!! We saw a bunch of celebrities there including, Nathon Fillion, Jewel Staite, Lou Ferrigno, some guy from Harry Potter, Alan Tudyk, the guy who did the voice of Chewbacca, and the guy who did the voice of C3PO, the creators of ATHF, Beau Bridges, Morena Baccarin, Linda Blair, and of course James Marsters!!! It was amazing!! To anyone who has never been to DragonCon, I highly suggest that you go! Even if you don’t dress up, it’s amazing. I did dress up, and I got my picture taken with a whole bunch of people!! I can not tell you how many parents came up to me and asked if they could take a picture of their kids with me! It is extremely humbling, and the best feeling in the world!! I have all the pics posted on my myspace page, so if you’re one of my friends on that site, you can view them all. I’ll post them here sometime this week! Sorry for the lack of updates, but I know you understand after me explaining it. Stay tuned for more updates this week!!
Stuff	8.20.08
I have made the executive decision not to go to Dragon Con until Sunday. It is highly disappointing, I know, but I have to work that Friday. THEN….. THE FIRST GEORIGIA GAME OF THE SEASON IS ON SATURDAY!!!! There is no way that I’m going to miss that game!! I could be diagnosed with terminal cancer of the big toe, but I still wouldn’t miss that game!! It is going to be amazing!! I can’t freaking wait!! Anyway. I hear the Bigfoot was a huge hoax. Well, of course it was. Bigfoot isn’t native of this continent, not since the injuns killed them all. I hear they are in Asia, and Europe though. This has only heightened my awareness of the Chupacabra. I am going to have to wait until their prime mating season. I know, it sucks, but what am I going to do? Next year, I’ll have hard evidence. I mean, who’s gonna believe me? Well, except my expedition team, hell, they’ve fought them with me before. Every time I’ve ever killed them, I just piled them up and burned them to send a sign to the surviving Chupacabra, that I’m here, and I’m not going to stop until all of them are dead. Only one more weekend without the Georgia Bullogs!! I’ve got my Georgia gear, and I’m set for the season!! Speaking of events, how about Dragon Con? Who wants to go? Jamaica, I hear you’re going, but I can only go on Sunday. I have to work on Friday, then Saturday I’m watching the Georgia game. Speaking of that, who wants to go out and watch the game, or who wants to hang out and watch it? GO DAWGS!!! Anyway, let me know Torrentialites! When you see a deer, you see Bambi, and I see antlers up on the wall.
Dawgs	8.17.08
Did anyone notice a recent change on my site? Hell, everyone noticed it!! The main page now has The Georgia Bulldog’s Sports Illustrated cover!!! Hell yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! Go Dawgs!! Who will challenge the Dawgs? Is there a team out there that can beat us? I don’t think so! The Dawgs are going into the season #1, and they’ll come out of the season #1!! The Dawgs have the toughest schedule of any team this season! Not to mention that the SEC is the toughest conference there is!! There is no dispute when it comes to that conference. Hands down, the SEC is the toughest conference period!! Every football fan will admit it, whether they want to or not! Anyway. Go Dawgs!!! I have a friend in the diamond business!
Dawgs, HD	8.14.08
Only 2 more Georgia Bulldogless Saturdays left. I can’t freaking wait!!! Georgia is going to dominate college football. They are already ranked number 1 going into the season!! So, guess what I’m gonna be doing for the next 5 months every Saturday?! Yep, gambling (don’t tell the gov’t) and getting wasted watching the Dawgs!! GO BULLDOGS!!! Congrats to Oreo and Laine for finding out it’s a boy! Get well Supa Dave! Michael, Sam and I love you man!! Anyway. Why can’t every single show (that I watch) be broadcasted in full 1080p HD? I mean, the majority of what I watch is already broadcast in 1080i, but it just isn’t the same as 1080p. I keep seeing pop ups for how cable is going to completely change to digital sometime next year or something, but why can’t they go ahead and make everything full HD? Ugh! I guess I am forced to endure this 1080i until they decide to upgrade. What a disappointment… “And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame. We can watch the world devour in it’s pain.”
Anniversary, random	8.10.08
Can anyone guess what today is? Hurry, before my new prescription sleeping pills kick in. Well?! Anyway, today is Sam and I’s one year anniversary!!! Yes, 1 year ago, Sam and The Powerhouse met for the first time! It was a very delightful sight!! The universe changed that day!!! 2 of the most intelligent beings this world has ever seen collaborated, and joined forces this world has never seen before!! We are brothers from different mothers… and fathers… and completely different family trees, but I still consider him my brother!!! He is the man! But I’m the bigger (not vertically) man, because I am The Powerhouse!! So, this whiskey is to Sam and I!!! And no, he’s not a replacement friend (cough, cough…. You know who I’m talking about…)!!! Anyway. I’m getting some slack from my recent post about Paris. Let me make it perfectly clear, I am not endorsing any presidential candidate!! Well, unless it’s Paris Hilton. But other than that, this is not a political website whatsoever!! I just thought the vid was funny and I’d share it. So, there ya go. Also, this week is going to be my 1 year anniversary at work. Has it really been a year? Damn! Time goes by way too fast, especially when you’re not paying attention. I basically only pay attention to when the weekend is here so that I can go out, hang out with the circle, and get plastered. Other than that, time has no meaning to me. I don’t pay attention to the days, hours, or dates. I don’t know anyone’s birthday, I get their birth years all jumbled, and basically, time is of no concern to me. I mean, who cares what day, month, or year it is? Does it really matter? Nope. At least not to me. Anyway. The pills are just about kicking in, and I’m getting giggly. Stay tuned Torrentialites!! “Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come cause I can’t stay long”
Sorry, BON-FIRE	8.06.08
Oh, my God, Torrentialites, I’m soo sorry!! I am truly sorry for the lack of updates!!! I have been completely busy with work, my motorcycle, house work, getting drunk, and not remembering a lot. Anyway, here’s my apology: “I’m sorry Torrentialites!! I’m not going to try to make excuses for my lack of updates. I am sorry! I know you’ve been waiting in suspense!!” Anyway. What’s been going on? A lot on my side. I might be getting a new bike. A 2007 Kawasaki ZX-10R. Yeah, a little step up from what I got now. But, hopefully in about a week I’ll now for sure!! So, I’ve heard in the news that one of the Olsen twins won’t testify in court about Heath Ledger’s death unless she’s granted immunity. What a bitch!! Actually, I could care less. Who care’s about where he got the drugs from?! He was a pill popping junkie and got what he deserved!! I could really care less if I sound heartless! The truth is, he went shopping for pills, got what he wanted, and didn’t know when to stop. Loser!! I need new pics for my site!!! We need to do something!! I suggest a bon-fire to end all bon-fires!! I have soo many leaves, branches, and misc. crap piled up ready to catch fire!!! Plus, I have a few personal things I need torched!!! So, let’s set up a date to have a bon-fire!! The Absinthe is on me!! I’m being completely honest. I have real Absinthe, and I want to share it with everyone (who’s willing to have some). Trust me, on this one, we will need someone extremely sober to be there to take pics, video, and watch over us. I’m suggesting Kay Kay!! Or Pimpali….HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! I couldn’t do it! I couldn’t even get done saying his name. But seriously, we will need someone somewhat sober. Maybe Paris Hilton isn't so bad afterall.... I’m like a mage with the magic spell, you’ll come like a dog when I ring your bell.
Asics!!!	7.31.08
So, I just got home from buying another pair of shoes. Can anyone guess what kind they are? Yes, the Asics Gel-Nimbus 10’s. They are freaking awesome!!! They are one of the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn. Then, next week, I’m buying the Gel-Kayano 14’s. Why? Because I can, and I love Asics. So what if I spend damn near 150 bucks on shoes? They are definitely worth it. I can’t wait to hear what Sam has to say. I’ve already heard it from Sara. But she has no room to talk, since she just spent the same amount on shoes. Plus, my new shoes match my bike!! So what if I’ve already bought 2 pairs of Asics in the past 4 months? I love Asics! Well, now what can I say, at the end of the day? Hunny, I’m still a guy
Amy Winehouse	7.30.08
I have no idea who or what Amy Winehouse is. Supposedly, she’s some music “artist.” I checked out one of her songs, and it was complete shit. I mean, it isn’t even music. She has a raspy-ass voice. I think it’s a she. I can’t really tell. That mutant has done so many drugs that it’s transformed it’s face. And what is up with all those stupid tattoos? Regardless the sex of the mutant in question, those tats are freaking stupid!! And if it is a “she,” well, everyone knows how I feel about women with tats. They are unacceptable!!! It only makes girls look like tramps (the stamp), and most girls with tats are that way anyway, with the exception of Oreo, Amber (if you have any), Kate Beckinsale, and any of my female friends that have one, but I don’t know any women except the ones mentioned above that have tats. Anyway, I did some research, and found out that Amy Winehouse is a huge druggy, heroin addict, crack smoking whore!! I mean, anyone who listens to her(?) music must be on the same drugs she’s on. I can not stand this mutant, and am tired of hearing about her legal and personal woes in the news and on other blog sites. That mutant is a waste of space and is in no way a contributing member of society. It’s going to die of a drug overdose anyway, so people who do that kind of crap deserve to die anyway. I also found out that she cuts her wrists and crap like that. Oh, my, God!! I can not stand people who do that crap. Just do it right the first time!!! CUT UP THE WRIST!!! I mean, those people only do it for attention anyway. Or if they were serious, they’d find a gun and put it to the dome. Sorry about that Torrentialites!! I just can’t stand those kind of people!! Ugh!!! Anyway. If you want to listen to some actual music, and not some mindless noise, listen to HIM!! Or Sourgreen!! Both rock your brains out of your anus!!! Listen to them!!! I love you guys!! Stay tuned!! “Green Eyes” by Coldplay….
Weekend shenanigans	7.28.08
So. Apparently, over the course of the weekend, I got kinda (completely) obliterated drunk. There was some moonshine, whiskey, margaritas, mojito’s, vodka, beer, and other things involved. Supposedly, I made a drunken phone call to Deedsy and Aimee (thank God it wasn’t anyone else). I don’t quite recall the conversation. Well, bits and pieces of it. Allegedly, I went up to a couple of assholes at Daweed’s party and called them “douche bags” to their faces (while I was still on the phone with Deedsy). Of course they didn’t say a damn thing to me, they were emo kids. They weren’t invited, nor were they welcome. They were only there to pick up some chicks that made it to the party. I mean, they weren’t even old enough to drink. I asked Deedsy and Aimee what I should say to them. Supposedly they told me to talk in “text talk” because that’s what the youth of America has resorted to. So, after telling them that they were douche bags, I allegedly said “J/K, LOL.” I barely recall something along those lines. Then, when they tried to leave, one of them tried to shake my hand, and I laughed in his punk-ass emo face and turned away. You see, that’s how you’re supposed to treat an emo kid. He probably went home and slit is wrists because I wouldn’t shake his hand. God, I can’t stand emo kids. But if anyone is trying to blame me for my actions throughout the night, and the words I said, blame it on Daweed, Sara, Boulevard, Dopey, Alley, the other random chicks that were there, Deedsy, Aimee, Big C, Rossman, and all the other people there. They should have been better influences on me. God, I love getting wasted. But unfortunately, I don’t do it a lot. It was a good night though. I don’t think I’ve slept that good in about a year, nor laughed that hard in about a year. We pack and deliver like UPS trucks.
Not for the faint at heart	7.22.08
Ok, I’m going to have to warn viewers of this post. I am extremely enraged at someone, and my words could be offensive to some people. You have been warned. FUCK MICHAEL SAVAGE!!!!! That fucking piece of shit deserves the worst death of all. Fuck him, his fucking talk show, his listeners, and his fucking family!!! He is a fucking asshole who deserves to be murdered!!! How fucking dare that scumbag say one cruel word against those with autism!!! Obviously, this uneducated dick-sucker doesn’t know shit about illnesses!! People with autism can’t help it WHATSOEVER!!!! I really hope that this motherfucker’s family (if he fucking has one) gets murdered right in front of him!! No. Not good enough. I hope his twat of a wife (if he’s into women) gets savagely raped in front of him with his hands and legs bound with barbed wire. I really don’t see a woman marrying a pig-fucker like him!! But, if he is married, he’s married to a fucking cunt who likes to fuck younger guys while he’s out whining about shit he knows nothing about. I don’t give a fuck what my lawyer says, but this is how I’m going to word it. Michael Savage, you better hope and pray you never make your way to Georgia, you son of a bitch. Yeah, you’re mom’s a whore! She sucks so many dicks, her lips smoke!! And if your mom is dead, she died of a semen overdose! Anyway, if you make your way to Georgia, you better pray you have bodyguards that are willing to take a bullet for your ass! You know what, fuck that! I’m calling you out! I’ll go bare fists with you, bigot!! I’d beat your fat, overweight, old ass into a bloody pulp!! But I know you wouldn’t accept a legit fight with me. You’re too old and slow. You know I’d whoop your ass!! I’d probably give your fatass a heart attack before I even threw the first punch!! Fuck you, you piece of shit!! You’re a nobody who got picked on in school, and throughout your entire life, and you tried taking that aggression out at people who can’t defend themselves! How coward is that? Your whole life is a joke, and you’ve accomplished nothing your entire existence on earth. If you ever want to man up to your discriminating words, and take the beating you truly deserve, just let me know, and I’ll be there to humiliate your obese, aging ass, and teach you some respect!! You fucking dirtbag, piece of shit, bigot, waste of a life!! You better accept the fact that you’re going to hell, because I’ll be there right beside you! I’d make the devil himself look like an angel after I’m done with you!! To tell you the real truth about autism, and not what some shit eater thinks, those with this disorder can’t help it. It is a real disability that there is no known cure for! What that ignorant douche bag was probably thinking of, is HDAD, or ADD. This stupid cumwad can’t even get his illnesses right, so anything else that comes out of his mouth is a bunch of bullshit anyway. And to those who think I’m only saying these things because of his political stance, you’re fucking wrong!! I would say this about anyone who said those harsh, heartless words!! He’s (she’s?) obviously not educated whatsoever!! There is no cure for autism!!! People can’t control the physiology of their kid!! And for him to say that they don’t have fathers, is so fucking beyond mental intellect that I don’t even want to respond to it! Autism is real, and it’s definitely something every human being should be informed about. It’s not only categorized by bodily expressions and audible communications. Sorry if anyone except that cum-stain took offense to this post. No one, under any circumstances should say one harsh, heartless, mean words against those with this illness!
The Dark Knight, shout-out	7.21.08
Ok. Went to go see The Dark Knight. GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!! Hands down, the best movie ever!!! Now, I’m not trying to hype the movie up whatsoever!! The movie was a work of art. Now, I’m not a fan of Heath Ledger at all, but his performance as The Joker was phenomenal. I would never have expected that kind of dedication from someone like him (pill popping junkie), but he blew me away. Now, I’m not going to give any details of the movie away. You just have to witness it for yourself. Of course we went to go see it in IMAX. I’ve been asked numerous times how many times am I going to see it? Oh, let me tell you, it will be a lot!! If anyone wants to go with me (again, for those who went with me the first time), just let me know. And of course, it has already outsold that campy-ass Spiderman crap, and that pirate movie (complete waste of time). All IMAX viewings are outsold. Go to fandango.com and buy your tickets. I can not stress how complete my life is now that I have seen that movie. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever felt so complete after watching a movie. It is just so amazing of a movie. Every second of the movie, I was hooked! Ok, ok, enough of Batman. I got the new Sy-Max II HJC helmet. Freaking amazing. Now, it’s not approved by SNELL yet, but it is street legal. Check it out. Ok, here’s the shout-out of the week. 2-Hottie, I love you! You’re the man!! I love you dude! And, thanks!!! You know what I’m thanking you for!
The Dark Knight, DragonCon	7.17.08
Alright Torrentialites! The time is upon us!! We must seize the day/knight. The Dark Knight comes out tonight at midnight!!! Every showing at midnight is sold out!! Damn near every showing for the next 3 days are sold out, especially the IMAX viewings. I suggest going to Fandango.com to reserve your tickets!! As for me, is The Powerhouse going to the premiere? Nope. I’m going with the best group of people the world has ever seen (with the exception of about 3 people). Anyway, word on the street is, that Doomsday is going to be making an appearance on Smallville this season. Also, Kevin Sorbo is going to make an appearance as well. Hint, hint. Also on Smallville, Laura Vandervoot is not on the cast for the full season, which sucks, because she is unbelievably beautiful!! Damnit! Oh, well. On to a pressing issue. DragonCon!!!!! Yes, it’s almost time!!! Say what you want, but DragonCon is freaking amazing!! I went last year and met Juliet Landau, saw that one dude from Mythbusters, met Ron Glass, saw Lou Ferrigno, and a whole bunch of other celebrities. Also, I met James Marsters!! Yes I actually got to hang out with him for about 45 minutes after his concert in Atlanta!! It was awesome!! I got a personally signed photo from him!! He is probably the coolest person I’ve ever met, hands down!! I also got to have my picture taken with him a couple of times!! He’s freaking awesome!! And, he’ll be at DragonCon this year, again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, who wants to go to DragonCon with me this year? Yes, I will be wearing my Batman battle gear. This time, I will be in full battle gear mode!! Kaylin you could totally be Catwoman (meeeowwww!!!)!! 2-Hottie you could totally pull of Robin (you really could, you kinda look like Chris O’Donnell), Sam you could be Solomon Grundy (because you’re big), Aimee you could be Rachel Dawes (or Martha Stewart with your new haircut), Lindsay P. you could be Poison Ivy (being a ginger finally paid off (j/k)), Formerly Heavy D you could be 2-Face (I just picture you as him), I’ll bring my dog Ace as Ace the Batdog, Pimpalicious you could be The Joker (because you’re weird and demented), Daweed you could be the Penguin (self explanatory), Sara you could totally be an awesome Supergirl (and a hot one at that), and the list goes on and on. Anyway, who wants to go with me this year? And remember, it isn’t HD unless it’s 1080p!!!
Edited	7.16.08
So, due to the legal advice (demands) of my lawyer, I have recently edited my last post. Hehehe! Don’t worry though, more to come from The Powerhouse!! And, yes, that was Sam again hacking my website. A round of douches for him!!
A message to the Greho:	7.16.08
You're the man!! And I'm drunk ... well not really but it makes for a better post if I say I am. BATMAN BITCHES!! DARK KNIGHT!! DARK KNIGHT!! UNH!! - the ogre
Gvrnmt, TDK	7.15.08
Torrentialites, I love you guys. Did anyone notice how beautiful today was? I mean, the birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, the sun was shinning, and it was just overall great!! Oh, I love it!! I know ya’ll are probably thinking to yourselves, “What the hell is up with Powerhouse?” or “He must have gotten laid.” Well, I’m just going to keep my happiness a secret for now. Ok, I just got my stimulus check yesterday, and instead of using it to help “stimulate the economy” I’m putting it in the bank and I’m gonna gain interest on it. What’s that? You didn’t get a stimulus check because you were considered a “dependant” on your parent’s tax return? Boo hoo, and hahahaha!!! Sucks for you! For those of you that did get one, congrats, and spend it on me and all the Batman merch you can buy!! Don’t worry, I’ll pay you back. Just don’t drop more than 500 on anything at one time, unless it’s super killer!! But call me first just to make sure!! Anyway, you have to be smart and clever about dicking over the government!! Social security is a bunch of crap anyway. I’m not going to live long enough to see any of my social security anyway (so sayeth medical professionals). Screwing over the government it easier than one might think!! When it comes to your tax return, oh God, don’t even get me started. Nothing a little Photoshop can’t fix (not that I’ve ever done it). Get an off-shore account. Well, a Swiss bank account and they can’t mess with you at all!! Hint hint people!! The U.S. government CAN NOT access it whatsoever!! Trust me on this one!! Why do you think I have one?! Not because I dick the government over, but I don’t want anyone spying on my money, let alone my legal woes (which are sealed and can’t be opened without a court order which me or my lawyer have to be present for!! (thanks lawyer)). name withheld due to ongoing legal proceeding. Stay tuned Torrentialites, and go see The Dark Knight!!
Addition, bachelor party	7.10.08
Another addition to my Batman collection: Batman Begins on Bluray. Just the regular Bluray DVD. Everyone at work chipped in and got it for me for my birthday! So, thank you Sam, Adrianna, and Dina!!! It means the world to me!! So, have you ever just wanted to go sky diving? I sure as hell have!! I can’t freaking wait until 2-Hottie’s bachelor party (like I said ladies, he’s taken, so back off!!)!!! Not only am I going to be able to see 2 of my best friends get married, I get to go freaking sky diving for his party!!! How f’ing awesome is that?! 2-Hottie, Kaylin, can you guys go ahead and get married sooner so we can go sky diving? Please, pretty please!!! Do you think they’ll let me go sky diving drunk off my ass? Lets hope so!!
