So British Petroleum can’t seem to figure out how to stop this oil leak. I have the solution that will fix this. It may seem a little out in left field, but just hear me out. Kill Tim Tebow! I mean, I don’t understand how no one else has come to this conclusion! It makes perfect sense! Killing Timmy would immediately stop the leak and send the US’s economy through the roof! I don’t know how that last part has to do with the leak, but it makes sense. Timmy Tebow is not a contributing member of society whatsoever. He pushes his ridiculous religious beliefs (getting on his knees and smiling like a donut in front of Urban Meyer) on everyone he encounters and cries like a little bitch with a skinned knee whenever things don’t go his way. If we just show that huge gaping hole (not Timmy’s ass) in the ocean that we can stand united (for once as a country) by offing Timmy, the oil would immediately start sucking (kinda like Timmy) back into the hole from where it came. It’s dark magic people!! It will work, TRUST ME! But, then you have critics that will say “well, what if that doesn’t work?” My response is simple, we would then kill Spencer Pratt. That wannabe pretty boy trust fund fag hasn’t contributed ANYTHING to this world, so why not, right? But, if even that doesn’t work, I suggest we just make a humongous lead weight (I’m talking like 100’x100’x100‘) square to drop on top of that fucker to stop it. The only reason BP hasn’t done this is because it’s their main well and still want to tap into it if they ever get it capped. Pretty shitty as a company, but what do you expect from an oil company? Oh, well (get it?). Stay tuned.

So, the Chupacabra hunt of 0-10’ didn’t go as planned. Again, we did not get a clear picture of the animal (if you can call it that). We did get some good pictures of all of us trying to wrangle the beast in the water. YES, the water! The creature has gone aquatic! Now, it may seem like we’re just out on the water wakeboarding/tubing it up, but that is not the case! We were trying different tactics to capture the Chupacabra. We failed at every attempt to kill the creature in it‘s new environment (water). It’s probably best that we didn’t get a clear picture of the animal because it would cause so much controversy, drama, and hysteria that the public would go crazy and cause total anarchy. I hope you understand. But, all is not lost. The last night we were there, we found their nest and exterminated all that were inside. All we had to do was throw a grenade in the hole and they were done. We may not have killed all of them, but we definitely sent a message to all that survived. Pics to be added at a later date. Stay Tuned.

Team Torrential is less than 3 days (counting hours) from Chupacabra Hunt 0-10’ (pronounced: “oh- ten“). We’ll be gone for a full week (7 days), so if you try calling and I don’t pick up, or I don’t return your texts, I’m hunting. Things aren’t looking too hot though. My sources have been informing me that they really haven’t seen any Chupacabras lately where we’re headed. This does not sit well with me. Have the Chupacabras migrated back to that horrid land they call “Florida?” Or are they patiently waiting on Team Torrential to show up and try to cause an all out apocalyptic civil world war? Until we actually get there and investigate witness sightings, Chupacabra droppings, and get drunk, we will not know for sure. I’m still getting a lot of questions regarding my hatred for the Chupacabra. I hate the animal. Why? Because it is a freak of nature, just like Tim Tebow or the cast of Jersey Shore. They should all be murdered, execution style. They have no credible contributions to momma Earth! Just remember, if you see one, kill it. There isn’t a law against killing them! Get sloppy with it if you want, I don’t care. Just kill the damn things! But, if we don’t find any evidence of Chupacabras in the area, we’re going to turn it into a week long vacation. So, lets hope that some Chupa’s (short for Chupacabras) show up so we can help bring their species to a lower population!

Everybody check out the interview from the BBC!!! Huge news is being dropped like an atom bomb! Boom!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are T-minus less than a month (yes, you read that right) from Chupacabra hunt 0-10'. Team Torrential took a 2 year hiatus from Chupacabra hunting because it is just too physically demanding for our small operation to consistantly hunt them. We are back this year and we've even added a few people to our team. To the outside world, it would appear that we're taking a week long vacation at the lake. This is not the case! Our team takes this expedition extremely serious! Hopefully we'll be able to acquire some good photographs of the animal instead of what appears to be a picture taken while someone was fondling themselves. So, yes, Team Torrential is traveling to a remote part of Georgia for a week to hunt the illusive creature. Our operation might be small, but we are constantly looking for more hunters and scientists to join our team. If you're interested, shoot me an e-mail with your resume. More on the 0-10' Chupacabra hunt later. Keep an eye out for an interview that the BBC recorded that features yours truly and Deedsy. I can't really get into details of the interview, but there is some HUGE news coming your way from DeedsyPowerhouse Productions, "DPP" for short. The interview was supposed to broadcast by now, but things move a little bit slower over there, so as soon as they send us the US version of the interview, we'll have it posted on our websites. Stay tuned Torrentialites!

Guess who's back like a vertebrae? That's right, your's truly, Powerhouse. Sorry for the lack of updates this year, but trust me, you're gonna be blown away by what DeedsyPowerhouse Productions has up our sleeves! If you haven't already, check out Sam's new movie "The Rock: The Life and Death of a Sedimentary Icon." It's an awesome movie, and it even has cameo appearances by ME, Aimes, Anna, Jason, Timmy, Steve, and of course, Le Vase!!! I was happy to be a part of Sam's new movie, and I think all of you should check it out! Watch the clip under this post! Anyway, DeedsyPowerhouse Productions has combinded our genius minds again to bring you intellect on a whole nother level in movie form this year! I can't give away any hints, but they are going to be huge!! Thanks again to everyone who dropped a line when my Father was in the hospital! He's back at 100%, and has even quit smoking since he went in the hospital. Who the hell would have guessed that one?! Anyway, there are a few projects in developement, and that's about all I can say. As far as thetorrential goes, I hopefully plan on adding a new section of of video clips entitled "NSFW Webisodes." If things go right, I'll have at least one new video up every month. But, with scheduling conflicts, work, and fun on the weekends, I don't know how it's going to go, so bare with me. Anyway, Love you guys, and Stay Tuned!!

i'm obviously undergoing some facial recontruction surgery!!