Additons to my Batman collection	7.08.08
Can anyone guess what I now own?! Anyone? C’mon!! Anyone? Well, except for Sam. I now own: 1. The limited edition Batman Begins DVD giftset, which includes: 2 disc special edition, an exclusive 2 minute sneak peak of The Dark Knight, Movie Money to see The Dark Knight (7.50 value), 128MB flash drive loaded with 18 images from The Dark Knight, Batman Begins lenticular art, exclusive to Best Buy The Dark Knight linticular art, and 5 exclusive to Best Buy collectible postcards. 2. The limited edition Batman Begins Blu-ray edition, which includes: The Dark Knight prologue (the first 6 minutes of the film), Movie Money to see The Dark Knight (7.50 value), an exclusive 32 page booklet featuring script pages, storyboards, and film stills from The Dark Knight, 16 page DC Comic Book adaptation of The Dark Knight prologue, Batman Begins lenticular art, and 5 collectible postcards. 3. 2 disc special edition of Batman: Gotham Knight, which includes: 4 episodes of Batman The Animated Series, Concession Money for treats (3.00 value), and a whole bunch of DVD extras. 4. Batman: Gotham Knight on Blu-ray Aren’t you so happy for me? Actually, I could care less if you are or aren’t. So, can anyone guess what I’m doing tonight? That’s damn right!! I’m locking myself in my bedroom, and watching as many of these as I can, with the exception of Batman Begins on Blu-ray, because everyone at work chipped in and bought it for me for my birthday. So, under no circumstance can anyone call me tonight, let alone drop by for a visit. I swear to god, if someone interrupts me tonight, I’m busting skulls! Ok, so everyone have a good night and take care. Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
New pics	7.06.08
What’s up Torrentialites? New pics from the party are up on the pics page. I got rid of The Ever Ongoing Adventures of Athens, mostly because I always forget my camera when I go down there (drunkenly forget). Plus, I haven’t been going down there lately. I hate frat boys!! I absolutely hate them. They are all talk, can’t back anything up, and they won’t even jump in a fight when I’m whooping one of their friend’s asses (for those who saw the beat down). Anyway, it’s going to be a page of random parties and events of all of us getting drunk. The party was awesome!! No one got hurt, well, I have a minor first degree burn on my stomach from the fireworks, or from a cigarette. I was too drunk, so I don’t remember. Anyway, it was awesome, and thanks to all that came. So yeah. Go check them out!! A whole bunch of new posts are coming. Stay tuned!!
My Birthday (boo!)	7.03.08
Ok. If you haven't noticed, I took down my last post. Don't ask any questions on why I took it down. If you want to read what I posted, e-mail me and I'll send it to you. Ugh. My birthday. I did absolutely nothing. I went to work, came home, cut grass, started drinking, went to the grocery store, and now I'm waiting on Pimpalicious and Tombo to get up here. We going fishing in the morning! Anyway, thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday. You better be coming to my party tomorrow (July 4th). It's gonna be freaking amazing! Call/text me to let me know you're coming. If I don't respond, I'm probably wasted or can't hear it ring. Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Birth Week	6.30.08
So, all day at work today, I was thinking of what I should post about. There were a few vengeful things that came to mind. Then there were some heartfelt things. Then I remembered that I’m the Powerhouse!! This is my birth week. Yes, I said it. Birth week! Usually people are all happy and crap about their birthday, but as you get older, you just wish they would stop coming. I mean, I’m turning a quarter of a century old. If I stop and think about it, that’s old!! So, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not really gonna celebrate anymore. I mean, I’ll go out for drinks and stuff, but I’m just not in that good of a mood about it. It’s just a birthday right? Hell, who am I kidding? I throw a party every year, and every year it’s the party of the century!! Who’s ready to get down? 300 dollars worth of fireworks, alcohol on tap (not really, but there will be a shit load of it), cooking out, pool with a slide, plenty of room for people to crash (not in my room though unless I say so), good friends that I consider family, 2 dogs (Bubba and Ace), etc. I swear to God, if you don’t show up, I’m going to hold it against you for the rest of your life (cough, cough Dopey). Where else can you drink as much as you want, puke and rally, shoot off fireworks, have a safe place to crash, and be surrounded by family?.... Exactly, nowhere!! Remember, presents should include anything that has to do with Batman, whiskey, Grizzly Wintergreen long cut, and whatever I’ve previously said to anyone. I am going to need someone bring an iPod dock so we can jam the F out!! Kaylin, that’s your duty for the party. Oh, I suggest you and 2-Hottie bring your own pillows. God, I’m turning 25, this is so depressing……
Pics, Pepper Spray	6.24.08
The pics from the Brave’s game are up on the “random” pics page. So, when I went shopping this weekend, I picked something up for Danica Patrick (Sara) since she rides that horrid “mass public transportation system” a few days during the week to go to class. I got her some pepper spray, not only because she needs it because of the kinds of people that ride that public transportation system, but because no woman should be without some, just in case. Anyway, after I bought it, I started looking at it and reading all the benefits of it. One of the selling advertisements on it is worded like this: “Even Works On Drug Addicts” I’m serious, check it out: How freaking hilarious is that? I mean, it even works on drug addicts! I think that, that phrase right there is the major selling point for this product. I mean, when I’m in a dark alley, or in the “hood”, my biggest fear is a drug addict! Not a rapist, murderer, psychotics, muggers, homeless people, or even an 8 year old!! It’s drug addicts that I’m most afraid of! I mean, they are freaking crazy!!!! They have to be the most dangerous of criminals there are! I believe we need to start a crusade against drug addicts!! I’ll call it the D.A.R.E. program! And in addition to that, we’ll inform little kids what illegal drugs are and tell them how dangerous they are to them! We’ll inform them that illegal drugs are bad and that they should never do them!! We’ll spend billions of dollars on this program, and the end result will be: Everyone taught this program will never do drugs! Drug addicts will disappear! Illegal drugs will disappear! Society will become a safer place! There will be no need for safety products advertised towards drug addicts! The economy will increase! Everyone will live happily ever after!! Ok, I was just informed that a very similar program like mine was established many years ago, and failed miserably. Some studies have even stated that graduates of this program are at an increased statistic to use illegal drugs and become gang bangers and murderers, and rapists, and muggers, and just an overall waste of human life. Well, all I have to say is that my idea was better and would have worked!! Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
Brave's Game, Cowboy Powerhouse	6.22.08
Many many props to Sara for taking me to the Brave’s game last night!! It was freaking awesome!! We got to sit in the suites section, had a bar, a great view, and everything! Loved it!! Of course the Braves won, mostly because Powerhouse attended the game! But anyway. MARTA. Tisk tisk. I freaking hate MARTA!!! Though, I didn’t mind it at all yesterday.... Pics from the game to come. So props S! Anyway. The past couple of days I’ve been taking care of my neighbor’s animals. They have 2 horse, 3 chickens, 2 dogs, and 2 cats. I am not complaining at all for doing this, but I did not realize how extremely hard it was. I mean, not really hard, but just…. I don’t know. I have taken the horses in the stables twice, and each time I have, one thought just keeps running through my head… they could freaking trample me into little bitty torrential pieces. But still, it’s fun. I’m a freaking farmhand!! Farmhand Powerhouse. No. The Powerhouse farmhand. That’s better. Hell, you might as well consider me a cowboy!! Cowboy Powerhouse!! Stay tuned!!
The Dark Knight, myspace	6.16.08
Ok, Torrentialites. This was going to be somewhat of a vengeful post, but something has come up. THE DARK KNIGHT (HERE). Yes, I know it’a almost a month away, but has anyone out there been keeping up with the viral marketing? I have, and I know exactly what’s going on!! I voted for Harvey Dent, I received my free pizza (HERE), and so on. Yes, I was one of the lucky free pizza winners!!! I am the man!!! Anyway. I’m not going to spoil the movie for people, but I have seen bits and pieces of it. It is freaking amazing!!! I have the t-shirts and some of the action figures. Everyone must support this movie and go see it on July 18th!! Hell, it’s the last time you’ll see Heath Ledger’s pill popping ass!!! Anyway. My birthday is right around the corner, and can you guess what The Powerhouse wants? Anything and everything that has to do with Batman (and whiskey)!! Especially those Reece’s peanut butter things that have that sweepstakes thing!! I promise this to everyone reading this, if you buy me the winning Reece’s candy, I swear on my life that when I receive the motorcycle they are giving away, I will GIVE you my current motorcycle!!! This is no joke! No money, no nothing!!! I will give you the title to my crotch rocket for free!! So go out and buy me those Reece’s sweepstakes candy!! Sorry for the lack of updates, but I’ve been busy with my side projects. Anyway. Thanks for all the help (the very little there was) with my crotch rocket over the weekend. It definitely looks better, handles better, and will get better fuel mileage (higher top speed). I’ll post pics of it sometime this week. And for all those asking, yes, I do have that person as a friend on myspace. Say what you want, but you know she’s freaking amazingly hot!!! And, only on my myspace am I going to post a video from Kaylin and 2-Hottie’s party! So, if you ain’t got one, get an account and request me as a friend! Stay tuned!!
Tired, aerodynamics	6.10.08
Ugh. I am ridiculously tired. I barely got any sleep last night. You see my friends, I’ve been working by myself for the past 2 days at my job and I’ve got the rest of the week to go. It’s no big deal, but it gets hectic. Working by myself includes not being able to clock out for lunch, pulling every order, putting up with customer’s complaints, etc. I’m lucky I have a job where I can pretty much tell the customers how it is. I’m not saying that I’m an asshole to them, but I don’t take any crap from them, I tell you what! Anyway. I’m exhausted. I mistakenly thought someone was someone else at work over the 2-way today, so my apologies go out to Rhonda!! Sorry girl!! I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again! So, who wants to help Powerhouse out this weekend with a project? What could the project be? Taking the rear fender off my bike and making the rear end sportier and more aerodynamic for better fuel economy (higher speeds). You see, the stock rear fender is like an air dam when it comes to air movement. I need to take it off for better fuel economy (going faster). I’ve had my motorcycle a month and do you know how much I’ve spent on gas?! 28 dollars!! It’s outrageous!! These gas prices are killing me!! I don’t like the thought of wasting 28 dollars on gas a month! Anyway. I’m thinking of doing it (giggity) on Sunday. Yes, I know it’s Dad’s day, but I have to work on Saturday and hopefully Powerhouse and a couple of his buddies are doing something afterwards. So, I plan on waking up early (not before noon) and getting a start on this thing. Hopefully it shouldn’t take too long, but I might need a dremel tool (the only tool I don’t have) and someone to hold something up or pass me a tool when I need it. So, who wants to help out? C’mon, you know you want to, plus I might even take you out for a spin on it (bring your own helmet). Drop me a line if you’re interested! Stay tuned!
Say what?!	6.09.08
Ok. Have you ever heard a phrase that just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever? Then you try to analyze it, and dissect it, but it still makes no sense. Here is a list of phrases or sayings that just don’t make any sense. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. Hmm. Why is it only women? Men get scorned all the time, and the hell we males cause because of that scorn is truly torrential (get it?). I believe it to be worse than a woman’s, honestly. I mean c’mon. The revenge guys dish out because we get scorned is pretty harsh. I have a whole laundry list of chores to do. Umm. Seriously? I don’t know about you, but what I have on my laundry list is only 2 things. Whites and colored clothes. So, when I hear someone say that, I ask them if they only have 2 things to do, then they look at me like I’m the ignorant one, then I have to go and make them look like the retard. Revenge is a dish best served cold. What the hell does that even mean? I mean, when I dish out revenge, it’s always in the heat of the moment. Well, maybe not always….hehehe. Anyway. A dish? Served cold? I prefer my meals warm. I’m 3 sheets to the wind. I get drunk (a lot), and I’m never 3 sheets to any damn thing. Why 3? And why sheets? When I’m drunk, I just say that I’m freaking wasted, or plastered, or drunk, or smashed. I mean, c’mon people!! Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
Swimming, PSA's	6.03.08
So I just got in from swimming with my dogs for the first time this year. After a hot and humid day at work, I thought that it would be somewhat "refreshing" to jump in the pool. It is freaking cold! Mack came by and swam too. Right before we started swimming, Bubba saw my neighbor's dog in my yard and obviously took it as a threat. He made a b-line right towards the other dog and started attacking. Literally attacking the other dog. I have never seen him do this before. My neighbor and I thought that it was kinda funny. Anyway, we broke it up and Bubba went on swimming. Now, lets analyze this. Bubba was just protecting his master/father. That is what he's trained to do. I mean, he was ferociously attacking the other dog. It was freaking amazing. I love him even that much more now! Anyway, be on the look out for PSA's (public service announcements) from Team Torrential! They will be video's of this team trying to warn and aware the public of dangers that are lurking all around us. Stay tuned Torrentialites! 1 month and counting.......
The Date!!, Rob Zombie	6.01.08
The date is set, ladies and gentlemen! Friday, July 4th 2008! It's going to be the birthday party/4th of July party to end all birthday parties/July 4th parties!! Come one, come all! You had better clear your schedule (just one day), stock up on alcohol (or whatever your poison is), set away some money for fireworks, start thinking of what you want grilled, and prepare your liver for fun filled day of nothing but unhealthy liquids!! Of course the party is gonna be over at my parent's house (due to the swimming pool), so let me know if you need directions. Will there be a bon fire there? Who knows. Only time will tell(more than likely there will be one). Thanks for all the adds on that one social networking website! Oh, keep an eye out for Rob Zombie's new flick, "Tyrannosaurus Rex." The tag line for it is, "51% Motherfucker, 49% son of a bitch!!" Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Drug Testing	5.29.08
So, I was watching tv (in HD) the other night, and while I was flipping through the channels, I saw something on the news about drug testing public school students. It got me thinking, "that's not a bad idea at all!!!!" I am all for it. I honestly think that if you randomly drug test students, and punish them if they come up "dirty", you'll have a better school, students, and faculty. The first time a student is found "dirty", they should have to pay a $500 fine. Then for each "dirty" drug test after that, they should have to spend 30 days in jail. Now, I'm not saying that this will insure a safe and pleasant school, but it will definitely help. Of course it's not going to eliminate kids from doing drugs, but if they are stupid enough to get caught with a positive drug test, they probably aren't the smartest of kids, and are gonna end up dropping out, turning into a "gang banger", rapist, convict anyway. I mean, c'mon. If you fail a drug test, you're an idiot. I have taken many drug tests over the years (probation, jobs), and have never failed once!!! And it's not because I wasn't doing drugs. Hell, I was high as hell a few of those times I took a drug test. You just have to know how to play the system. Now, I'm not gonna tell you how to pass an upcoming drug test, or even one on the fly, but what I'm saying is, if you're smart enough to play the system, especially something as easy as a drug test, you're smart enough to make it successfully in life. Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Pulled over, attractive/unattractive	5.26.08
Apparently, it's illegal to drive at 6 in morning with a hangover. Apparently, "the law" considers that to still be under the influence of alcohol. Apparently, my lawyer doesn't like receiving that early of a call to bail me out of jail on a holiday. But my friends, apparently there are "technicalities" in the law when it comes to threatening an inmate during questioning which basically means I get off scott-free, no record of my arrest, and no record of me ever being pulled over. I freaking love my lawyer!! Now, on to a pressing issue. Pretty people/unattractive people and their friends. It is a known thing that only pretty people have pretty friends, and unattractive people have unattractive friends. It's just the way of the universe. It's how things work. Of course I'm just talking about chicks. Think about it. I have known many an unattractive chicks and many a pretty chicks. They only have friends that are as attractive, or unattractive as themselves. None of my female friends have any unattractive friends (anymore) because they are all attractive. All the unattractive women I've ever known have only had unattractive friends. Hell, it's everywhere you go. I mean, just walk through your local mall. Only attractive people are hanging out/going shopping with other attractive people. Personally, I believe that it should stay that way. There should be no intermingling of the 2 species. It just makes things easier.
NOS, BON FIRES!!	5.22.08
Hats off to my boy Pete! Thanks to him, I can now order NOS Energy Drink by the case!! I can not stress how vital these are to my existence. Without them, I'd be dead by now. I go through 2-3 of them a day. It's the only thing that can wake me up in the morning (besides, well….. that's a secret). I need a little "bump" of it, if you will around lunch, and occasionally I need one around 2pm, just to get me through the rest of the work day. I've been told that they are no good for my health, and I'm gonna have a heart attack pretty soon (how could you Lauren?!). I say doubtful. I say that they are a nutritional supplement. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? If anything, it's only making my heart stronger. Oh, a 3 day weekend is upon us. May the angels sing!! Not really. It's Memorial Day weekend, which has really gotten me to think about it. What is Memorial Day all about? To me, it means memories. I have soo many memories. One in particular sticks out. My very first bon fire. Well, not really my first, but what actually caused the first bon fire. It was a very memorable experience. What started out as a burning of old memories (pics, letters from my ex at the time, etc. (no offense now Jess!)) turned into a weekly party of new memories. It had absolutely nothing to do with Memorial Day, actually, I don't even remember when the first fire was, but I do remember that it was after a ThirdMast rehearsal. But anyways. It has got me thinking. I need an official first bon fire at my new place, and what better way to kick things off, than to have another burning of old memories?! I'm not saying we do it this weekend, but hopefully some time soon. Does everyone remember the bon fires we used to have at The Estate? Drunken nights, barely remembering what happened the night before, boxing matches, lighting the woods on fire (we can laugh now, but when it happened we were scared), passing out on the lawn, lighting other people on fire, throwing bullets in the bon fire, roman candle wars, dancing on the gas soaked pallets, drunken orgies, Martin's in the mornings, indulging ourselves with whatever was "passed" to us, etc. Oh, the memories. How many of you out there had your first beer at The Estate? Or even your first drunk? How I miss the bon fires! I say we arrange one for old times! Who's down?!!!
ignoring	5.20.08
Have you ever noticed how if you ignore a problem, scenario, person, anything, it goes away? I love it. Do you know how much stuff I've ignored in my lifetime, and it magically goes away? Every problem I've ever had has been solved by just ignoring it. Like, if you're hungry, just ignore it and it goes away. Or, ignoring a nagging person. They eventually shut up and go their way. Or, ignoring the cops. If you just don't pay any attention to them, they won't pay any attention to you. Or, ignoring an illness. Lets say you have a heart problem (ex: enlarged heart). Just don't pay any attention to it! It goes away! Let's just say I know someone (NOT ME, cough, cough) that got a speeding ticket. He's ignored it for a while, and it's gone away. Problem solved. There is no problem in life that ignoring it can't solve! Trust me, I'm a pro at it. Has The Powerhouse ever led you wrong? Nope. Maybe there's some stuff in life you shouldn't ignore. What they are, I have no clue. Maybe there's some stuff I shouldn't ignore. Who knows? But if you have a problem, just ignore it, and it will disappear. Stay tuned Torrentialites!
118, Fishing!!!	5.19.08
Okey Dokey. Powerhouse is back, and feeling better! How did I do it? Well, uh, I just decided I wasn't going to feel bad. That's all there is to it people. Is it magic? Is it supernatural? Only I know. So, how fast have I gotten the bike up to? Well, if you can count that high, it's 118. Supposedly, the top speed (f'ing governor) is 115. But, when I was gunning it, it didn't seem to be restricted at all. The speedometer goes to 130, so we'll see. I wonder if my buddy would even attempt to pull me over if he caught me going that fast. Anyway. Fishing. I was sadly disappointed this weekend. Dopey didn't wake up till freaking 4pm, Tombo had plans, and Daweed was down in Florida. Needless to say, I didn't go. So, I will put this out there again. WHO WANT'S TO GO FISHING THIS WEEKEND?! I'm down for anyone who wants to go (cough). So, if you'd like to go fishing with me this weekend, hit me up. It's Memorial Day weekend. No one has to work, no one should have plans (except maybe a cookout on Monday, but I'm talking about on Saturday or Sunday). Stay tuned people!
Warning! This is a deep one!	5.18.08
This post might be a little too deep for this website, so if you're not interested in The Powerhouse being serious, then I suggest you wait till my next entry. That being said…. Have you ever thought about how confusing life is? Well, not confusing, but mysterious. One minute you think you have your whole life planned out, then the next minute, it's all gone. You spend years planning your life around a job, a loved one, where you live, your friends, your family, etc. then all of a sudden everything changes. Everything and every minute you spent on planning your life means nothing. It was all just a waste of time. Life can change at any minute of any day. Nothing, absolutely nothing is guaranteed in life except change and death. I know that the last statement sounds really fucking emo, but I'm trying not to come off like that. There are the only 2 things that are guaranteed in life. Change can be good or bad. I've learned to accept change in any form, even changing myself. I for one, hate change, but I've learned to just accept it, and make the best of it. Everyone does it, but if you just stop and think about what you could have done differently, some things would still kinda be the same. It's these changes in life that make you change. If you see something you don't like about yourself, get rid of it, or transform it into something positive. I guess I've learned not to plan anything out for the long run. I mean, the only thing I plan for now, is financially. Like I said, money can buy anything. Everything else is just temporary. Friends come and go, hearts get broken, jobs change, you can't stay in one place the rest of your life, people move away, etc. Life is just weird. We as a human race are still very young and have a lot of learning to do. Time changes everything and everybody. I mean, I used to be a menace to society, I just learned how not to get caught. Formerly Heavy D used to be fat, now he's skinny. I used to smoke, and now I dip. Mr. Unlimited used to drive a Honda. Now it's a Nissan. I guess what I'm getting at, is that people never stay the same, no matter how bad you want them to. Emotions are temporary and change into decisions (Thanks Lindsay!). People get married one day and have their whole lives planned out, then the next day one of them dies in some freak accident. It's the whole fact that nothing is guaranteed. Don't even get me started on one's health. I mean, I'm trying to live an honest, hardworking, peaceful life, but a lot of things are changing. What's the use in planning stuff out, when it can be stolen from you in the blink of an eye? Like, my parents don't want me to have my motorcycle because I'm destined to die on it and they don't want to pay for the funeral, but they don't know the life insurance policy I took out on myself (they don't visit this website). They'll be taken care of rather gratefully when I go. Maybe I'm just looking at all this the completely wrong way. Maybe it's because I'm in this little funk, but as of 2 am on Sunday morning, this is how I feel. Maybe I just need a shoulder to lean on. Kay Kay, you got a minute (j/k unless you do have the time)? Oh, me. Who's got some good advice for The Powerhouse? Stay tuned Torrentialites! Just wait till I tell you how fast I got the bike up to this time!
2nd update of the night	5.17.08
Have you ever watched a movie, and thought to yourself "Damn, I'm gonna end up like that guy!"? We all have. I guess you could call it human nature. Well, I just got done watching Constantine (in HD), and I was thinking exactly that (I was). I'm gonna live the rest of my life hunting the supernatural, never being able to settle down, always on the go, and never being able to fulfill my dreams (that is, if I live long enough). Anyway. Have you ever watched one of those movies, and thought to yourself "Damn, I wish I would have done certain things differently!"? Not me. I'm pretty happy with my life. I mean, c'mon, I'm The Powerhouse! There might be 1 or 2 things missing from my life, but there's nothing money can't buy! Don't believe me? Let me convince you! Down and out? Go buy some prescription happy pills (fucking emo kids!). Need someone killed? Go and buy a hired "gun" (yes, there are still people that will do it for the right price). Need to get laid? Go and buy a hooker (they are abundant on myspace). Need to lose weight? Buy some lipo (fatasses!). Need to get away from reality for a little bit? Go buy some illegal drugs (no comment). Want a girlfriend? Buy a Russian bride (I don't suggest this, but it is an option). Want big muscles? Go buy some steroids (though, from the looks of it, some people need to chill out on that shit because they literally look like someone with down syndrome). The list could go on and on, but there has never been one thing that money hasn't bought for me or fixed (lawyers are a great investment). Speaking of down and out, I've been in a funk for the past couple days. I don't really know why. I have everything I need or want (almost). I mean, I'm not depressed. I'm just in a funk. Something just isn't right in the world of Torrentialvania. I don't know what it is. I'm not some fucking depressed, good for nothing, emo kid that thinks a pill will cure his sadness. I actually have class. I am so glad my parents never tried to "cure" me with some pill like Ritalin or Zoloft or whatever the hell people take nowadays for mental problems. Those kids that take that crap turn out fucked up! They grow up thinking a pill will cure anything wrong with them. I don't feel sorry for those kind of people. Sorry about that folks, just had to vent. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. But like I was saying, I'm just a little down. That's all. I just need a good comedy to watch, or the company of a good friend. Oh, well. Take it easy Torrentialites!! Till next time!
Who wan't to go fishing?	5.17.08
So, it has come to this. One of my regular partners in crime when it comes to fishing is in Florida, doing some fishing of his own down there. Fine then. I see how it is. Now, I have to look for someone else to go fishing with tomorrow, or I can just go by myself. Don't really want to do the latter. I am now accepting applications and resumes to go fishing tomorrow. Send all correspondence to powerhouse@thetorrential.com! It'll be fun! Come and catch some of the biggest bass you've ever seen, that is, if it doesn't rain. If it does rain, hell, we'll watch some HD movies, or play some PS3. You know you want to!
Random things come to mind	5.16.08
If you're reading this, you're probably thinking to yourself "Powerhouse, what are you doing at home on a Friday night?" Well, let me explain. You see, I'm going through a lot of changes and I'm trying to mature. I'm in a whole different state of mind and… HAHAHAHAHAAHA. I couldn't even finish that last sentence. I'm just kidding. Can you imagine me being mature? I mean really, c'mon. Anyway. So, I was riding my bike today, and it was kinda gusty. You know how when you're driving in your car and a gust of wind hits your car, and you kinda swerve just a little bit? Well, imagine that same gust of wind going 110 on a motorcycle. You literally get blown away. Needless to say, I almost lost my shit today. But The Powerhouse recovered just in the knick of time. So, if you're placing your bets, I'd suggest placing them on a date that is pretty soon. Anyway. The reason I'm actually at home on a Friday night, is because I'm freaking beat. I'm exhausted. This week has been actually balls to the wall at work. I think I even tore some stitches from the surgery. Oh, well. You only live once. I just want to rest at home tonight and most of the day tomorrow. I have a few errands to run tomorrow, but nothing big. I think tomorrow night we're supposed to see 2-Hottie's friend play a gig at some bar, I don't even know anymore. 2-Hottie, hit me up! So, this entry is gonna be kinda long. I'm writing this in the timeline of a few hours so I can keep it open to whatever comes to mind. Speaking of which, EVERYONE should download Damien Rices' songs. Freaking great musician! I suggest "9 Crimes" "Coconut Skins" "Farmer's Daughter" "Rootless Tree-The Abbey Road/Piano version (find it on youtube) (just because I feel that the song is directed towards me from certain people)" "Delicate" "Green Eyes" and "Aime." So, I was doing something around the house tonight, and my necklace got caught on something and when I leaned back it broke. I took it as a sign. I took it as a sign that I shouldn't wear that necklace for a while. Another sign: Someone mentioned fishing today, so guess what I'm doing Sunday? You guessed it, gonna go catch the big one! And, today I mentioned to Sam that I wanted to start watching Buffy again. I come home and go to one of my blog sites, and they had the whole soundtrack to the series up for download. It was a sign that I definitely need to watch it again! All day long, all I do is text message people. I used to not like it, but it's so convenient. I love it. Of course I got the unlimited plan, because I don't want to rack up a 300 dollar phone bill (cough, cough). Sometimes I send the wrong text to the wrong person, but it's all gravy cause I'm driving on biscuit wheels! My parent's new counter tops look freaking amazing! I know that had nothing to do with anything, but I'm getting kinda tipsy right now. For whatever reason, I kinda want X-Mas to come back around. I guess it's because it kinda puts you in one of those good moods, you have people you love around you, you get tanked up on liquor, and there's a whole bunch of food. I just don't like the cold weather unless I'm cuddling up with someone. So, it has been pointed out again that my bedroom needs a woman's touch. I am perfectly aware of this. I mean, my bedroom looks like a freaking little kid's room. I got crap hanging from the walls, the walls need to be painted, etc. I'm slowly taking things down from my walls and turning them into scrap books. Yes, scrap books. Call it gay or whatever for a guy to make a scrap book, but I think I did an alright job on the last scrap book I made. It was kinda pointless for me to make it due to the current situation, but hell, you gotta start somewhere. One more thing to vent about and I'll call it a night. Ambition. Yes, ambition. I have to be one of the most ambitious people I know. If I see something I want, I'll go to any lengths to get it, no matter what. Like my guns. I see a gun I like, and I buy it. Or a DVD. Or even becoming someone's friend. Nothing stops The Powerhouse when he sees something he wants! Some things might take a little longer to acquire, so I have to use different tactics, but in the end, I get it! Ok, off to get wasted and drown myself in HD. Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Update #2 of the night	5.15.08
I have a second wind. What caused this second wind of mine? Let me tell you! So, I was watching the season finale of Smallville (with special guest star James Marsters), and during a commercial break I saw a very familiar scene. It was a commercial for The Dark Knight!!!! You don't know how much joy it brought me to see it. Is it any coincidence that they showed that commercial with Smallville? No! Remember a few years back during one episode of Smallville (with guest star James Marsters), at the end of the episode, they showed a 10 minute preview of Batman Begins? Oh, yes. The Dark Knight is coming. Mark your calendars! July 18th. So, with this second wind of mine, I've decided to write a little bit more. This time about signs. What kind of signs? Let me explain. You see, lately I've been taking a lot of things as signs in my life. Example: The first day that I got my motorcycle license, Sam dropped it after admiring it. So, I took that as a sign that I shouldn't ride on it that day, and I didn't. Another example: The doctor said I shouldn't drive my truck, so I took it as a sign to go out and buy a motorcycle. Another one: I was driving my truck and for whatever reason, I had the radio on (I never have the radio on, I usually have my iPod hooked up) and I saw the number 61 on a sign, so I changed it over to that station, and one of my favorite songs was on. You see, I take everything as a sign now. If something weird happens, there is some supernatural power telling me something. Or, if I see something that reminds me of something, I take it as a sign to re-connect with what memories I have of it. Like, if I wake up during the night, I look over at the clock and I can transform that number into a date that has something significant to do with a memory. Like, I got a call on my phone from an old acquaintance and it was a sign to start talking to them again. I know that kinda contradicts my last post, but like I said, only me, MY friends and family are allowed to be able to bend the rules. Another example: My neighbor (the hot one) mentioned something about mounting large fish about a month ago, so I took it as a sign that I should go fishing, and I did, and guess what? I caught one of the biggest fish I've ever caught! You see, I might be in somewhat of a transition in life, and you might think that The Powerhouse is crazy. But I'm telling you, there are signs out there! Read the signs and follow your heart! That is, if you have a heart……. (could this be a hint, or a stab at someone?) Oh, about the spread on when I'm gonna die. I think that is should be done by 2 week periods instead of by the month. Mr. Unlimited (who called me at 10am on a Sunday just to tell me that he wanted in on the bet) brought up a great idea for a side bet. The bet should be on when I get into a wreck and don't die. Either way it's inevitable that I'm going to wreck, or wreck and die. What is up for the winner? My entire HD entertainment system, the remains of my motorcycle, my computer stuff, all my Batman stuff, and certain " private personal" items that the winner can do whatever they want with. That is, only when I die. But the winner of when I get into a wreck and don't die gets all the money in the pool. So, if you want in on the pool, hit me up. Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Airport	5.15.08
Well. I've already been pulled over 2 times on my bike. Both times were for speeding, and one of those times I wasn't wearing a helmet. How did I avoid a ticket each time? Oh, I have my connections. So, I had to go to the airport the other day to pick up the Torrential parental units. I have to admit that going to the airport is a double edged sword. On one hand, you get to see all these different people and see the joy and happiness that is involved when they see their family/friends/loved ones come up from the terminal. On the other hand, you have the TSA, airport security, and trying to avoid people you used to know that just happen to be there at the same time you are. Let me first dissect airport security. They are a pain in the ass if you're actually trying to board a flight. You can't carry this or that, you get "wanded" with a metal detector, and you have to wait on every other person that is getting on the flight. Well, I arrived there a few minutes earl, and decided to walk around the airport. You will never believe this. I literally walked passed the "security check point" area. Yes, you read that correctly. I walked around the security check point area and went up to the boarding area. No one asked me a single question. I only did it to see if I could. I'm going to leave out details because they might be considered illegal and I'll end up on some stupid terrorist list, but I'll put it like this. If you can bend under a rope, or stretch your leg over it, you can pretty much go anywhere in the airport. Now, let me get to avoiding people you used to know. I saw about 3 people I used to know at the airport. I never liked them, but we never had any beef. I just didn't want to talk to them. They are in the past. I absolutely hate having to avoid people I don't like. Especially people I used to know. People are in the past for a reason. If I haven't talked to you in a while, there is probably a reason for it. That reason being, I don't like you, and chances are, I hate you. Stay away from me, and don't try to be my friend when you aren't. There are a few hundred things I want to post about, but in all honesty, I have some leveling up to do on the PS3, Smallville comes on tonight, and I'm about to cook some kick ass chicken picatta. I know I've been slacking, but I've been extremely busy. Driving a motorcycle at 100mph takes a lot of work. Becoming an Elite on the PS3 takes hours of training. Opening up a freaking pool is strenuous. I am just a busy man, what can I say? Stay tuned people!
Back, with a freaking bike!!	5.10.08
Hello everyone! Powerhouse is back on the grind! Still recovering, but doing well. I was gonna post pictures of the scar, but then it hit me that, that would give away a weakness. So, the doctor's exact words were "You shouldn't drive your truck for a while." I interpreted that as "Go and buy a motorcycle." So, that's exactly what I did! Yeah, I kinda went all out on it. It's freaking sweet! Check out the pictures on the "pics" page under "The Powerhouse Powerbike." Props to Sam for helping me get it off my truck! It's got a little bit more power than I'm comfortable with, but hell, you only live once right? Am I going to die on it? Hmm. More than likely. Hopefully not. I plan on buying an even more powerful one later on down the road. Everyone at my job already has a pool on when I'm gonna die. Hell, I'm even in on it. Isn't that twisted? If you want in on the pool, just let me know. So, if anyone has anything they want to say to me, you better do it now (cough, cough, Sam, 2-Hottie, Mr. Unlimited, Dinah, Kay Kay, Aimes, Tombo, Dopey, Daweed, Danica Patrick, Seante, any and all Torrentialites out there, hint, hint) because you might never get the chance again! Anyway. Congratulations to 2-Hottie and Kay Kay for graduating college!! I'm totally down for the party! To whom it may concern, I don't smoke. Stay tuned for more pics and hopefully some vids of The Powerhouse doing trick on his new bike!
Umm	5.06.08
Well, well. How is everyone doing? Me? Oh, I'm doing just great. Everyone can stop asking what the hell happened a couple of nights ago. This is all I'm going to say. I helped a buddy of mine collect on a debt that was owed to him. Some stuff happened, and well, everything you've ever heard about the Wyngate Inn is absolutely true. Everyone should check out the new trailer for The Dark Knight (HERE). It is absolutely amazing. Anyway. So, I was watching "Knocked Up" and it is freaking hilarious. Except how it turns into one of those damn "love" movies. Speaking of which, I'm actually contemplating thinking about pondering considering buying "P.S. I love you." Do you know how long it's been since I've seen a tear jerker? The last one I watched, I ended up laughing my ass off and playing PS3. But, this time I'll try my damndest to watch it all the way through and see if I can muster up any emotion. I freaking love e-bay. I am what you consider a "sniper" on e-bay. I wait until the last 30 seconds to put in my bids and beat everyone out. I do it all the time. Yes, I know I'm an asshole for doing it, but when I see something I want, I go after it until it's mine. I really don't have anything to talk about. I don't want to bore anyone (cough, cough). So, wish me luck tomorrow. Stay tuned Torrentialites!
Surgery, the handicapped	5.02.08
So, everyone's been asking me what my surgery is for. Well, if you're one of the lucky 2 people that know, you already know, of course. If you're not, well too bad! Did you really think that I was going to post what my freaking surgery is for? That would be giving away a "moment of weakness." You see, if you let people know too much about you, they start to take advantage of you. The only 2 people that know are sworn to secrecy about it. One person I pretty much had to tell because, well, I see that person every day and it would be kinda hard to explain why I'm not showing up for work for half a week. The other person that knows is one of my best friends. I consider him a brother. A brother from a different mother…… and father…… and blood line……. And family tree. The only things I'll say about the surgery are this: 1. It's sometime this month. (possibly next week? Who knows?) 2. I'll be permanently scarred.(bummer) 3. The surgery will take 1 hour. 4. I won't be able to lift anything (yeah right, like I'm gonna listen to that), or be under excessive amounts of stress for a month. (possibly a heart surgery?) 5. I'm gonna be given some kick-ass pain killers.(woo hoo!) 6. I've already given away too much. So, that's all I'm gonna say about that. On to something that needs to be brought to the attention of everyone. Handicapped people. I'm not talking about all handicapped people, just the ones who think they deserve a parking spot. I can not stand these people. If your crippled ass is so handicapped, you don't need to be driving!!! Now, I totally agree that some "handicapped people" need those parking spaces. Like the ones who don't actually drive. The ones that are transported in vans because they are in a wheelchair or for the elderly (the old folks who don't drive), I completely agree that they should get first dibs on the best parking spaces. All other handicapped people can kiss my ass when it comes to parking. I was bitched at by some crippled ass old bitch because she saw me get into my truck when I parked in a handicapped parking space. She said "you don't look handicapped." My response? "You don't look like you need to be driving!" I think I might have given the old bird a mild heart attack. Anyway, yes, I park in the handicapped parking spaces because there's a hundred of them in every parking lot, and there has never been a time when every one of them has been parked in. Plus, who the hell goes around and writes tickets for that? The handicapped parking fairy? Pshh. Lets get real people. If your ass is so handicapped that you have to park up front, you don't need to be driving. Seriously! Am I an asshole? Yes. Yes I am. But, I'm only an asshole to certain people. I'm not an asshole to people I care about. I might have asshole moments, but I apologize when I realize what I'm doing, or after the fact and I've thought about it. Stay tuned Torrentialites!
All over	5.01.08
This is gonna be a long one. So, I had this whole blog I was going to post. I re-wrote it 3 times. Then I kept reading it and realized that it had absolutely nothing to do with humor or this website. I guess you could say that I had a "weak moment" and started writing about things that are better suited for a (man) diary, or somewhere private. Don't get Powerhouse wrong, I have no weaknesses, only "weak moments." All I'm gonna say here, is that people (not my friends or family) need to learn how to hate, or even stop caring about me because all it does is make the wheels in my head start turning, and there is no need for that. So, on to something better (something that actually matters). Most people (pretty much everyone who's ever witnessed it), would consider my drinking tendencies "alcoholic" in nature. Hmm. I don't believe so. Alcoholics go to meetings (weak minded), crack one open as soon as they wake up (I've only done it a few times), and pretty much can't function without a drink. You see, that's not me. The only meetings I go to are the ones my company makes me go to. I've only drank before 10:00am a few (hundred) times, and it was on a weekend, or when I got really bad news. As for functioning without a drink, I am very functionable without a drink. I'm just not as enthused about doing it sober. I don't drink anything but whiskey (the best), unless it's free. Hell, you can't argue with free. Like Mr. Unlimited said, "I don't think I've seen you drink anything but whiskey for at least a year. Maybe a water." I love whiskey (absolutely). Whiskey is probably the best thing to ever come into my life, except cocaine (JUST KIDDING!!). I don't do cocaine. Cocaine isn't classy. Now, ecstasy is a different story. Anyway, whiskey is just amazing. I mean, is there anything bad that can be said about it? Nope. Well, except what my doctor said. Something about liver disease, or jaundice, and me having the liver of a 43 year old. I don't know. I wasn't paying that much attention. Whiskey is my favorite. Sure I've puked a few times because I abused it, but 12 hours later, I'm back on the horse. I love it! So, my parents are leaving early Saturday morning for something or other and won't be back for almost 2 weeks. Am I going to have a house party at their place? No, because this isn't high school. I am taking advantage though of a few of their toys. House sitting really isn't that fun. So, now, I have to stay up here for the next 2 weekends and make sure their dogs are fed and walked. Ugh! Well, at least they have HD. So, if anyone wants to come by for the next 2 weeks, come on up! We'll pop some popcorn, watch tear-jerkers, dance in our pj's, and take their cars out for a spin! Not really, but if you want to chill, just come on up. I'm pretty much gonna be stuck during the day doing their yard work (anyone want to help?), gardening, and opening up the pool. But when nightfall comes, oh you better believe I'm gonna get wild. Not really, just play PS3 and watch HD movies. Stay tuned Torrentialites for an in-depth discussion on my surgery. Oh, hope you watched Smallville tonight! James Marsters was totally a guest star! Also, RIP Albert Hofmann! The man lived to be 102!! And they say LSD is bad for your health. Oh, and to whoever it was that may have "borrowed" certain items from my armoire, I'd like them back. The joke's over. Ha. Ha. I'm not upset, I'd just like them secured. Stay tuned people!!
Props, Shockers	4.30.08
First and foremost, props are due. Where? Hmmm. Oh, props to Lindsay for shooting her first gun with us at the range. It was awesome, and you looked sexy! Next, props to 2-Hottie for sending me his drum solo from college that I'm gonna post on here pretty soon. Props to Derrick for cooking an awesome ass steak. Props to Dopey, for… well, for the entertainment. Props to Mr. Unlimited, for umm, how do I say this? Well, for just being you. And, last, but certainly not least, props to Sara, I mean Danica for coming up and meeting me for lunch today. In the midst of high and rising gas prices, she toughed it out and drove 100 miles round trip for lunch with Powerhouse. There is no way in hell I would have let you pay for lunch! Sorry for the lack of updates. I've been busy with yard work and other stuff (PS3). Hopefully going to post that video of 2-Hottie this week. Ok, on to something that I don't think has been brought to light full circle. 2-Pac and Biggie Smalls are dead. I know it's shocking, right? But they are dead and gone. THANK GOD!!!! Get the hell over it people! Why make a movie about some fat-ass that got his fat-ass shot for running his fat-ass mouth? Then, there's that other one. The one who claimed to be all "west side" and shit, but was raised in NEW YORK!!! Yes, his dumb-ass was raised in that hell hole that is New York. If anything, he's a traitor, and doesn't know how to cover up his tracks. Am I being too harsh? Hell no! They contributed nothing good to society. Nothing at all. I know, another shocker, right?! All they did was sample beats because they couldn't be original, and talk so damn fast over bass tracks that you couldn’t understand what they were saying, and incite gang wars and turf wars, and glamorize having illegal guns and shooting anyone that looked at you wrong. Good riddance! So, lets put it to rest (kinda like how they're doing right about now). Hahaha! I crack myself up. Ok, stay tuned for 2-Hottie's video, and more updates! Powerhouse out!
Sunday's	4.27.08
What was going to be a day of shopping has turned into a day and night of PS3. You see, it's raining. My 8th sense is telling me not to go out and drive in the rain, well, as of right now. Who knows? I could get that "waste more money on things you don't need" bug, and head on down to the local Circuit City and buy some Blue Ray movies. But as I see it right now, I'm locking myself in my room and completing some objectives on my online games. Sundays. The only days I have where I don't have to do a damn thing. Come on by and hang out with me if you want, well, that is if it's before midnight. It'll be fun, well, if you like watching me get way too involved in a video game by cursing the big screen every time I die. Plus, later on we'll go buy a Blue Ray and watch it in HD. Hell, I might even treat your ass to dinner. I'm just that great of a guy.
I'm the winner, random crap	4.24.08
Victory is not Sam's! I have not admitted defeat. Powerhouse never admits defeat! Yes, I did say that "love" is limitless. What I meant to say, is that the emotion of love is limitless. There are unlimited ways to describe the feeling. There are unlimited ways to express love. My main points are: A: Love is an emotion, not an instinct. B: Love is not a necessary emotion in life. So, in reality, victory is all mine. The judge has dismissed all charges, and that's exactly what I was going for. Anyway. I just got done breaking the law again. I just washed and waxed my truck. Yeah, yeah, we're in a drought. Boo hoo! I think that my beast of a truck is a little bit higher on the totem pole than a drought. Come and get me Sunny Purdoodoo!!! Ugh. I am not looking forward to work on Saturday. Hopefully, I won't show up still smashed from the night before (it's probably going to happen anyway). Plus, if I do, it makes things even that much more exciting and adventurous. How, you might be asking yourself? Well, let me tell you. You're much more talkative, you're friendlier, and over all, it's amusing! Except when the hangover starts kicking in at 11:00am. So, why does a man buy a $150.00 pair of shoes? Because he can. They are completely worth every penny. Trust me. I can't explain to you how comfortable they are. Like, my feet have orgasms with every step I take, and my toes start spewing toe jam (get it?). I am going to buy another pair, just because I can. I tried asking for them in HD, but unfortunately, they don't come in high def. Speaking of apparel, do you know how hard it is to find a pair of pants or shorts for men, in a size 30 waist? I mean, it's like trying to find a comedy movie that doesn't end with a love story. Pshh. Whatev. Maybe not an update tomorrow. I'm actually going to stay in after work, and try to go to bed early so that I can wake up early as hell to make it to our headquarters at 7. Shit, who am I kidding? I'm gonna be out getting smashed. Oh, snap!! Did anyone just catch that? Well, I guess you would, if you were watching Smallville, but Chloe has my phone!! My exact phone. My exact smart phone. Wow. Well, anyway. Stay tuned Torrentialites!! Oh, new quotes up.
Dissection of "Love" pt.3, other stuff	4.23.08
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to present exhibit "A." "Love" can be defined many ways. Usually, it is always explained as an emotion. Along with being dissected with the word "emotion," it is also explained as a "feeling." "Love" towards another human being is a learned action. Humans learn how to love. We are educated in this process by our parents, friends, and all sorts of media. "Love" is in no way a survival instinct. Let me also present exhibit "B." "Instinct" is always defined as an "inborn" action or tendency. You are born with this action. You don't learn instincts. You can't! It is a natural occurrence. Humans have many instincts, and not one of them is the emotion of "love." "Instincts" are imbedded in all humans. Instincts are imbedded in all animals. My client is not guilty, Ladies and Gentlemen. My client only speaks the truth. The reason every animal is apt to protect their own, is because of instincts. It is not love. Love, my friends, is a decision. It is a decision to trust, honor, and sacrifice. You decide who, what, and how you love. You can not decide what instincts you want. My client is in no way doubting the feeling of "love." Love is limitless. Love is a great thing. We all feel that emotion because we were taught this lesson by the people that love us. Love is undeniable. So are instincts. Instincts define the human being. Love just describes our emotional attachment towards another human being. Ladies and Gentlemen, it is very clear that "love" and "instincts" are two separate entities. We can live without emotion, but we can not live without instincts. I believe that I have presented my client's case in an honest way. There is no denying anything that I have presented. I am in no way condoning living your life without love, because if you do, you will regret it. I rest my case to the mercy of the court. Thank you for you time. So, I tried to come off as humorous as I could, but when speaking of "love," there really isn't any way of coming off humorous. Love is great, and a beautiful thing. That's it. Love is one of the best things that can enter your life, but only when it's true. I'm not saying that I believe in the thoughts of my client, I'm just defending the views.Enough of this dissection! I can't be humorous or anything like that, and it only gets my mind running a few thousand miles an hour. Hopefully one day, we'll all (not really, just a few of us) find love. Anyway, the surgery is next month. This is an actual comment made by a good friend (asshat…..J/K) after finding out about it. "Dude, don't sign it so that when you die you can leave me your entertainment center." Thanks Ass! My response… HELL NO! When I die, it's totally getting buried with me!! Formerly Heavy D, can't wait till this weekend! I hear Dopey's gonna be there. Sweet. Regardless of what you say, Lindsay P., Dopey, and me are definitely shooting guns, and you're coming. 2-Hottie, got your e-mail! Zebco will now be now known as "Danica." As in Danica Patrick. Why? Because of the way she drives (inside joke). Sam, the dissection is over. We agree to disagree, plus, the Judge just dismissed all charges. Next topic! Congratulations GrahamThrax for ending up on a porn site!! If you want to see it, just hit me up. So yeah, I know this was a really long post. Sorry. I didn't think it would have to go to court. Pretty soon (health permitting), Mr. Unlimited and I are going Vampyre hunting. Yes, it's coming. And, DragonCon. Oh, yes, DragonCon. I have started working on my battle gear (costume). Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
Kit Kat, Updates	4.18.08
Can we have a serious discussion? Ok, good. Remember a while ago, when you used to pay attention to commercials? I do, and I remember a commercial for a certain product that I haven't seen a commercial for since I was a little bitty Powerhouse. You know what I'm talking about! "Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!" I freaking love Kit Kat bars! They are definitely in my top 3 favorite candies of all time. I know that they are abundant, but I miss the commercials for them. They were so cleaver! If they were to make a commercial for Kit Kat again, I know the tune would have to be updated. Maybe a band like HIM could sing it. Wait, no. That wouldn't work. They'd be considered "sell outs" if they did that. Well, anyway. I want a Kit Kat commercial! Someone get me Kit Kat's number or address so that I can send them a request letter!! Anyway. A few new pics are on the "Random" pics page. And one more video up on the "Vids" page. I told you one was coming this week. Stay tuned Torrentialites!! .
Surgery, Stuff	4.15.08
Well, it seems like Powerhouse is going under the knife. I was surprised myself when I was given the news. What's really weird, is that before the surgery, I'm gonna be drugged to sleep. That's awesome. Anyway, I'm going to be given a legal document to sign, stating whether or not I want them to resuscitate me if I flat-line during the surgery. How freaking weird is that?! Yeah, yeah, there could be complications and crap like that. Am I going to sign it stating that I want them to resuscitate me? No! If it's my time to go, then who the hell am I to stand in the way? Plus, I'll be completely oblivious to it. What better way to go? Oh, yeah, as an 80 year old man on Viagra tapping an 18 year old. But I don't plan on living till I'm 80. On to other things. Don't you LOVE hearing about how someone you used to know, who was a stuck up bitch who had everything handed to them just get what's coming to them? Oh, yes. I love it. You know the type, the one that never did drugs, but is now a druggie that denies it. The one that never put out, but now spreads eagle to any guy they talk to? Oh, yes!!! How the "mighty" have fallen. I freaking love it!! So, any of you that are keeping up with Sam's site may have noticed a conversation that him and I had a few months ago. In my defense, I WAS drinking when he asked me that. I may not have been "drunk," but I was tipsy. So, that's that. New quotes have been added, if you hadn't already noticed. The video is on they way. And THE video that I've been talking about has to be "extremely edited to avoid any legal repercussions" according to my lawyer. So, now I have a lot of editing to do. Hell, I might just say "screw it" and post it here one late night for a few hours (hint, hint). Stay tuned Torrentialites!!!! *Color of font approved by Zebco AKA Sara
Candace Burnett, Bubba's Birthday!!	4.14.08
So, my lawyer has advised me not to speak of any situation that could land me in court, so naturally, I'm going to take one more jab at this slut. Her name is Candace Burnett. She's a crack-headed whore, who only uses men for their money so she can go out and score her next fix. She's a waste of human life, and if she were to pass away, it would only do humanity a favor. So, on to new and exciting stuff. Guess what today is!!! It's Bubba's birthday!! Hooray! He turns the mighty age of 2 on this chilly April day. It seems like only yesterday when I was driving down to South Georgia to pick him up (steal him away from his mother). He was so cute. He still is, don't get me wrong, but he's too hyper. I guess that's what happens when you hit the "terrible two's." I was planning on buying him a new collar for his birthday, but I didn't have time this weekend, so I'm giving him a bunch of table scraps tonight. I'll get him his collar in due time. Maybe this weekend. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUBBA!! Have you ever gone into work in the morning still drunk from the night before? Ugh! I'm not admitting to anything, but I hear it's rough (cough, cough). It's almost amusing, especially when the vice president of your company is going to be there. Then, your manager just laughs at you and says "There's only 2 days out of the year you have to hold it together with this company, and you have to go and show up drunk at 7 in the morning." Oh, I feel sorry for that lad (cough, cough). But I hear he got the job done, and did a wonderful job at inventory. Powerhouse on the other hand, was completely sober (HAHAHA), and did his job thoroughly and professionally. Well, that's it for tonight Torrentialites. Stay tuned for that video I was going to post last week, but never got around to doing.
Still gaining intel	04.10.08
So, after a lengthy conversation with my lawyer, he informed me that the statute of limitations never runs out on murder or homicide. This puts a snag in my plans for the gold diggers that are trying to take over my extended family member's assets. He also informed me that the way I'm going about getting these people's information is also illegal, but the chances of me getting caught are so low, that basically I'm not going to get caught. So, what to do now? Physical confrontation! Since I'll be down around (out of the way) that part of Georgia, I feel it only necessary to physically confront these pieces of shit. I'm not saying that I'm going there looking for a fight, I'm just going to simply ask them to stay away from my family member. Of course I'm going to be packing mad heat when I do this. If things come to a head, then I will have no option but to defend myself. Why am I going to carrying multiple guns? Because one of these people is a fucking crackhead. Literally, a fucking low life, crack smoking, non contributing member of society. I would have done the world a favor by eliminating them from this equation, but I'd rather drag this out for a while, and make their lives a living hell. Anyway, I'm still in the illegal process of gaining all the information on these people that I can. I don't know if I'll post it here tomorrow night (depending on my informant). But stay tuned. "Hitlerisback666" we have a lot of work to do. You will be rewarded very righteously. Stay tuned people, this is not over by far!
Gold Diggers	4.08.08
I know that this website is centered around the more humorous of subjects and content. Tonight's post, and those to follow are of serious nature. There is no joking around about the subject, or anything I write about until further notice. I was raised up to always respect your elders, no matter who you are, and no matter what they say. Your elders are the ones that raised you, took care of you, and always had an open heart. There are those disgusting beings out there, who seem to have forgotten this. They are fucking gold digging whores. They should be killed on site, and given no mercy, especially those who take advantage of an elder. Something has come up, and I am filled with rage towards these people. Long story short, I have someone in my extended family, who helped to raise me, and even my father. He is one of probably 3 people I would completely trust with anything. He is one of the most influential people I've ever known. He is getting older, and people are starting to take advantage of his mental state, and his money. If it's one thing I can't stand, it's someone who takes advantage over the elderly. I would proudly go to jail for murder, if it meant saving someone who is incapable to make cognitive decisions. Everyone out there knows that I would lay my life down on the line for anyone I consider family or friend. If that's what it takes to insure justice, so be it! There are a couple of people that are taking advantage of one of my family members. In the days to come, I will post every single thing I know about them, including addresses, phone numbers, and any personal information I can dig up on them. I don't give a fuck if I go to jail for posting on here that I want you to physically harm them! Yes, I want any of you out there that are willing to do this, to physically harm them in any way possible. I know that I'm more than likely going to jail for what I have planned. I don't care. No one takes advantage of me or my family. If it means that I go at this alone, then that's cool. I would die happy knowing that I took this matter into my own hands. More information on these fucking rats as soon as they become available. NOTE: the people doing this live in the fucking ghetto and you could easily do a drive by shooting, and get away. They would blame it on a bunch of Mexicans anyway.
New recruit, Mental people	04.07.08
I have recruited another Torrentialite!! She knows who she is, and after 3+ years, it was great to hang out! After driving your car, I SOO want a Cadillac!! Props to you Sara. Let's try not to make it another 3 years! I really can't believe it's been that long! I know I've been slacking on updates. Hopefully this week, I'll have one video up on the Chupacabra page. So, what is The Powerhouse going to vent about tonight? People with mental problems. I just don't understand those people. I'm not talking all mental disabilities, only the ones people can do something about. Like depression. God, I hate depressed people. What the hell are they so depressed about? Life is good, soak up the sun! Boo, hoo! You're cat died. It must be the end of the world!! Or, one of your family members has cancer. Life is so hard on you, because you have to put up with that cancer-patient cousin of yours!! Do you really think a freaking pill is going to make you feel better, you depressed piece of shit? God, just kill yourself so normal people don't have to put up with you!! Then, there's the people with anxiety problems. What the hell is there to worry about? NOTHING!! If you don't put yourself in a bad situation, there's nothing to worry about!! Quit getting stomach aches, and suck it up like a man!! Forget about that pill you take every time you think you might get anxious, I've got something better. Oh, you're head hurts from all the anxiety? Aww, let me get you a .45 to relieve the pain. What about those people with panic attacks? Jesus….. What a bunch of losers. Stressing out to a point where you can't breathe, or function? Seriously? I can't believe that shit even exists. It's a freaking excuse to look like a lunatic. Go ahead and cry your eyes out until you can't muster up any more tears! No one cares anyway, so just go ahead and pull the trigger. Quit making idle threats, and just do it!! Basically, I'm just talking about emotional "mental" problems. I have a soft spot in my heart for people that are autistic, or have some kind of retardation. Instead of wasting money on pills for emotional crap, let's invest that money into REAL mental problems. We can make a pill to make someone happy, but heaven forbid us find a cure for autism. Why don't we gather together all the people that have anxiety, depression, and panic attacks, etc., and have a "mass slaughter?!" No, I don't like putting it that way. A "mass extermination!!" Hmm. Nope. I've got it!! We shall call it a "Torrential Liquidation of the emotional herd." I love it. Think about it! If we get rid of all those people, this world would be a much better place! I can't wait! I'm sending my idea off to congress. I'll let you know how that goes. Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
Given up on, Sex Tapes (sigh)	4.02.08
Well, well. Mr. Deeds (over at samdeeds.com) has given up on me. Metaphorically speaking of course. He is one of those people who believes that HIM is "emo." Tisk, tisk. Oh, Sam. Can we not agree on anything anymore? What happened to the love (non-gay) we used to have? It's ok to have opinions, but facts are facts. "Emo" is the complete opposite of what "Love Metal" is. HIM is just awesome! They rock hard nipples man!! I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's ok not to like HIM, but have some dignity. Do I have to bring up Haden Panies and Cream again? We both think she's hot. I mean, look at those legs! I would love to drive on her curves, but that's neither here nor there. I respect you Sam. I still love (non-gay) you man! Ok, down to business. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about celebrity sex tapes. Unless of course it's a tape that has one of my top 3 women in it. When I go to other blog sites (yes, I go to blog sites), I don't want to hear about Gene Simmons' sex tape. Big freaking whoop! Who the hell would want to see him in a sex tap anyway? Pam Anderson, please! I feel like if I even watch her sex tape I'll contract herpes. Then that ugly chick from Sex and the City. Why? I mean really! Who would want to even have sex with that thing. Then that one british politician who dressed up like a Nazi and acted out concentration camp fantasies. Wow. How much lower can you get? There has only been one sex tape that has peaked my interest in the past couple years, and it wasn't even a sex tape. Lindsay Lohan giving a blow job. Sigh. I miss the full bodied Lohan. I don't like the coked up skinny version. Lindsay, if you're reading this, eat something!! Bring back your tits! Sex tapes are no big deal. Everybody has at least 1. If they tell you otherwise, they are freaking lying! "Oh, I've never done that before!" Bullshit! They just don't want you to think of them as whores. Well, I'm letting the cat out of the bag people (too late, he already died). Sex tapes are abundant. Everyone has some. Shit, I know a bunch of people that have sex tapes. So freaking what? If that's their thing, go for it. I'm not knocking anyone for having them. But the difference between us and the celebrities, is that we keep them under lock and key. We hide them strategically throughout our house. Or, in some circumstances, we even have them in our lock box at the bank (good luck trying to figure out which bank I'm with now, perverts). People like you and I aren't big time celebrities, and our sex tapes peak the interest of no one. They are stictly for our one entertainment. If any one of us were to become famous, do you think that our sex tapes would get out? HELL NO!! Powerhouse, and the Torrentialites out there have class. Well, there's a few of you out there that I wouldn't put past their sex tape getting out, but that's besides the point. If people didn't want their naked asses on film getting out, then trust me, it wouldn't get out. Celebrities with sex tapes want you to see them. They want to be famous, and will do anything it takes to get the attention on them, even if it includes a video of them doing the nasty. Am I done? Can I calm down about this yet? So there you go. Sam's given up on me, and I'm annoyed with sex tapes. Stay tuned!!
Response	04.01.08
Happy April Fools! I honestly don't understand why today is the one day out of the year we get a free pass to pull jokes on people. I pull jokes on people all the time, every day of the year. Anyway, this is a little segment I like to call "Reader Response." It appears that Mr. Smiley, along with a few other people felt it neccessary to respond to my posting about HIM. Let's all read what Mr. Smiley had to say... "I'll give you that HIM isn't emo. You're right on with the qualities one must have to be considered emo and I suppose HIM does not fall into that incredibly lame, self-loathing, laughable social group of worthless human beings...God....We should gather all the emo people and shoot them into outer space in a pod wired with some of the most expensive and impressive fireworks of our time, set the pod to explode upon leaving our atmosphere, make the event known to the world, have a worldwide moment of silence and observance at the designated time and everyone in the world can then watch the coolest firework show ever! Wow. Now I understand why your post wandered from HIM and settled onto emo bashing. Anyway, you merely defended HIM against being considered emo (which of course would instantly disqualify them from ever being considered a good, nay, even an average band. So kudos for that well designed defense of those Finnish Heroes). They may rock your socks off but HIM still rocks harder than anyone I've ever heard!! Keeping a balanced and sharp opinion for those who love to hate anything and everything" That was Mr. Smiley, everyone. Words or quotes with the "*" around them are the editings of Powerhouse. Mr. Smiley doesn't really like HIM that much, but he knows deep down inside that he's got some Love Metal in him. So, I'm totally thinking about putting up an "Unwritten Laws" page up on here. Probably gonna get rid of the drawings page. If I could ever find time to pull myself away from the PS3, I'll try to learn PHP so that I can make it password protected page, along with THE video. There are some things that just need to be kept from prying eyes. To give you a little taste, the first unwritten law is that Powerhouse, Powerhouse's friends and family are the exception to every rule, oh, and Kate Beckinsale, Avril Lavigne, and Sophia Bush. Like, tramp stamps. Only the women I just mentioned, and my female friends are the only ones allowed to get away with a tramp stamp (which would then be called a "hotness mark," but my friends have more class then to do that). So, in closing, keep an eye out for that to pop up here one of these days. Mr. Smiley, just admit to everyone that you secretly like HIM and have every single one of their albums. Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
H.I.M.	3.31.08
This entry has been building up for a long time. HIM is a "Love Metal" band. Yes, they created their own genre of music. One band, one genre. There are many out there that believe that HIM is an "emo" band. Boy, are they completely wrong!!! HIM is not an "emotional" band. They are a "metal" band. Key word being "metal." There are no whiny chorus's, frowns on all their faces, complaining about ex's, or anything like that. Yes, their songs are emotional to a point, but they are not considered "emo!" Anyone out there that believes that HIM is "emo" is an idiot. They obviously haven't listened to any of their songs, let alone gone to one of their concerts. In concert, they are one of the last hardcore adrenaline pumping entertainers in the industry. To be "emo," you have to always be complaining about "love," cry your eyes out everytime a bird flies by, take it in the ass (if you're a guy), never smile, cut yourself ("cutter's" should do it right the first time, up the wrist, not across), always put themselves down, never look someone in the eye, and every song is about a break up, or something stupid like that. HIM does not complain in any of their songs. They only explain things. Plus, they ROCK in every single one of their songs!!! In every interview I've ever seen with HIM, they are always smiling, joking, and playing around. You don't get that with "emo" bands. All they do is complain, cry, and beg for forgivness. What a freaking crock of bullshit. All that stuff gets you nowhere. It certainly doesn't get you laid. Look at HIM, they get ass thrown at them everywhere they go. Plus, Ville Valo has an amazingly hot woman. "Emo" bands don't have that. It's just an "unwritten law" that HIM is not "emo." End of story. If you're one of those blind idiots that believe that HIM is "emo" just kill yourself. You're only projecting the inner "emo" in you onto something else to make an excuse for your own miserable life. "Emo" is gay and everyone that has a functioning brain knows it. If you're "emo" please cut up the wrist, deep. Don't write a stupid suicide letter that means nothing. If you're stupid enough to entertain the thought that hurting yourself makes you feel better, then just grab a fucking gun and blow your brains out. You are not a contributing member of society, and everyone laughs behind your back, and you're the butt of all jokes. Quit complaining, because no one is listening. Life isn't so fucking bad that you have to hurt yourself. Boo freaking hoo your girlfriend broke up with you. Go get another one. Take all the black clothes off and get some sun. Chicks dig tans!!! Not emotional sissys. "Unwritten Laws." I like that. I think I'll create a page of unwritten laws. I'm gonna have to wait till I learn a little of this "PHP" stuff before I make it, so that I can only make it accessable to people that have the password. Which begs the question, when is "THE" video coming? Soon. Soon. And of course, it will only be accessable to those who have the password. To those who have already seen it, I'm sorry you had to witness the ugliness of the horrific sounds and sights. But hey, I'm an asshole and I'm ok with that. Stay tuned people, stay tuned!! Oh, by the way, I met Marquise Brown of The Georgia Bulldogs today. He's awesome!
Video	3.27.08
What's up? Sorry for the lack of updates the past couple days. I've been busy editing a video that I posted tonight. It's freaking awesome!! It pretty much shows what happened on SB 08'. There was way too many pics and vids, so I just posted what I thought would be appropriate. I think it turned out pretty damn good. Check it out, it's on the "vids" page!!! Oh, some of the music on it might be NSFW, so if your at work, make sure you mute it. Now that, that's knocked out of the way, I can post some other pics and vids. Not tonight, but eventually. We're gearing up for inventory at work. It's gonna suck, but whatever. So, I've decided to grow what I can out of my beard. So far, not liking it. It itches. I really do miss SB 08'! At work, I'm just thinking about how this time last week, I was plastered, having fun, not having a care in the world, etc. Oh, well. There's always next year. More updates to come. Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
New Vids	3.24.08
Got some new vids up on the site. One on the "vids" page, and one on "The Chupacabra" page. The one on the chupacabra page is of 2-Hottie and I conversing about the poison that is secreted from the animal. Some might find it amusing, but trust me, you don't know the pain that 2-Hottie was in!! More updates to come! So, I have recently completed my HD entertainment center. Yes, I bought a BlueRay player. Well, it's a PS3. Built in BlueRay. I have yet to purchase a BlueRay DVD, but more than likely I will this weekend. Don't settle for the base model PS3 40gig. Step it up and buy the PS3 60gig. It can play all PS titles, just to let you know. So, yesturday was Sam's birthday!! Happy belated birthday Sam!!! I got nothing but love for you! Hope you liked your present! So, his present was a gator's head that I got in Florida. I had sex with a gator (yes, I am that badass!), and right after I came, I ripped it's head off, and preserved it just for Sam. Craig got one too (yes, I had sex with another gator). Hope you liked it too bro! I also have one for myself (yes, I mated with 3 gators, ripped their heads off, and saved them). Not only did I rape 3 gators, it was all at the same time! The Powerhouse is so badass!! Stay tuned for tomorrow's video. It's a drunken party in the condo calling Tim Tebow(over-rated sissy) out! It's from when we got back to the condo after a 2 hour show at Midieval Times. Don't worry, the video of the staggering drunk walk home is soon to come! Stay tuned!
SB 08', Updates	03.23.08
Well, well, my dear Torrentialites. Spring Break 08' was freaking awesome. Couldn't have had a better time. There's a whole bunch of upadates including pics, vids, and quotes that I'm going to try to get done this week. Keep an eye out for them. As for the chupacabra hunt, it was a success. Unfortunately, there is no video evidence of the chupacabra it's self, but trust me, we exterminated the horde that was plaguing Orlando/Kissimmee. It's probably going to take a while to post all the pics from the trip, but hopefully there will be updates every night this week. About St. Patty's day... Well, what you've heard is pretty accurate. We went to mingle with the locals and SBer's, at a pub. I got completely freaking wasted. Like, almost black out drunk. 2-Hottie called the cab while Kaylin took care of me outside the pub (very much appreciated Kay!). I tried puking before the cab got there, but nothing was coming up. As soon as I get in the front seat, I look back at 2-Hottie and ask for the green hat I got for flashing my tits to the bartender (who was a hottie). He was drunk enough to think that I wanted to wear the damn thing on the ride back to the condo. As soon as he hands it to me, I ask the cab driver to roll down the windows. He asks if I'm going to puke, and of course I say "Nah, man." About 6 seconds after I said that, I just ralf my ass off in the green St. Patty's day hat. It's not St. Patty's day unless someone pukes. It was hilarious looking back on it, but at the time, I wasn't feeling too good. Anyway, I started drinking again the next day. I am a seasoned veteran when it comes to drinking. Anyway, SB 08'/Chupacabra Hunt 08' was awesome. Many tales to tell. Kaylin and I got to touch a dolphin and sting rays!! How freaking awesome is that?! Plus, we went to Midieval Times our last night out. The staggering drunken video on the way home is priceless (don't worry Kaylin, I've got it under control). It's 11 minutes of awesomeness. Updates to come. Stay tuned!!
Updates	3.18.08
New pics on the Spring Break picture page, a video up on the Chupacabra page, and hopefully some new vids up tonight. I'm gonna let 2-Hottie explain what happend last night for St. Patty's day. It'll be a video. Stay tuned people. We're going to Sea World tomorrow. It's gonna be freaking amazing. Today has been more of a "recovery" day for me. Partied a little too hard last night, but have started drinking again. Stay tuned!
Maybe no updates	03.15.08
I know I said that there probably wouldn't be any updates until we're down in Orlando, but, if internet access is not possible, I want to make sure you guys know. Yes, there is a possiblity we're not going to have the internet at the condo, but hopefully we will. So, if you don't see any updates for the next week, you know why. Do you know how much it would suck if I don't get any internet reception? Yeah, I can hook my phone up to my laptop and it can act as a wireless modem, but for the ammount of data that has to be transfered, I don't know if it's worth it. If we don't make it back, I love you guys. I have spent the better half of my life chasing the chupacabra, and if I die by the beak of the animal, then it was meant to be. Don't cry for me, it's not worth it. Just remember all the good things I did. Mom, Dad, I love you with all of my heart. I know this isn't the life you wanted for me. Friends, I love you. At my funeral, just rip on me. Tell jokes, experiences you had with me, etc. Don't mourn me (like you would anyway!). I'm going to be so pissed if I can't pick up the internet. Oh, well. That's just one thing that comes along with the lifestyle. So, check for updates. Sam, I won't forget your b-day present! Stay tuned!!
Insurance, health	3.14.08
Can I vent? Thanks. Health insurance is a fucking joke. Hypothetically speaking, let's just say someone goes to the doctor for a check up, and asks to recieve a full-on medical exam. Blood work, physical, etc. Their health insurance covers the majority of it, but he might have to pay a little out of pocket for the extensive lab work he wants done. Not a problem. After recieving a physical, it is determined that the pt. (patient) has a hernia. Not that big of a deal. It's not life threatening or anything like that, but after determining what kind of hernia it is, and what procedures are neccessary, the doctor asks to see him again later in the week (most likely to contact the insurance provider). He goes back later in the week, and the doctor says that a surgery should be performed, BUT the insurance provider has denied coverage of the procedure because they can't determine if the pt. was injured before or after health insurance was instituted. Now, since the hernia isn't life threatening, the man decides not to even go through with the surgery. After that verbal intent is muttered, the doctor then tells the pt. that the hernia could cause complications later on in life, including organ failure. The pt. doesn't have the money to pay for the procedure, drugs, and all the things that accompany a surgery. The man says "screw it" and decides not to have the procedure done at all. Now, if later on in life the man's organs fail, is it the man's fault or the insurance company's fault? Isn't health insurance here to help us? For someone to pay money that he could be using for other things, to a company that only cares about making a profit is bullshit. The health insurance company will pay for drugs or other bills that come along with a heart condition, but God forbid his intestines slip through some muscle and can be cured by just a one time procedure! Sorry, just had that going through my head. Guess what I found out? Athen's Regional Medical Center has completely cut it's ambulance service! What kind of bullshit it that? Clarke County might be the smallest county in the state, but it can't run soley on a maximum of 3 ambulances at any given time. For those of you that don't know, Clarke County only runs ambulance service through Athen's Regional, and St. Mary's. St. Mary's only has 3 buses (ambulances). Athen's Regional had 5, and sometimes 7. Now, when you call 911 in Clarke County, they send out the firemen (heroes), THEN they call the ambulance service, which, depending on the location, could be 15 minutes away. Then to top it off, the fire fighters in Clarke County aren't EMT certified. Some of them are, but it is not a requirement. When Athen's Regional had their buses running, Clarke County always had at least 8 buses, and response time was always within 5 minutes. I just can't wait till one of the chairmen of Athen's Regional's relatives dies because of a stupid fucking decision. I wish nothing but the worst for the people involved with deciding to get rid of the ambulance service. I hope that each and every one of them dies a slow painful death because the ambulance was too late to save them. Sorry, folks, but that has been eating at me ever since I found out about it. Enough ranting for one night. Time to go to sleep. Stay tuned!
The hunt	03.13.08
It's late. I should be asleep right now. What was supposed to be a night of packing for the hunt turned into a night of babysitting (anna), ironing, writing, laundry, etc. I'm tired, but I can't sleep. Could it be the anxiety from the upcoming expedition? Maybe. Who knows anymore? All I know is that I'm tired and I need a vacation away. Only, this won't be a vacation. On our expedition to Orlando, we are going to visit Gator Land. Why? Apparently, there were chupacabra remains left in the feces of one of the gators, and we were called to investigate. Could it be, that after all this time, it was the aligators that are the ones that are invulnerable to the beast? My team and I will do some investigating into the matter. Trust me, I will keep you updated. Hopefully I'll be able to post a video blog a few nights while we're down there to let you know how it's going. Along with a video blog, I'm going to try to get some more updates going. Maybe I'll get some drawings done while I'm down there and hear some good quotes. There will definitly be pictures. Probably no updates until we're down there. Oh, Mr. Unlimited, after a quick stop, I'm coming by on Saturday after work for lunch. Wish us luck. Stay tuned!
Equipment pt2, you have spoken	3.12.08
Nos Energy Drink Why? Because it gives you a quick burst of energy. When? Right before a raid, whenever you're feeling drowsy, whenever you want to get crunk (yes, I said "crunk") Cape and Cowl Why? Not only do they look cool, they provide excellent camouflage in the dark, and if you ever have to jump from a high point, the cape can slow the decent. The chupacabra are also terrified by the size you can make yourself look with the cape. If the cowl is of high-grade material, it can also act as a helmet, or weapon to use for head-butting in hand to hand combat. When? Hand to hand combat, whenever you need to make yourself look larger, camouflage, gliding, cape can be used as a net. Cell phone Why? Comes in handy when you need to call for back up. Also a great tool to use to throw at the creature. When? Whenever you need back up, whenever you forget to change out the dead batteries in your camera, if you're feeling lonely and want someone to talk to, if you have nothing else to throw. Government issued identification card Why? Just in case you die, and need to be ID'd. After the chupacabra is done with your body after you fail your mission (torturing, molesting, sexual abuse, blood sucking, skin peeling, bitch slapping, decapitation, basically, after the chupacabra is done with you, Red Cross couldn't clean up the mess), it is the only thing that can identify your body. When? ALWAYS!!! Concealed Weapons License Why? Just in case the local authorities want to ask you about the buldge underneath your shirt. When? Always. For those of you that don't have one, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! So, you pretty much get the jist of what you need to bring along with you. Now, since I am THE ultimate chupacabra hunter, a lot of you are asking yourself "What exactly is Powerhouse taking on this specific journey?" Well, if you really want to know, I'm bringing along everything I just mentioned. Accompanying that arsenal, I am acquisitioning myself with my prescription ulcer medication (don't ask), my prescription heart medication (don't even attempt to ask! Notice the exclamation point. I'm honestly not ready to talk about it.), multi-vitamins, dip, my lucky ring, my sword, my personal pillow, Dunhill Edition (the only cologne I wear), my pocket knife, my laptop, many "wife beaters", chap stick, moisturizing lotion, diary (it's a digital diary, kinda on the internet, but you'll never read it, nah nah!), pretty much anything you'd bring along with you on a vacation (chupacabra hunt). So, I've made up my mind about something. I have made the decision to buy a Blue Ray disk player. Not only am I purchasing a Blue Ray player, I'm also buying a PS3 (Playstation 3). Yes, I know it's shocking, but if I want to complete my high-def entertainment center, I have to have Blue Ray. I anticipate making my purchase after our exploration to Orlando. Do I really need a PS3? No. But who cares? Not only will I have Blue Ray, I'll also be able to play online with Pimpalicious and Smiley. I expect to be extremely lazy after my purchase. Oh, well. The Torrentialites have spoken, and it looks like I'm investing in a motorcycle. Not only am I investing in a bike, but it has been suggested to move to Athens. Gwinnett really has nothing left for me (except friends, I love you guys!). When will I recieve my crotch-rocket, within the year. When will I move to Athens? Hell, it could be years. Stay tuned!
equipment	03/11/08
When you go off to a distant part of the world to hunt the ferocious beast that is the chupacabra, you have to bring along certain pertinent items. I have compiled together key items of equipment to bring along on the hunt. I will explain in detail when, and why you might need these items. Harpoon Gun Why? It's simple really. If you ever find a chupacabra by it's self, you can sneak up on the creature, and harpoon the animal right through it's chest, and it will not be able to run away. Just make sure you have a very strong cable attatched to the harpoon. After it bleeds and suffers long enough, it will stop fighting and collapse. Then, and only then will you be able to subdue the animal and study it for appoximately 3 hours before it dies. When? Only to be used when a chupacabra is dissipated from other chupacabras. Darts Why? This is only suited for those experienced enough in throwing darts. It's a last resort weapon. If you are down to no other weapon, and it's charging at you, simply pull out 2 darts and accurately throw them in it's eyes. When? Only as a last resort weapon. Liquor Why? Mostly used for celebration. It can also be used to sterilize wounds substained by altercations with the fiend. It is a precious item to bring along with you. I never leave home without it. When? Celebrations, sterilizations, calming of the nerves. Night vision Do I really need to explain this one? Nintendo Wii Why? To keep your senses hightened, even during down time. When? Whenever you're not hunting Garlic Why? Since you'll be doing most of your hunting at night, there is a chance that you could run across a vampire. Yes, they do exist. I battled one, one time. It was messy. Long story short, I had to improvise with the harpoon. I still have a scar...... When? Any time you're hunting at night. Georgia Bulldog Crocs Why? They are comfortable as hell. Plus, if you get the all black, with the red strap (with the "G" on it) they camouflage your feet excellently. When? Any time you have to be on your feet. Make sure you have the strap fastened tightly around your ankle, just in case you have to run. Grenades Why? They are extremely useful when you want to ambush a pack. When? In any ambush situation where buildings and innocent bystanders will not be injured. Also to be used when you know you're not going to make it out alive. It's just like the last scene from "I am Legend." Camera with video Why? To take visuals of the sumpton. The video is also great if you're just doing recon. When? Recon situations. Really, the only person that should be taking pictures and video is the one person of your platoon that is to be protected at all costs, and does no battle with the villain. 40gig iPod Why? To get you hyped up before a squirmish. Or you can go balls to the wall like Jessica Beil (freaking ripped hottie) did in Blade 3. When? During down time, during the heat of the moment, recon. A picture of the one you love Why? It gives you motivation. And, it could also be the last thing you see before you die. When? Only when visual contact with the chupacabra is not possible. And, only when you're about to pull the pin out of the grenade to sacrifice yourself for the greater good. Batarangs Why? Just because. When? Whenever you can throw them. Well, the list is just too long to put it all on one post. So I guess you're going to have to wait till tomorrow night for more information on what to bring along with you on a chupacabra hunt. Stay tuned!
Tattoos and women	3.10.08
Mondays. God, I hate Mondays. They are possibly the worst day of the week (they have to be). I either fall asleep at work, or am lazy as all hell. Oh, well. How old am I, and I still haven't gotten used to Mondays?! Well, all I can think about right now is how in 1 week, I'll be relaxing (getting sloppy ass drunk, chasing chupacabra's) in the little unknown town that is Orlando. Yes, my friends, the countdown has begun. Now, since the Monday we're going to be down there is Saint Patrick's (who?) day, I must pack an article of clothing that is green in nature. Hmmm. I don't have anything that's green. I have a tattoo that has green in it, does that count? Probably not. There is a cool-ass Green Lantern shirt at Hot Topic. I think I might invest in that before I head down there. I don't want to get pinched for not wearing green, or do I? Only if it's by a hottie, and not 2-Hottie. Speaking of tattoos, it's time we discuss them. I have thought about it for a while (a spur of the moment), and will make my decision while I'm down there, but I think it's time for another tat. I don't know what of though. I was thinking of something that has to do with Batman, but I've already got 2 tats of that stuff. I'm not complaining at all, I'm just saying. Maybe I'll just get drunk one night and head to a parlor and make my decision then. It definitely has to be on the forearm though. Why? Because I want one there, that's why! Since we're on the topic, women, don't get tattoos. Honestly. No offense or anything, but tattoos on women just aren't my thing. I'm not the only one who feels this way either. I mean, c'mon. They don't call it a "tramp stamp" for nothing. It kinda sends a signal out to guys. If you've got a tramp stamp, you're easy. Tattoos on the feet are just trashy altogether. I can't freaking stand those. No self respecting human should ever get a tattoo on the foot or on the small of their back. Now, there are only 3 women in the world who could pull it off. Kate, Sophia, and Avril. Everyone else is just trying too hard. Anyway, women, can we talk? Just the women. Guys, take a breather. Ok. I know we live in an age where tattoos on the small of the back are kinda the thing for women to get, but trust me, no one takes you seriously if you have one. I know that some guys are into that stuff, but look at the guys I'm talking about (trashy). All they want to do is get in your pants, and if you have a tat there, more than likely you're going to let him (it's just how things work). Plus, think about when (if) you're ever a grandmother to someone. How in the hell do you plan on explaining it ("young and dumb is not a suitable answer)? Small tats are ok. If they're in the right place, they can even be cute. You know, like a little star or something. Yes, I used the word "cute." I'm not ashamed. Trust me, when I go out with the guys I hang with (not all of them), one of the first things they look for is a tramp stamp (aside from tits, ass, face, and thickness). It's just like in the movie Wedding Crashers. Get a small, cute, strategically place tat. You'll thank me in the long run. Listen to some testimonials: "What do you think about women with tramp stamps?" Dopey: "As easy as taking a shit." Big Wody (pronounced woody): "Bulee dat, you getting laid!" Mr. Unlimited: "Shit, you better wear protection." Sam: "The name says it all." Aimee: (universal hand sign for "boo") You see, even a self-respecting lady thinks they're dumb. Ok guys (males), you can continue reading. Now, I don't want to hear any backlash from this post. If you already have any of those tats, not my problem. I suggest laser surgery, or birth control and condoms because you just might end up with something. And yes, I do realize that only .000000000001% of women that have these tats are actual ladies, but the chance of meeting one of these women are about as likely as.... as..... well, as likely as me exterminating every chupacabra and zombie in my lifetime. So, yes, the countdown begins (hooray!!). Stay tuned for tomorrow's post on everything (equipment) I'm bringing to the lost world of Florida on my expedition.
A night out	03.08.08
I'm feeling Mexican food right now. Ahh... It's so good. A nice mexican dinner with Formerly Heavy D, and Lindsay P. Then drinks at Piazano's. Sounds fabulous.
Naked	3.06.08
Today, I was naked. I was naked when I went to sleep, and naked when I woke up. I went to work naked, and came home as naked as I was when I woke up this morning. Have you ever felt naked? You could be fully clothed and still naked. I was that way today. Something just didn't feel right. I didn't notice it until about noon. There was just something missing. It was my lucky ring. Why is it my lucky ring? It just is. Nothing special about it, I got it a while back at Downtown Rocks, or Big Day Out. I wear it on my left thumb. It comforts me. Plus, I like the way it looks on me. It all happened late (8:30pm) last night. I was laying in bed watching Justice League: The New Frontier (great movie by the way). I was playing with it in my hand and on my thumb, when it came loose and fell inbetween my bed and the wall. I was too tired (drunk) to reach down and get it. Plus, my bed sits too high for me to just lean over the bed and get it. As I'm writing, I still haven't retrieved it. Will I by the end of the night? More than likely. Actually, I'm getting it now......... Ok, that's better. So, last night I watched Hostel pt2. Eh. The first one was a lot better (a lot better). That Hernandez guy reprised his role for a total of maybe 5 minutes, then he dies. Anyway, there is just one scene that would make any man cringe. Basically, a guy's sausage and eggs get completely cut the hell off, graphically. Like, I was amazed. They completely showed the whole shebang. Very disturbing (very). Justice League: The New Frontier was awesome. I don't know, but DC is coming out with some pretty graphic movies lately. Like, PG-13 movies. Kids getting killed, cusing in the movie, sexual jokes, and all kinds of stuff that has been waiting in the wings for a long time. It's about damn time they started getting edgy. Run out and get it. Oh, I am so ready for the weekend. I have absolutely nothing planned (that's a first). Actually, I do have something planned. I plan on breaking the law. Yes, I know, shocking!! Now, the next couple of lines have nothing at all to do with politics (really). But I'm tired of Sunny Perdon't (like the pun?) doing nothing about this alleged drought. Where I live, we are not in a freaking drought!!! We have more than enough water, but thanks to certain "higher ups" (assholes) in the government, I can't legally wash my truck. Now, I illegally washed my truck a few weeks ago, because I couldn't stand to see my baby as dirty as she was. I plan on washing AND waxing my truck. How am I going to get away with it? Well, that's a trade secret. So, if any of you out there feel your ride needs a nice wash, come on by and we'll wash vehicles together (aww). Maybe something will come up this weekend. Maybe I'll take a trip down to little Mexico (Gwinnett). Maybe I'll just be a lumix and catch up on some HD. Who knows. Give me a call (or text). Stay tuned people, stay tuned!
Chupacabra	03/05/08
So, you're sitting there asking yourself "What's going on in the world of Torrentialvania?" Well, let me tell you. Too much. Not really, but enough to keep me busy. My quest for the chupacabra is ongoing. No recent interaction with them. They are keeping a low key for right now. Bigfoot is another story. Pretty much, I'm gearing up for Orlando. I hear there might be some chupacabra's down there. So I'm bringing my team of experienced professionals with me. There's Doctor 2-hottie PHD who is an avid hunter and chupacabra migration expert, and there's also Doctor Kaylin PCD (professional chupacabra doctor) who has extensive experience in the chupacabra's anatomy and physiology. Our plan is to catch one of these suckers with 2-Hottie's hunting expertise, then dissect this creature to examine them even further. There will be much alcohol involved. We're going to need it for after the hunt when we celebrate our victory over the beast! We have lost one of our fellow chupacabra enthusiasts. Eve has abandoned our crusade for reasons that are not up for discussion. Will we prevail in the foreign country that is Florida? Or will we blunder our expedition completely and never return? Only time will tell my dear Torrentialites. As of now, we're looking for one more chupacabra guru to join us on our never ending assault. If you feel you have the experience and guts, then shoot me an e-mail, or contact 2-Hottie or Kaylin. Just understand what is expected of you, and what you will be getting into. Stay tuned!
Movies, Phil Brown, Orlando	3.04.08
What can I say about the recent movies I've seen? Well, nothing really good, unfortunately. This past weekened while I was working, we popped in "I Am Legend." Yeah, I know it's not on DVD yet, but we've got the hook up. Anyway. It's a freaking great movie!! The opening scene is freaking priceless! If you don't want to watch the movie for any reason, just watch it for the opening scene. It's got to be one of the best opening scenes I've ever witnessed in my life. Ok, so I won't give too much away. The movie starts, and he's already the only man on the planet. He's chasing deer in a Mustang for food. The the scene pans out and on a billboard is a picture of the Batman symbol, and inside of it, is the Superman symbol. It was freaking awesome!! Now, I'm not the kind of guy who's going to give away the ending and tell you that he sacrifices himself with a grenade to kill off a bunch of "zombies" to save a lady and her son, so..... Opps! My bad. So there you go, that's the ending. Eve and I went to go see "Jumper" a few weeks ago. I really liked the movie, except for the ending. It leaves the door wide open for sequels. I'm not going to tell you that his mom left when he was 5 because he had the ability to "jump" if you will, because she worked for the government agency that was trying to kill off all "jumpers." Then he finds her when he's all grown up and she has a daughter with someone else, and is still killing "jumpers" so she gives him a "head start" to disappear. Ooops. Sorry. Other than that, I haven't really seen any good movies. The Family Guy Blue Harvest movie was entertaining. Other than that, home movies have been about the best thing I've seen in a while, and that's another post all in it's self, if you get my drift. So, here's some serious stuff. I'm publicly calling out a worthless piece of shit. His name is Phil Brown. He is a self-labled "jack of all trades." He lives at 326 Cash Rd, Winder, GA, 30680. His phone number to his house is 770-725-5766. His cell phone number is 678-425-5973. Now, I have commited no crime (according to my lawyer) by posting his numbers or address. It's public domain. But this motherf***er royally screwed my parents over, and he no longer picks up my phone calls. I guess if I was threated with my life by someone with a gun I'd do the same thing, but listen. This guy is probably 55 years old, STILL lives with his parents, lost his license because of some DUI's, takes your money and runs, can't get to work without his dad, and other numerous embarassing things. This guy is a royal piece of shit. I'm not condoning in any way that you guys call this asshole and harass him (cough, cough, hint, hint), or go to his shack of a house and do a drive by (COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!), or cause any physical harm to him (COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! HINT! HINT! HINT!), but if you feel the need to constitute some justice, this guy is a start! Again, his house phone is 770-725-5766, and his cell phone is 678-425-5973. And his address is: 326 Cash Rd. Winder, Ga, 30680 So, there you go. My first blog of the month. Do what you will with the information provided. "Hitlerisback666," I think you might need to conduct some business with the info. Anyway. How are you guys doing? Me, I'm perfectly fine. Well, I guess I could be better, but I'm not thinking too much about that. All I'm thinking about right now, is our (2-Hottie, Kaylin, Eve, and myself) little trip to Orland in a couple weeks! I need a vacation, and a week in Orlando should do the trick! I'm bringing my computer so hopefully I'll update while I'm down there, and conduct other business. I might be a little to wasted, but I'll give it my best. So, everyone stay tuned, and do what you will with the information provided about Phil Brown!
Props, Religion	02/28/08
What's up? Now, all of you know that I give props where props are due. I completely forgot to give props to someone that gave me props over the weekend. I am truly sorry. So, here goes. Props to Mrs. P for hooking Mr. Unlimited and I up over the weekend with coffee. Well, technically I didn't get a coffee. I got some caramel cooler thingy. I forgot what Mr. Unlimited got, but it had soy milk in it. Disgusting, I know. But hey, to each their own. So, as of late, I've been getting back into the Wii. Yes, I know it's the most amazing piece of gaming equipment ever invented. It's getting so bad, that I'm actually sweating when I play. It's just so damn intense!! If you don't have one, you need to get one. If you want my Wii number, just hit me with an e-mail so you can message me on that thing. I know that I told you guys that I would never post about religion, but I've been doing some hardcore thinking about it (really, I have). This is probably going to be the most serious post I ever make (seriously), so take heed and prepare yourself for the Powerhouse to get emotional, religious, and as honest as I've ever been. Many of us believe that our senses have been created by God and infiltrated by the Devil. But who is to say that Devil and God aren't one in the same? Most likely, our senses were put into place by our creator to challenge us to bring out the best in humanity. If we explore the deepest parts of our minds, through meditative practices or otherwise, we can find pure love, and with this make more intelligent choices for mankind. One of the most common obstacles we all face is rationalizing what we know to be wrong. To wait on God is naive and an invitation for disaster. So there you go. The most serious post I'll ever put on this website. Time for me to get Wiitarded. Stay tuned!
What?	2.27.08
Hello, hello everyone. Anything new with you guys? Me either. I do have to work this weekend, so I'll be down in the Nett (Gwinnett) on Saturday, so hit me up if you want to hang out. Mr. Unlimited (AKA-Pimpalicious), I might come by for lunch after work, so keep a bar seat open for me. So, I've decided to either buy a motorcycle or move out after spring break week in Orlando. I've always wanted a crotch rocket, but I do feel the need to move out all by my lonesome. If I move out, I'm tempted to move to the awesome city of Athens. Though, I'm also tempted to move closer to my old stomping grounds. If I were to move closer to where I grew up, I'd be spending more on gas to and from work. If I buy a cycle, I'd be saving money on gas, well depending on how I drive it. Knowing me (and trust me, I know me pretty well), I'd be gunning it from here to there everywhere I go. Now, if I decide to move out, I'm going to have to find a place that will accept a small dog (Bubba, AKA-Valo). Plus, if I move out, how the hell am I going to walk him during the day? I can't do it just by will power! Then what if I go out on a Friday or Saturday night? He'll be so lonely, especially when Ace isn't there for him to try to fight. UGH! Ok, if I buy a motorcycle, I can get a custom helmet in the shape of the Batman cowl. It would be freaking sweet. Hells yeah! I could get a jet black bike, with black rims, a black carbon fiber muffler, black headers, black pipes, well, lets just say the whole bike would be completely blacked out, except for the license plate. Then with my custom helmet and cape, I'd totally be Batman. What do I do? I need your help Torrentialites!!! Anyway, I'm going to try to upload the vid from the concert tonight. Yes, I know the sound sucks on it, but it does have a few cool parts in it, so don't send me an e-mail telling me that the sound is messed up. Zack, I got your inquiry, I'll try it out tonight, but I can't make any promises that it will work. I sure could go for some homemade egg drop soup:) I'm not going to upload the pics from the concert and WaHoo tonight, don't ask. And yes, I know, I need to update the drawings. I'm working on it. Ok, for whatever reason, my e-mail through my website was messed up and I just got a whole ton of e-mails from everyone that date back to the the first of the month, so if I haven't replied to any of your e-mails, that's why. Sorry. Valo and Ace have been given a huge hug! Hit me up on Saturday if you want to hang out. Derrick, give me a call this weekend if you're not busy. 2-Hottie, it's less than 3 weeks away!!!!! I need a week of fun in the sun! Stay tuned!!
Eve, and Smiley's post	02/24/08
My dear Torrentialites. That was Eve that posted that last blog. I was unaware of her doing until it was too late. A very good post though. She did have help from Sam though. Now that Eve knows how to update my website, I am going to have to be a little bit more cleaver with my posts to counter her blogs. I give her props though, in more ways than one. Hehehehe. Anyway, so, yeah, that was Eve's blog. Very thought provoking. For all of you that missed Sam's gig on Friday, it was awesome! You missed out on a lot of good music. I was very impressed. I'll post one of his vids and the pics from the concert and Waffle House sometime this week. Just to let you know, the sound sucks because I was taking the vid from a camera. Just to let you know. Well, since I've got Eve posting on my site, I thought it would only be appropriate to let anyone else post on here that wants to. Right now I have Pimpalicious (AKA Mr. Unlimited) and Smiley playing Wii in the background. I needed a breather. Pimpalicious is too busy with the Wii, so I'll let Smiley do the talking: "Umm, fuck. Ok, uh. I think my dog might have tapeworms, because when I was walking him I noticed white things in his ass, not really in his ass, but in his shit. So I get a closer look to see what is ailing my dog, and sure enough, the little bastards started to move, confirming my suspicions that he indeed was infected with some species of worms. Um, so I looked on the internet what the fuck I could find out, and uh, after cross referencing symptoms and images, I believe uh, the worms to be tapeworms, which I found were not too serious, luckily not transferable from dogs to humans and easily cured from the medicine from the vet." Ladies and gentlemen, that was Smiley. Lets all hope his dog makes it out a winner. Pics of everybody will be up soon (Eve, John S., Sam, and Jenna) from the concert. Not very many pics, but enough to suffice. And uh, don't ask about the nickname "Handsy" that Craig has deemed neccessary to call me. Oh, go out and get the new Maxim. Avril Lavigne is in it, and she is freaking smoking hot!!!!! Like, ridiculously hot. My God. She's always been a hottie, but damn!! Stay tuned!!
You've been hacked.	2.23.08
So, what's up "Torrentialites?" I'm glad all one of you have decided to make this a daily pitstop in your internet travels. So what are we going to discuss today? The interworkings of ... something; of what I am not sure. Perhaps you can tell me when we're done. The human soul? Pheromones? Dream stasis? Robotic emotions? Maybe we'll dive into the interworkings of an emotional robot with a pheromonic human soul constantly in a dreamy state. First, you ask, what is an emotional robot? An emotional robot is someone who has been "programmed" to constantly express an array of intense emotions while not being aware of the meaning and importance of those emotions. However, unbeknownst to the robot, each emotional display partakes in the creation of its human soul. For if you think about it, what is a human soul but a conglomeration of instincts and emotions. All of which create one's character. Now, in the case where one is forced to constantly display emotion, it is inevitable that such a high degree of feeling will eventually result in a high rate of pheromonic activity. And then the fork ran away with the spoon. - Eve; this night, the 23rd day in the month of February of the year 2008.
Sam's gig, and dirty Mac people	02/20/08
What's up guys (and girls)? I told you I'd update so here it is. Everyone should come out to 106West on Friday night to see Sam Deeds (www.samdeeds.com) play a gig. He's a great musician, and it would be a great opportunity for everyone to meet him. Check this site out: http://www.106west.com/node/103 He goes on at 8:15 and is going to play a 45 minute to an hour show. It's gonna be awesome! Go to www.106west.com for info and directions. Oh, just to let you know, it's 10 bucks at the door. Sorry. If it's any consolation, he doesn't see a penny of it. That my friends, is a true musician. So, I'm gonna try to update the quotes page tonight. Got a few good ones. Still no new pics. I know, I know, bummer. I'll take some at 106West on Friday. So, I do have something to vent about tonight Torrentialites. The difference between Mac people (boo!) and PC people (hooray!). Now, seriously, I'm not the only one that has noticed this about those Mac people. They're just snotty. They say, "oh, I have a mac" like it's something to brag about. Mac people are just weird. They just think they're so much better than PC people. Personally, I'm a PC Powerhouse! I love PC's. They are compatible with damn near everything. Mac's? Well, they are pretty much only compatible to only Apple products. Mac's just suck. Plain and simple. And what about that new Mac Air Book (sounds like a freaking shoe) or whatever, I'd break the damn thing. I mean, c'mon. Why would you need a computer that thin? Oh, I get it now. Just so that Mac people can say that they have a really thin laptop. Oh, that's right, they have to be better than everyone else. Freaking Mac's. Get with the program. Support the cause and get a PC. Mac's claim that they don't get virus's. Well, I did some research and found that instead of a virus, they get "bugs." I mean, I don't know about you, but I'd rather have a virus than a bug in my computer. What if that bug dies and starts decaying inside the computer? It's going to smell. A virus? Well, I just go to the doctor and get a pill to cure it. If you own a Mac, just go ahead and throw it away and get a real computer. Enough about that. Stay tuned for a very huge discussion on BlueRay and HD-DVD from the Powerhouse.
Sorry, Happy B-Day Derrick!	02/18/08
My dear Torrentialites. I must apologize for the lack of updates. Lets just say I've been preoccupied. Geez. I haven't updated since right before Valentine's Day. So, I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day. I know I did. About taking that rain check with Highde, well, I haven't taken it yet. I will soon though. So, what's been going on in the world of the Powerhouse? Hmm.... Went to Derrick's 25th b-day party this weekend. It was a freaking blast! Here's a belated Happy Birthday to Derrick!! Happy Birthday man! You my boy! You're so old now. While at the party, some of us got a little (freaking blitzed) tipsy. I now know I'm drunk when I'm rolling around on the front lawn with Kaylin and Lindsay trying to pick a fight with the stars. Literally trying to pick a fight with the stars. It was a blast anyway. ThirdMast reunited once again for a one time only event that was sold out! We were joined on stage by Lindsay D. We played a few of our classics and a few covers. If you missed it, then I'm sorry. But I do hear that ThirdMast might reunite at 2-Hottie's and Kaylin's wedding. No new pics as of yet (sorry Pimpalicious). I tried taking some at the party, but I forgot to put the memory stick in the cam, so I only got like 6. I promise I'll update more this week. I've got some new quotes I'm gonna post and a few more things. Again, I'm sorry for the lack of updates. It happens though when you have a life. So stay tuned for more updates this week. Can't tell you when I'll update, but I know I won't tomorrow night. Stay tuned!
My Valentine	02/13/08
So, who is my Valentine? Who is the lucky lady? Well, let me tell you a little about her first. She's freaking amazing! She's perfect. There really isn't a better way I could describe her. She blew me away from day one. Since then, I've been focused on nothing but her. I catch myself daydreaming about her. She runs through my head constantly. There are so many interesting things about her, that I couldn't even come close to describing how amazing and influential she is. She always puts a smile on my face. Her and I never argue. I know in my heart that we were meant to be. I guess you could call it love at first sight. She's never let me down. She's just amazing. What can I say? I'm in love!! A couple of you have already met her, and have said nothing but great things about her. She just has this shine to her that no one else can come close to. She's right there when I fall asleep, and watching over me when I'm far away in dream land. She takes care of me. She wants nothing but the best for me. She helps me through rough times and always turns my frowns upside down. We've only known each other for a short period of time, but we know we're ready for a deeper commitment. We share dinner together almost every night. She's basically moved in, and my parents love her. She opens up my mind to so many different things I would have never experienced with anyone else. She makes me see things in a completely different light. So, who am I talking about? I'm talking about Highde (pronounced High-Dee, or Heidi). Yes, my high def entertainment center. She's just so amazing. I mean, c'mon. How can you deny a 37" bust? 7.1 dolby digital. 1080. HD DVD. HD cable box. She's just amazing. There is a snag though. I was planning dinner and a movie with her, but something has come up. I'm going to have to take a rain check with my baby. Hopefully I'll have dinner and a movie with Highde on Sunday. So, there you go. Now everyone knows. Stay tuned!!
Props, Black holes, Valentine?	02/12/08
I have definitly got to give props to the Deeds. They know what I'm talking about! Sam, when are you going to update your website? So, what does The Powerhouse have to talk about tonight? Well, let me tell you. Black holes. Yep. Black holes. They are probably the most dangerous thing I've ever seen, or not seen, depending on how you look at it. Scientists are baffled about them. But not me. From what I've learned about them, they basically swallow you up forever. They swallow everything, including light, sound, cell phones, and bottle openers. Basically, they pop up out of nowhere. Then they vanish into the thin air it just swallowed. I once tried watching a PBS special on black holes one night, and I was completely confused. As in, I had no freaking clue what they were talking about. Well, I figured out why I didn't understand it. It was because I wasn't watching it in high def. But, I recently watched it over, in high def, and completely understand it now. And I have come to the conclusion that Jimmy Hoffa was swallowed up by a black hole. I've searched for him my whole life, and have come up empty handed every single time I've looked. The only rational explanation to his mysterious disappearance is a black hole. There is the whole "Iceman" theory, but that's a different story for another night. If you don't know who the "Iceman" is, his name is Richard Kuklinski. Wiki him. Now, Powerhouse isn't scared of much, but I am terrified by black holes. I'm always on the look out for them. I saw one once. I was walking through the Sahara with my team of treasure deacons and in the distance I saw a palm tree next to a huge pool of blue water. As I ran towards my discovery, it all of a sudden vanished. My eyes have never lied to me before, and I know they weren't lying then. I know what I saw. It was a freaking palm tree and a pond of blue, crisp, cold, refreshing water. The only thing I can come up with, is that it was swallowed by a black hole. We made it out of the Sahara alright. I made a few phone calls and in no time Bill Gates was there in a jet to pick us up. So, who is my Valintine for Thursday? I guess you'll have to stay tuned until tomorrow to find out! Stay tuned my loved ones!
Updates	02/11/08
Pics from the Thrashers game. Yes, they won. A little back story on the last pic on that page. Dopey and I went to Club Pure after the game. He came through, and we bypassed the line right into the front door and got VIP access. Kim Kardassian was there. I don't know who she is either, but I've seen pics of her. She looks better in person, but I still wasn't impressed. I have made an executive decision and I'm not going to post all those pics that Kaylin gave me. Don't ask. Sorry guys, The Powerhouse is tired tonight. I'll update more this week. Stay tuned!!
Things to come	02/08/08
My dear Torrentialites. Have I told you how much I love you lately? No, well, I love you guys (and girls)! You guys keep me going. I don't know where I'm going with this, so I'll stop now. Ok. A whole bunch of new pics are coming to the site soon. They were going to be uploaded sooner, but I got a little tipsy last weekend and left the picture CD (props to Kaylin) at a friend's house. I guess you could say that I was intoxicated and my mind was was drifting in and out. Anyway, there's a whole bunch of pictures (like, maybe 100, seriously). But, hopefully I'll upload the pics sometime this weekend. Maybe. I can't make any promises. Tonight, I'm busy. Tomorrow I'm busy from the time I wake up until the time my drunken ass goes to sleep after the Thrashers game (I finally have an excuse to wear my Thrasher's jersy). Then, Sunday is filled with taxes. Yes, those damn taxes. I've lost 1040 forms they sent me in the mail a few months ago, so I'll be stuck at home all day calculating (cough cough) my refunds, examining (hahahaha) my deductions, and figuring out how much I'm getting back. No, I'm not using TurboTax or anything like that. I'm doing it all by hand, which is why I'm probably going to be stuck at home all day Sunday. Plus, I have nothing else going on, except some HDTV. Hells yeah! So, come on by my casa (that means "home" or "house" in mexican) on Sunday and watch some HD with me in 7.1 dolby surround. It'll be fun. I was contacted today by Pimpalicious' brother that I should have more hotties on my website. So, to keep my Torrentialites happy, I'm adding a "Hotties" page. So, hats off to Zach for suggesting it. Any suggestions are welcome. Whether or not I actually take you up on those suggestions all depend on how outrageous I feel at the time. But I guess a "Hotties" page is okay. Hell, I'm not complaining. But don't be surprised when there are a bunch of pictures of Kate Beckinsale and Sophia Bush. I'm just letting you know ahead of time. So, stay tuned everybody!
Happy Birthday Pimpalicious!	02/05/08
In honor of Pimpalicious' birthday, I'd like to have a moment of silence for him............Ok, done. Happy birthday you animal! Your present will be available on Saturday before we leave for the game. I hope you like it. I wish I could have gone to downtown Athens with you tonight my friend, but unfortunatly, Powerhouse has to work tomorrow. I'll see you this weekend, and I'll make it up to you then. EVERYONE, call, e-mail, write, text, or do whatever you have to do to wish Pimpalicious a happy birthday. I love you like a brother, but nothing more, even though you want more from me. Only when I'm drunk man, only when I'm drunk. Stay tuned!
Dear Sam,	02/05/08

"World of Warcraft"

Updates, Manson, Valentine's Day	02/04/08
What's up Torrentialites? New pages to the site, new pics, and new vids are up for your viewing pleasure! I hope you enjoy. Did anyone catch that game last night? Man, am I glad I bet my money on the winning team the Giants (sigh). I mean, was there any real doubt? Don't answer that. My friends, I'd like to analyze something with you. Marilyn Manson's song "New Model No. 15." Great song, I know. But the lyrics are really confusing. "I'm as fake as a wedding cake" is one line that is confusing. Is he saying that marriage is useless? Is he saying that a wedding cake lies? We shall never know. "I can suck it and smile." What is he really saying here? What is he sucking on? Whatever it is, it's making him smile, and I'd like one, unless it's a dick. "I can choke and diet on coke, and I know that I'm spun and I'm stoned and rolling." What exactly is he choking on? Is he choking on what he's sucking that's making him smile? And diet on coke? Is he on a diet of Coca-Cola? Or is he losing weight because of substance abuse? I mean, I guess either one of those could be considered a diet. What is he spun on? Stoned? Seriously, is this the days of Jesus? Who gets stoned any more. Rolling? Dice? UGH! This is confusing. Enough with this. So, I came home today to a very nice present I bought myself. 2-gigs of upgraded RAM for my computer. I love it. It just makes things run so much smoother. I definitly suggest it. Valentines Day is right around the corner guys! I've already got a present, dinner, and a movie planned for my Valentine. Who is my Valentine? Some of you already know, but I'll spill the beans on the 13th. Stay tuned for that! Take it easy Torrentialites! Check out the new pages, pics, and vids! Powerhouse out!
Dear Tom Brady	02/04/08
Dear Tom Brady, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, how the "mighty" have fallen! Ok, now that that's out of my system. Tom, you played a horrible game on Sunday, if you didn't already know. Your douchebagery has finally gotten the best of you. Personally, I don't believe in karma, because if it were true for me, I'd be married to Kate Beckinsale, have millions of dollars and wake up every day with my hair perfect. But this isn't about me, it's about you. You suck. I mean, yeah, you beat the Giants during regular season play, but when it actually came down to it, you got sacked, what? 8 times? Geez. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you didn't get laid Sunday night. That's ok. I know I shouldn't place all the blame on you, but you are the leader. I know your team mates suck too, so just go ahead and tell them I said that for me, please. Thanks. I just wanted to congratulate you on earning the award though. Award for what you might say? The Torrential Award For Embarrassment. You certainly earned it! Yours Truly, Powerhouse
Taxes, Bush, Super Bowl, and things to come	01/31/08
Unfortunately my friends, that time of the year is upon us once again. All of us hate doing it. It's a pain in the ass. The majority of us are honest about it. Then there are those who feels it is neccessary to be not so honest about it. I'm talking about taxes. Yes, the dreaded tax. Don't you hate it?! Well, I certainly do. Now, since this is considered a public forum, I'm going to tell everyone to do their taxes honestly (cough, cough, hint, hint). Now, I've known a few people that have been a little dishonest with taxes. That's cool. It doesn't bother me. I figure, if you can screw the government out of a few thousand dollars, go for it. Now, since I don't have an accountant to do my taxes for me, and I don't want to hire some pencil pushing number cruncher to do my taxes for me, I find it only suitable to do my own taxes. If I make a few "mistakes" and I find that I'm getting a couple thousand back, then I think it's perfectly fine. Now, later down the road if I ever get audited (which is about as likely to happen as me spending the rest of my life with Sophia Bush), I'll just say that the W-2's, and the different columns were just a blur and that it is not my job as a citizen to crunch numbers. Now, if you're one of those people that completely try to screw the US tax system, then go for it. Me on the other hand, well hell, I'm just going to "try my best" at doing taxes right, and get my couple grand. Speaking of Sophia Bush, my GOD IS SHE FREAKING HOT!!! Did anyone see the Hitcher? The very last scene when she's busting off rounds with that pistol grip pump, just amazing! What is it about a hottie holding a gun? No, seriously, what is it? The Super Bowl is right around the corner, and yes, I do plan on watching it in HD (of course). Maybe I'll watch it in the comfort of my own home, or maybe I'll watch it at a buddy's house, or I might even go to a bar to watch it. Who knows? All I know is that I'll be cheering for the Giants (sigh). I don't neccessarily like cheering for a northern team, but I'll cheer for anyone to bring down the dirty Pats. Yes, I said it, dirty Pats. Everyone needs to tune in tonight and watch Smallville. JM is back! New pages are coming to the website. Like I mentioned at an earlier time, I plan on bringing a "quotes" page. I also plan on setting up a "Downtown Athens" page. It's just going to be a pictures page of my adventures with everyone to that great little town. Hit me up if you ever want to travel with me. Oh, the pictures of the chupacabra ("la chupacabra" if you're mexican) are coming. I already know that some people are going to say that some of the pictures look like my dog Bubba, but trust me, they are the ferocious goat sucker!! That's about it for now. Stay tuned for a more funny and quirky post. Sorry Torrentialites, just too tired to be funny tonight. Stay tuned though!!
The Battle ensues	01/29/08
Belfry? Are you serious?! I have a massive Torrential belfry. I just didn't let him see it. My belfry is awesome! Maybe one day Sam and I can re-connect. It's too bad it came to this. All I can do right now, is extend my hand in a truce. Sam, I know you and I disagree with the whole WoW thing, but I mean, c'mon. We both think Hayden Pantiesandcandy is hot! Let's just let this WoW thing slide, on both our parts. What do you say ol' buddy? Stay tuned!!
Addiction (update)	01/29/08
Well, well. It seems that there is a nay-sayer in my belfry. Sam (over at samdeeds.com) believes that I am a wuss for being "addicted" to WoW. Hmm. All I can say is wow (no pun inteded, or did i?!). He honestly believes that the reason I quit playing was because of him. I do have to give him props though. He was the one that started my addiction. You could consider him my drug dealer of sorts. Yes, he got me started, and yes he taught me many things. BUT, But my Torrentialites, I did not quit because he stopped playing. I played many a nights without him online, even after he stopped. I was hooked. It was like a drug. I finally took a step back, glanced in the mirror and realized that, that was not the life for me. I do enjoy the game, don't get me wrong. I love it. But it is an addiction. If I don't bring it to light, no one will. As for saving a whale, yes. I would love to save a whale. Since Hayden Pantyair (or however you say her name) is doing it, sure, I'll do it too. Only because she's hot. Maybe one day I'll be back to killing horde. Maybe one day. A man can only pray to be able to spend only 15 minutes online playing WoW and walk away without going through a withdrawl. Until that day comes, I'll be here to help out any WoW addicts. Powerhouse out!
Addiction	01/29/08
Tonight, I'd like to talk about something that I've been struggling with for the past few months. Maybe it's something that shouldn't be talked about on a public forum, but if it helps me, then it's worth it. For those of you that know Powerhouse, you know that I've struggled with addiction for a long time. Everyone knows that the past few months have been a little bit more rough than usual. I've fallen back into some old ways, and I'm not proud of it. My addiction is somewhat getting the best of me. I've lost sleep, friends, weight, color, and I've lost myself. Now, everyone knows that I haven't used it in a while, but the craving for it is coming back up. When I was on it, I found myself locked in my room, completely oblivious to the outside world. I can't count the number of nights I stayed up strung out on it. When I would go to work, I would feel the withdrawls from it. I could never get enough of it, no matter how much I did. There were times I thought I wouldn't wake up in the morning from doing so much of it. It's one of the most addictive things I've ever done. I don't want to even fathom how many lives it's destroyed. I was on a slippery ride straight to my grave. I know that there are some of us that can do it every once in a while, and walk away from it feeling fine. Not me, my friends. Not me. Once I start, I don't stop. Lately though, it's been eating at me. I want it. I need it. I know right now it's a mental thing and not a physical thing, but I can't help but to talk about it. Torrentialites, I'm talking about World of Warcraft. You might also know it as WoW. Many of you that have never played the game probably think that it's just some stupid role playing game only nerds play. It's ok though. I used to think the same thing until I actually played it for the first time. From then on, it was just like cocaine. I couldn't get enough of it. For all of you that haven't played it, I urge you not to! It will grab a hold of you like you've never felt before and it will not let go! I mean, there is no better feeling than killing a horde. Running Ironforge with a trusted guilde is thrilling!! I have found a way to kill the addiction. I'm talking about completely cancelling your account. Of course they try to persuade you to stay on, but you have to stay strong and continue on just a couple web pages more to the final cancellation. Trust me, I know exactly how hard it is. I was a level 27 Warrior just a few points away from hitting 28. I could have kept on going, but I knew what I was doing was wrong. If there is anyone out there that needs help, just contact me. I've been there!! I had no one to help me quit. I did it on my own, and I have my own victory story. I am here to help. WoW is an amazing game. It is only meant for strong willed people that can walk away from only 15 minutes of it. It comes in many forms and different languages. If you do find yourself wanting to play it, don't settle for knock-offs. Only get the trusted WoW. Do not settle for anything less. Sure there are other RPG's out there, but none as thrilling and exciting as WoW. But, if you do find yourself losing sleep, you know where you can turn. I'm here for you. Sincerely, Powerhouse
A warning to all Torrentialites	01/25/08
Torrentialites, I believe it's time to talk about something that effects us all, but are scared to talk about. It's something so terrifying, I probably shouldn't be talking about it because I'll end up dead. It's something the government doesn't want you knowing about. Honestly, I don't want to talk about it, but someone has to have the strength and courage to bring it to light before it consumes us all. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm speaking of the chupacabra. Or as the hispanics call it, La chupacabra. Yes, I know it's a contraversial subject, but if I don't speak out against them, no one will. Torrentialites, we have to always be prepared for their attack!! Everyone in the government wants us to believe that they are a myth, non existent. Well let me tell you something friends, they are real!! I've seen them. Last year when I went to South America, I was on a mission. My mission was to hunt them down and kill as many as I could. I found a nest of them outside the little town of Suriname. I was called upon by their village's leader to extinguish them from the area. I brought with me only my pocket knife and the one thing they can't resist. Goat's blood. They can smell it a mile away. I drenched myself in the blood and proceeded into the wilderness at night fall. I heard them coming. I'm not going to lie, I was filled with fear. So much so that I almost couldn't move. But I knew that I had to save this small town from these devistating creatures. About this time, my eyes had adjusted to the pitch black of the night, and the dim light from the moon. The first thing I saw was their glowing red eyes. Every once in a while, you could hear the high pitched squeel coming from their straw like mouth. It's a sound I hope I never hear again in my life. One of them noticed that I was not the delicious goat they thought they had stalked down to drink the blood of, and let out such a high pitched squeel that I almost went deaf. I saw them all start running towards me. I ripped my shirt off in a valiant attempt to look sexy. I grabbed my knife and started swinging. I don't know how long the fight lasted, but it seemed like an eternity. There was much blood spilt that night. When I thought that I couldn't swing one more time, I realized that I killed the whole horde. Never in my life did I think that I'd walk away from a battle with a stock of chupacabras. I walked back that night to the little village covered in goats blood and chupacabra blood. I was able to tell their leader that the nightmare for them was over for them, at least for now. My friends, I have been keeping tabs on the chupacabra's migration and they are coming our way. Take heed and take my words as a warning. We have to be prepared! The only weakness of the animal that I have found as of now is emo music. When you see one, blast emo music and the creature will roll over in pain, and then you can kill it. It is not bullet proof as others have said. Crosses and garlic do not affect the animal at all. Kicking the brute in what we believe to be the genitalia area won't even make the varmint flinch. It's skin is just as fragile as a human's. It bleeds just as we do. It does however have super strength. It's claws are not poisonous as earlier documented by past chupacabra hunters. It's beak is razor sharp and can pierce even rhino's skin. Once it starts sucking your blood, you become paralyzed and all you can do is wait to pass out from the loss of blood. The best way to protect yourself is to be prepared. Have a chupacabra emergency kit on hand at all times. This kit should include the following: 1 shotgun, 20 shotgun shells, a grenade, ninja stars, whiskey (for after killing them), a camera to take pictures of the dead beast, canned food, bottled water, a radio, and a thermostat. I will soon be selling my own line of Torrential Chupacabra Emergency Kits. I insure every kit with a 100% money back guarantee if you're not fully satisfied with my product after you have used it to kill a chupacabra. Trust me people, we have to be prepared for the worst. I have numerous Torrential Chupacabra Emergency Kits all around my house, and let me tell you this my friends, you will never read about my untimely demise at the hands of a chupacabra. If you need any more information about myths, truths, mating rituals, migration stats, or anything else like that, don't be scared to contact me. I do have a few pictures of the chupacabra, but they are blurry. I'll post them at a later time, and when I do, I'll warn you about them to prepare yourself for the horror. I love you Torrentialites, and I'm just trying to warn you. Stay tuned for more on this and other interesting facts from around the world.
An open letter to Klondike Bar, HD, and music	01/24/08
Dear Klondike Bar, First off, I'd like to say how tastey your ice cream treat is. I love it. However, I do not like the ultimatum of doing something outrageous for your product. Why is your delicious treat the only one on the market giving it's customers an ultimatum? What would I do for a klondike bar? I mean, come on. I would not kill for one, well, maybe. If it was the right person, then yes I would. I would not steal for a klondike bar, well, depends on what I'm stealing. I would not walk 100 miles for one, well, I guess I would if I was in the middle of nowhere and once I reached 100 miles there was one waiting on me. I would not pay a million dollars for one, well, I guess I would if money was no object to me. Well, it seems to me that I would do absurd things for a klondike bar. You've won this round Klondike. This doesn't change my opinion about hating your ultimatum!! I'll get you one of these days Bar, and when I do, I'll be the one giving the ultimatums! Mark my words!! Yours Truly, Powerhouse New video up. Check it out. A new episode of Smallville comes on in one week, and guess who's back!!! Yep, James Marsters himself. I can't wait. You know what else I can't wait for? Every tv show to be broadcast in HD. I mean true HD, with the surround sound and everything. How awesome would it be to watch PBS in HD? Bad example. How about This Old House? Now, that's what I'm talking about!! I get my daily fix of HD, but it always leaves me wanting more. It's kind of like a drug. You get high off of it, then when you come down from it, you're just left there wanting more. I mean, c'mon! Please, whoever is in charge of tv, please broadcast everything in HD. For me. If you can't do it for me, do it for America. Show you're patriotism by showing everything in HD. If you want to get the terrorists back, make everything HD. You know they can't get HD over there! That's why they really hate us! Lets rub it in their nose. I mean, have you seen the videos they post on the internet? They're all grainy and just standard definition 420i at best. I mean, we live in the digital age. I'm surprised everything isn't already in HD. And anyone that doesn't have HD can just upgrade. I'm sorry I went on another one of my HD rants, but everyone knows that HD is the best there is. Speaking of HD, I watched Disturbia last night. Eh. Good plot and everything, but PG-13? Horrible ending. I'll probably re-write it (since I'm not part of some sissy writer's guild strike) and make it enjoyable. I'll call it Torrentialia. Anyway, hopefully some music will be posted on here or at samdeeds.com in the future. Yes, we're kinda, sorta, talking about collaborating on some music. It'll be awesome, so keep an eye out for it. Stay tuned Torrentialites!!
Video, hair products, Sonic, and a diet plan to die for	01/23/08
Finally got 1 video uploaded. It took a while, but it's up. There's one more to upload, but I'll do it tomorrow sometime. If I didn't mention earlier, the new pics are on the "random" pics page. Torrentialites, can we talk hair products? Thank you! I've been through many a hair products in my day, and I've only found 1 that I like for my hair style. Now, as everyone knows, I have short spikeyish hair. I've tried the gel. I hate it. When it dries, it flakes if touched, then you look like you have dandruff and you just look horrible. The spray is just as worse. Plus you get all buzzed off the fumes, can't use it around an open flame, and smell like crap for about 2 hours after use. Then there's pomade. It's just not strong enough for my Torrential hair. It's weak I tell you!! The only thing that I've found that I like is wax. Yes, I said it wax. It's so easy to use, doesn't dry up and flake, can't get high off of it (not that I've been looking....cough..cough), and is the only thing strong enough to make me presentable to the outside world. Plus, you can change the style of your hair style throughout the day. It's just amazing. So, there you go. That's my update of the day. And, no, I still haven't uploaded the drawings. They are in the works. OH, go to Sonic and get the chili cheese frito wrap. It's freaking amazing. I mean, chili and cheese are one thing, but to add Frito's to it just over the top! Whoever invented that should be given the purple heart! And if you're worried about gaining weight, don't worry, there's a simple solution to it. Eat up all of the wrap and enjoy every bite. Go to the nearest restroom and insert your index finger into your mouth and proceed to the back of your throat. Hold it there for as long as you can. Yes, there will be some gagging, but trust me, it's all worth it not to gain the weight. When you see the tasty meal you just ate come projecting out of your mouth, remove your finger and hand. Make sure you're standing over the toilet while doing all of this. You don't want to make a mess, or if you're one of those freaks, you can save it in a mason jar so you can hide it in the closet (I don't understand it either). When you think you've excreted all of the chili cheese frito lay wrap out of your mouth, insert your finger to the back of your throat one more time just to make sure your stomach isn't holding anything back. You don't want to become a fatty, now do you? I've done it and it works wonders! I haven't gained a pound since! I might start my very own diet fad. The Torrential Finger Insertion Diet. I don't care who you are, that was funny! Ok, more to come people. Stay tuned!
Site Update	01/22/08
Hello, my sweet Torrentialites. Sorry for the lack of updates. I've been busy. Well, I've been busy being lazy. There you go. Anyway. I've heard from a few people that the contact link doesn't work on the contact page. I'm working on it. If you want to contact me, go into your e-mail and type in "powerhouse@thetorrential.com" into the send to column. Then send me whatever you want. I've tried it and it works. I've also tried it using the link on the page and it works, so try both just in case. Hopefully tonight I'll post some new pics and vids. The vids I got are kind of grainy, but you can still see what's going on. I still haven't scanned my drawings, so stop asking. They'll be uploaded when they get uploaded. So, I hear that Heath Ledger is dead, and there was a bunch of pills surrounding his dead body. I mean, is anyone really surprised? It's like finding out that Jenna Jameson does porn and being surprised about it. Yeah, he was an OK actor. It's a sad loss for everyone that knew him and all, but I mean, he never did any work in film that completely blew me away. He played a gay cowboy. I mean, how hard is it to pull off that role? I am very anxious to see his portrayal of The Joker in the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight. From what I've seen, I like it. But anyway. I guess, RIP Heath. And I don't mean Rest In Pills. Get it? I substituted pills for peace. Genius. I really don't have anything else to add as of right now. I just got Disturbia on HD-DVD, and I got Saw 4 (unfortunately on standard DVD because Lionsgate signed a freaking contract with BlueRay). Don't worry though, my DVD player will up-convert it. So, it's almost all good. Oh, I do have something to vent about. The freaking Patriots. Screw them!! Tom Brady is an asshole!! There I said it because everyone else won't. He knocked up Bridget Moynahan, then hit the high road with Gisele Bundchen. I mean, I'm not into the pube hair skinny model look. But if I was, I would at least be macking on a model that has a straight nose, or for that matter, when I see her naked, she reminds me of a woman. I mean, come on. Doing her would be like doing a 6ft tall 10 year old boy. I'm just saying. Anyway, Tom Brady is an ass. I usually don't root for any Yankee teams, but I'm gonna be rooting for the Giants. How freaking big of an upset would it be if they won?! The Pats shouldn't have even won the game against the Chargers. I saw at least 10 fouls that weren't called, just because they're the Patriots and they're the number 1 team in the nation. Blah Blah. Tom Brady, if you're reading this, you're an ass. I mean it in the kindest way though. You just jump from woman to woman regardless of the fact that you knocked one of them up. You get paid millions of dollars to play a kid's game. That's all it is. A kid's game. You're a pretty boy, closet case, gay for pay idiot. But, just keep in mind, that I mean it all in the kindest way. It's ok to come out of the closet. There's nothing wrong with gay football players. At least on the field. You're gonna have to have a separate locker room. It's not like you pay attention to anything anyone says in there anyway. But, I really hope you lose the Super Bowl. Do it for me, please! Do it for the sake of football. You're an ok quarterback. I've seen better, I'm not going to lie. But anyway. Ditch the toothpick broken nose model and make things right with Bridget. I mean, if I was coming home to something like that every night, boy would I be a happy camper. The only person that could change that is Kate Beckinsale. I'd do anything for that woman....... Anyway. Pay your child support, be a father, and who knows? Maybe you and Bridget can get back together and people will start respecting you now. Half of your fans weren't even fans until your team started winning games anyway. They aren't true fans. They're just fans because you win. Start losing, then see how many fans you have. No offense to you at all, if you've taken any. Yours Truly, Powerhouse Ok, I'm off my high horse. I need some ideas for blogs. I need more pics and vids too! Send me your ideas. But know that I won't blog about politics, religion, personal issues (unless they're funny), or plastic cups. So, anything else is fair game. Stay tuned people, more to come!!
Chicken and shopping	01/17/08
So, I've been doing a lot of thinking on this subject, and I believe my opinions are completely justified and true. Let's talk chicken. Yes, chicken. Now, I'm not a big chicken fan, but lately I've been trying to fit more of it into my diet. Now, as we all know, chickens are abundant. I mean, they're freaking everywhere. That being said, why are chicken products so expensive, or at the vey least, why are they at the price that they're at? It's supply and demand, and it's simple. If you have an abundant source of a product, and demand is high on it, the price should go down. All I see is the price slowly increasing. Why is it that a 5 piece chicken finger meal from any resturant is at least 7 bucks? It's freaking chicken. There's nothing special to it. It all tastes the same. Geez. I mean, come on people!! It's not like a 16oz steak that can be cooked many different ways! It's chicken. Freaking chicken! Maybe I should start my own chicken coop and sell chicken at a ridiculous price. I'll call it "Torrential Chicken." That sounds good. I'll be rich in no time. Now I have to draw up some specks on my chicken coop, how the chickens are killed, crap like that. Then I can start my own resturant and call it "Torrential Fried Chicken." Damn I'm good. I mean, tell me if I'm wrong. Chickens are abundant which means that the price on them should be so low they're almost free. There is nothing special aobut chickens. They are a bird that can't even fly. All they do is run around on the ground and poop. That brings up another point. Why is their poop so expensive?! I know you can use it as a fertilizer and all, but why is it more expensive than cow excrement? There are way more chickens than cows in this world. That's it. I'm going to sell the poop from the chickens in my coop. I'll call it "Torrential Chicken Excrement That Is Torrentially Used For Fertilizer." Nah, I don't like that one. How bout' "Torrential Chicken Poop." No. "Torrential Chicken Excrement." Nope. I've got it. "Torrential Avian Bird Flue Free Chicken Crap." Oh, am I going into business!!!! Ok, enough about chickens. Anyone want to go shopping this weekend with me? Seriously, I don't like shopping by myself. C'mon. You know you want to. You know how to contact me. More pics and vids are on their way, calm down. Stay tuned people. Stay tuned!!!
Awaiting my subpoena	01/16/08
This is a huge "F-YOU" to the Georgia Department of Agriculture!! Yesturday, I was driving through a little unknown town of of backwoods Georgia. I had to make a small delivery to one of our customers because I forgot to add something to their order. Okay, not a problem. So I drive an hour southeast of my place of business to go above and beyond to satisfy our customer. Not a problem. As I'm driving back to my place of business, I go through what I thought was a cute little town in the middle of nowhere. Of course I was speeding. I went around a curve faster than what I would suspect someone that knew the area would. I didn't slide off the road, or even cross into the oncoming lane. I was just speeding. We've all done it, and unfortunately, I've done it more than most, and have been caught maybe 1% of the time. That's besides the point. So, as I make it around the curve, I get maybe 500-501 yards on the straight of way, and I see flashing red and blue lights behind me. I was kinda pissed. I was pissed at the fact that I got caught. I mean I knew I went too fast around that curve, but I wasn't expecting it to be that sharp and that blind. There was no sign posted saying to go around the curve at a certain speed limit because of how sharp it was or how blind it was like there are in suburban cities. There was no sign. Whatever. So I pull off the road, put the beast in park, and get my license and registration ready. I see this old, redneck, hillbilly, man walking towards my truck. I let the window down, and the first thing I hear is: "DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?!" I said, "No sir, but I know I was speeding. I'm sorry." He says "You need to calm your speed down!" I say, "You're right sir. I'm sorry." After I said that, I look at his badge and I read "Georgia Department of Agriculture." As soon as I read that, I was filled with rage. I know for a fact that NO agent with the DA (department of agriculture) can pull me over for speeding, let alone pull me over for any driving offense except MAYBE, just maybe if I plowed into a bald eagle, a dolphin, an elk, or even a panda bear. My next actions were those of what I feel anyone else would have done in my situation. I say "So, you're with the Department of Agriculture?" He says "Yes, I am." He said it with a little bit too much pride. I say "I'm leaving." He says "NO YOU'RE NOT!" I say "YES I AM!! He says "YOU BETTER NOT!!" I say "You can get my license number while I drive off. Go tell a real cop!" Now, I didn't peel out of there like a bat out of Hell. I might have driven off with a little get-up-and-go, but I didn't completely squeal my tires. As soon as I was back on the road, of course I gunned it like a Columbian druglord on a week long coke binge under attack by the DEA. I get maybe 15 miles out of whatever the hell town I was in and call my buddy at work and deliver the news that I might not make it in to work for the rest of the day, but I'd be back the next. I would love to see a subpoen come in my mailbox, or even a cop car pull up to my place of business or home and tell me that I'm going to jail for "running from the law." Technically I did. He was a "law enforcement agent" but of only certain laws. NOT THE LAWS OF THE ROAD!!!!! What the hell is it with people getting a shiny badge and think that they can treat other people like complete crap?! I mean seriously. This guy must have gotten harrassed so much as a kid by bullies that he wanted to become a cop to bust them. But, he couldn't cut it as a real cop and had to settle for a crappy job as an agricultural agent and be around cow manure all day. Sucks to be him. Then, coming from the little town that he's from, he thought that people would respect him. Now look at him. Abusing his power and trying to make people respect him because he has a shitty little badge. This guy didn't even have a cop suit on. That should have been my first hint. Then, to top it off, he didn't even have a gun on him. I had one on me!! What if I was some strung out junkie and wanted to off someone that I thought was a cop? What the hell would he have done then? He would have bit the bullet because he tried to act hard. Whatever, that's besides the point. Here's my point: Georgia Department of Agriculture, can we talk? Okay. You guys really need to re-evaluate who you have working for you!! I mean, I know only good ol' boys want the job and it doesn't take any education to get the job. Could you at least raise the amount of education needed to get the job?! Being able to tell the difference between cow shit and deer shit shouldn't be the only requirement for the job. So, please, for the sake of everyone else that is educated beyond that, hire someone with some know-how. I doubt any one of you guys can even read this letter, let alone have heard of the internet. That's ok though. Maybe one of your hillbilly friends will have heard about the internet in about 9 years and relay this message to you. Lesson learned: Never speed in the middle of nowhere Georgia because you might get pulled over by someone who thinks he's a cop. Stay Tuned. More pics and vids on the way!
The wait is over	01/15/08
The time has finally come. I am ready to let it all out. I've manned up and am ready to explain it all. If you are disappointed, mad, or have any comments on what I'm about to say, then hit my contact page. I'd like to talk about love. My love. I know it's complicated and no one truly understands me, but I want to explain. I want to get it all off of my chest and be true to myself. I am in love. I've tried to deny it, but it's true. I know it's true because I can feel it in my heart. I know that recent events have complicated things and I've said certain things out of anger. But here's the truth. I love, and am in love with HD. THERE! I've said it. I am in love with HD TV. There is nothing like it. Being able to see every single strand of hair on Kate Beckinsale's head, or every single blade of grass on the field that the Georgia Bulldogs are playing on just makes me go crazy! I know that there is controversy with HD DVD and BlueRay, but to tell you the truth, I can't see a difference. I'm sorry, but I really can't. It's all high def to me. I have recently purchased a 37 inch HDTV and it's a beautiful thing. Then after that, I had to upgrade my cable box to an HD reciever. After watching HD TV on my new television, I knew I had to get a true HD DVD player. I have the 7.1 surround sound hooked up, and it's perfect. HD is the perfect companion to anyone. That is just what I feel. BlueRay might be getting certain production companies to make their movies only on their format, but that doesn't matter. BlueRay is just way too expensive. HD DVD is where it's at. In time I will buy a BlueRay player, but for now, all I need are my HD DVD's. The very first HD-DVD I watched was Transformers. OMG!! It was freaking amazing!!! The sound was brilliant. I love HD-DVD's slogan as well. "The look and sound of perfect." How badass is that? I truly believe that if you're not watching TV or DVD's in HD, you're living in the past! I can no longer watch a television program or DVD in standard format anymore. I just can't. If worse comes to worse, and I do have to watch one of those out-dated standard DVD's, my HD-DVD player will upconvert it to near HD quality. It's better than nothing. I've even burned home movies to a regular standard DVD and watched them upconverted on my DVD player, and it is so much better than watching it in standard format. I mean, my God. How are there still people watching standard format TV and DVD's? It makes no sense!!! I love HD with all of my heart!! If I have offened anyone who likes BlueRay better than HD-DVD, then I'm not sorry!!! I'm standing by what my heart is telling me!! I will stand by HD-DVD until I die!! Yes, in the future I will buy a BlueRay player, but until that time comes, HD-DVD is who I'm sticking with. I know that there are people that believe in what I say and completely understand. I also realize that there are people that disagree and would want to talk me into thinking their way. I am not interested in what they have to say. My heart is with HD-DVD. If you have anything to say, or comment on, hit the contact page. The next movie I'm watching is going to be the movie 300. I've seen it in standard format, but something just didn't feel right about it. It was the fact that I was watching it in standard format. That has to be it. I will watch it tonight and tell you guys how much better it was in HD-DVD format. So there you go. I laid it all out for you. I believe I've explained it the best that I can. Stay tuned for more updates and hopefully some new pictures!!
It's been a while	01/14/08
Dear friends(family), loved ones, and anyone else that visits this site, it's been a while since my last update. Actually, it's been a week. I've been busy. I have the specks for my electric blanket drawn up, but I don't feel like scanning them and uploading them right now. I do want to talk though. Not tonight, but tomorrow. It's something I feel I need to talk about. It's something that needs to be talked about. It's something that is very dear to my heart and my life as a whole. It's something pretty serious, and has to do with a lot of what's been going on lately. People might hate me for saying what I feel needs to be said, and I know that there are people that dont want to hear what I have to say. That's ok though. I'm not going to get into it tonight because I'm taking my time on the subject and thinking of how I'm going to word it so that no one takes offense (though I know there will be some that do), I get out exactly everything that I honestly feel, and just time to word it the way I want to. I don't mean to leave anyone anxiously waiting, but you're not alone. Trust me, I want to get it out as much as you want to read about it. I just want one more day to think about everything that I'm going to say. Ok, other than that, there really isn't too much going on. So, I got this new external DVD burner. It's freaking sweet! It's an LG something or other. It can burn those dual layer DVD's, 8.5 GB DVD's, and pretty much all other DVD's and CD's. Plus, it's got that lightScribe thing that can actually write things on the DVD's so that you don't have to write on them with a sharpie or put a sticker on it. You should get one. I finally broke down and got an alarm clock. I've been told numerous time to get one instead of using my old cell phone as one, so I finally took someone's advice and got one. I don't know if I like it though. It's just not the same. I guess I'll get used to it, huh? Not really any new pics as of yet. I've got a couple, but I need another event to venture to so I can make a new webpage for them. Anyone want to hang out so I can take new pics? Well, that's it for now. Tomorrow I'll update the blog with what needs to be said. I'm going to lay everything out how I see it and with what I feel. If anyone wants to comment, or has any questions with anything I say tomorrow, hit the "contact" page. Stay tuned!
UPDATED SITE!!	01/07/08
If you couldn't already tell, this website has been completely re-vamped!! Isn't it freaking awesome?! I think it is, and that's all that matters. Tell me what you think. I finally got the new pics up from new years. I also put in pics of the wreck I got into in 05. At least I think it was in 05. I'll try to put up a couple of my drawing tonight, but the BCS Championship Bowl is on tonight, and I'm gonna be fixed on that. Georgia completely deserves to be there!!The Bulldogs would have completely ripped apart Ohio. I'm rooting for LSU. I know, I know. But I have to root for SEC, even though Georgia deserves to be there more than anybody!! Nothing too interesting in the news to vent about, except the BCS bowl. I guess that's it for now. I'll try to get this site completely done in a matter of weeks. Stay tuned!
Scattered thoughts	01/04/07
K. Hopefully this weekend I'll update with new pics and crap. I miss my electric blanket. It's so awesome! Who invented that thing? It's like cuddling up and feeling the warmth of someone next to you. I think you sleep better with one. I've got to find some time this weekend to find it and hook that sucker up. Speaking of sleep. Has any one of you ever slept with a body pillow? I mean, c'mon. Those things are a must! It's like spooning with someone, then waking up in the morning without trying to find the closest exit while trying to be as quiet as a cat so you don't wake up the person you just slept with. I mean, I might just get like 4 of those things. An invention is coming to mind. I've got it!!! An electric blanket with a built in body pillow!!! Hell yeah! Wait, still brainstorming........ OOOOOOHHHHH! A body pillow with a built in heater!!! Damn, I'm good. Wait. Another brainstorm. If I could somehow make an electric blanket that comes with an electic body pillow.....that vibrates. HEHEHE! I'm a freaking jeanyus!!! Then, I could sell it as a bundle pack for like a grand a pack. I'd be rich in no time!! I'm gonna have draw up some specs on this. Don't worry, I'll post them here. Picking up my camera from my buddy's house tomorrow, so stay tuned for the updated pics. Tonight I'm going to try to update my links. I've got to add a few. Britney Spears. Tisk, tisk. What the hell happened to her? I mean, she's always been a slut and crazy, but c'mon. It's not like she really cares for her kids or anything. She's just freaking crazy. If I were one of the cops there, I would have shot her just on principal. Go ahead and take her out so that there is no way she can repopulate this world. Or take her out before she kills her kids, K-Fed, or some innocent bystander. I can't wait for her to snap. It's going to be sweet. We'll hear about how she pulls an Uzi out on stage and just starts spraying the crowd with bullets, then she gets in a high speed chace, somehow makes it to her mansion, locks herself in, then there's a standoff for like 10 hours. Finally the cops just bust in, and they pretty much find what they found at the Benoit house. Too soon? Too soon? Well, that's it for tonight. I've got to shave and shower. Stay tuned people!!!
Pic Fix and things to look forward to	o1/o3/08
K. I fixed the pic on the "Random" page. It's all the way at the bottom of the page now. What else? Hmm.... I got a couple of drawings done at work today. I think they're pretty sweet. I'm looking for new pics to add to the website. Not just personal pics, but pics of funny crap. Pretty soon I'll have my "Contact" page up and running and ya'll can send in pics that you want me to post on here. Work is freaking cold. I stand in the outside elements all day long. When I got to work today, it wasn't even in the freaking teen's. Isn't this Georgia? Aren't we supposed to have somewhat decent climates? I mean, who invented climate changes anyway? Why can't we stay at a comfortable climate all year long? Anyway. So, I was looking forward to watching Smallville tonight so that I could see a new episode and it was supposed to have James Marsters in it. So, I start watching it, and no JM. It was a freaking re-run. That freaking writers guild is going to have to work some things out. Why do they even have a union? All they do is write. That is what they get paid to do. Now all of a sudden they want to get paid more for it? YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO WRITE AND BE A NERD THAT NO ONE EVER ACKNOWLEDGES!!!! They probably get paid more than what I ever could. Just because they aren't getting paid enough, doesn't mean they have to ruin life for everyone else. They should have gone to shcool for something that actually matters in life. I give Jay Leno props for writing his own jokes now, and not relying on some stupid union. He might not be funny all the time, but it's better than nothing. I mean, didn't they go into college knowing that they will never be acknowledged for what they want to do. Didn't they fill out an application, and have a job interview? And in that interview, they found out how much they'd be getting paid. They accepted that job, knowing full and well how much they'd be getting. If I was president, I'd sue every single one of those crybabies for ruining my TV watching experience. There wouldn't even be a union for writers. There should be no negotiations. They should get fired, no back pay for anything, and never be hired to write anything for anyone ever again. Anyone can write. I mean, look at me. I'm writing right now. Anyone can come up with ideas for shows or movies. It doesn't take a college degree people!! If you're going to go to college, at least get a degree in something that has signifigance and something were you have to compete with someone for a job, instead of going to get a degree in something that everyone knows will never amount to anything and laughs behind your back for. Writers guild, grow up. You signed up for your pay. Go back to college and get a real degree. Pansies.K. Enough about that. I'll add some pics of James Marsters and me pretty soon. Yes I met him, and yes it was sweet. Go buy his albums. Watch him on Smallville this year. More content to be added soon. Stay tuned people!!
Updates	01/02/08
New pics added to a "random" folder. I'm way too lazy to create new folders to put all those pics in. Plus they're all kinda old pics. Check em' out. How bout them Georgia Bulldogs?! Did we down those sandwich island sissies or what? I mean, it wasn't even a football game. We completely obliterated them! I mean, did they really think they had a fighting chance? I mean, c'mon. I mean, the Bulldogs were asleep the whole time. That game last night proved why the Georgia Bulldogs deserve to be SEC Champions. I mean, the Bulldogs were the only team to beat Hawaii this year. We ruined their perfect season. WAC and SEC just don't mix. It's like trying to mix nuts with bolts. No, wait. It's like trying to mix oil with oil. Wait, no. It's like trying to mix drinking and driving. No. Hold on, I'll get this. It's like trying to mix whiskey and wine. Ha! Did you see that? I got it. But anyway, it's like trying to mix whiskey and wine. They just don't mix. I knew I'd get it sooner or later. Georgia Bulldogs rule. Best football team ever. Except for maybe the Falcons. OOOOOHHHHHH!! BURN!!!!! I just burned the Falcons. Anyway. What else can I post about? Oh, hopefully my "vids" page is up and running. If not, I'll work on it later. There's only 1 vid up as of right now, and it's old as hell. But give it a looksy. Well, I'm off to fight crime in Gotham. Stay tuned!
Checking in	01/02/08
Happy new years everybody!! I got to ring in the new years with my extended family. It was awesome. I definitely partied a little too hard. No hangover though. I hope everyone had a safe and happy new years. All the pics I took from the night are on my camera, and unfortunately I left my camera at my buddy's house. So no pics from new years until this weekend. I finally got a bunch of pics scanned, but I'm gonna have to wait to post them. Don't ask why. That's just the way it is. As of right now, there's a little less than 10 minutes left in the Georgia-Hawaii game, and those Dawgs are looking pretty. Those hoolahoop fruit loops really didn't know what they were getting into. Yes, they're a good team, but they can't compete with Georgia, let alone an SEC team. Supposedly it's getting into the teen's tonight, so I've cranked the fireplace. Work is going to suck with the temps. It's all good though. Thanks to Sam Deeds (www.samdeeds.com) for linking my site to his. I've got a few new years resolutions, and I hope you do too. Hopefully this week will big for this site with new content. That's about it for now. Stay tuned!!
New Content to be added	12/30/07
Ok, so I've kinda got a little of this HTML, FTP, HTTP thing down. I'm gonna be adding a "Quotes" section to this site. It's pretty much just funny or weird quotes I hear people say. I'm sure it will add many a laughes. I'm gearing up for New Years, how bout you? There will be more pics taken, and more quotes to add. God, I'm going to be wasted on New Years. I won't be the only one!!! How bout them Dawgs? Hawaii just doesn't know what they're up against. They might not even show up for the game. Anyway. I don't know about you, but for me, it's pretty hard to find a pair of jeans. I'm real picky when it comes to jeans. They have to be a boot cut, lowrise, tight pair. I'm not saying "ball hugging" but I hate pants that are baggy. I've only been able to find 3 pairs this year. Maybe I'll start my own clothing line. The Torrential Clothing Wear. That does have a ring to it. I'll make some drawings, post them, then tell me what you think. Ok, I'm off to clean house, scan some pics, then hopefully upload them. My buddy Derrick is spending the night tonight, so I might not get around to it till right after the new year. Stay tuned though. This site is going to be huge!
Greg's first entry!!!	12/28/07
My very own website. This site is going to be under a lot of construction and renovation. There's gonna be a lot of trial and error, so just stick it out with me. This site is going to be very scatterd with my vents, news around the world, news to me, and pretty much every other thing you can imagine in a blog site. Check out my pics, vids, drawings, and my links. Thanks to Sam Deeds for helping me out with this. Also, check his site out too at www.samdeeds.com. It's awesome. So, now I'm off to work even more on this. This site will probably be updated about 3 times a week (more if I'm feeling froggy), so stay tuned!

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