Le Vase drawings pics quotes vids contact The Chupacabra 2008 Archive	Pool Party this Saturday!!! 06.30.09 Party this Saturday at my casa (that means “house” in Mexican). Booze, music, good friends, and a pool!! We can pretend we’re on a boat! Not only are we celebrating a great day in history that we celebrate every year because we’re Americans, we’re also celebrating Independence Day. I only ask that if you buy me a present for my birthday (not necessary), it either A: has to have something to do with Batman (even if you think I already one, I can always use another) or B: has liquor involved. Or you can go the traditional route and get me something original. Either way, I’ll be very appreciative and love you for it! So, everyone and their mother should come! Everyone’s invited! The party starts whenever you get there! Yes, my birthday is on the 3rd, but Torrentialites know we celebrate on the 4th because that’s how we roll! If anyone needs directions, just shoot me an e-mail, text, or call me. To make things even better this year, Dopey and Daweed will be in attendance! Remember, everyone is invited and the more the merrier! And…. what happens at the pool party stays at the pool party!! Learn some humility 06.12.09 Torrentialites! So, it hasn’t even been 24 hours and I’ve been getting a ridiculous amount of praise for my last post! I mean, it is the perfect example of what goes around comes around. Here are some of the things you Torrentialites have been saying: “(a large amount of laughter)”- Sam Deeds “Karma is hilarious! Perfect song to match the situation. You ended up looking the best in the end.”- My cousin, who will remain anonymous for the time being “Loved the update! I love, love how true your message is! That makes me want to stomp a mud hole in whomever did you wrong!”- Jessica (one of my ex’s from a long time ago) “I agree with you.”- Sara But, there is some sad news. There are some people in this world who think that I’m talking about them because they believe the world revolves around them, and they send me 3 e-mails that I barley get half way through the first one before deleting it, complaining about their life and how I’m all wrong. Don’t bother, I didn’t even read the last 2. Pshh! Did I name anyone in that blog? No. All I did was give a perfect example of a situation that matched the term! Then someone wants to get their panties in a wad and try to bitch me out about how I have people spying on them because you know, that’s what I do and all (said sarcastically). So, someone thinks that they are so important to me that they think I actually have people spying on them. Wow! Everyone who knows me, knows that I want nothing at all to do with this, for lack of a better word, “person.” Ask anyone that knows me or knows of me, I haven’t asked a single question, mentioned your name, or even thought about you in over 2 years! Quit thinking so damn highly of yourself that you think that everyone whoever walked past you on the streets even remembers you. Quit asking my friend’s mom how I’m doing because it pisses her off and she just talks about you behind your back. To tell you the truth Torrentialites, my cousin (who will remain anonymous for the time being) was the one who told me because they thought that I’d get a kick out of it because it is so freaking hilarious! Boy, did I laugh my ass off when they told me too! Now, before this gets spiraled out of control into some kind of game that is a war of words, I have nothing else to say about the situation that happened to, whatever the hell her name is. Plus, I don’t lose, and I don’t want to get nasty. What goes around.... 06.11.09 Tonight, I’d like to discuss the term “what goes around comes around.” Some people consider this term karma. I honestly believe that certain things do come back around to bite you in your fat, cottage cheese looking, cellulite rear end. Let’s say, for instance, murder. The majority of people who murder someone else gets caught and either spend the rest of their life in jail getting reamed from the rear by Bubba, or get the death penalty. Another example would be robbing someone. The majority of people who mug someone end up poor, on the street, or hooked on drugs like a junkie. That’s what they deserve, and thus what goes around comes back around. A great example would be breaking up with someone to whom you’re engaged to because you think you’ve found “the right one” again. Oh, and let’s also say that the same person didn’t give back the ring. That is just beyond wrong on every single level. Oh, also, that same person was cheating on their fiancée for a little bit, but denied it even though she got caught. Anyway, sure, things are rocking and rolling for a little while. That person guilt trips the new sucker to propose marriage to her. Ok, engagement, sure whatever. But guess what Torrentialites?! The guy actually comes to his senses after that whole “new love” feeling wears off and he’s the one who steps up and realizes that she isn’t what he wants and completely calls it all off! That one example that just popped into my head is pretty much the definition of “what goes around comes around.” God, I just love that example. There is no better example for the term! So, that got me thinking, Justin Timberlake actually made a great song that fits this description extremely well. The song is actually called “what goes around.” So, if you haven’t heard it, here it is in all it’s greatness. Now, who’s ready for a weekend of spending time with the people you love, your friends and family? I know I am. Girl, you got what you deserve. Kill Bill...wait 06.04.09 Well, well, well. It appears that Quinten Tarantino finally got his wish. Bill is dead. What? Too soon? Eh, whatever. What’s really messed up, is how he died. The dude didn’t commit suicide. The way he died was an accident. He was found with a rope around his neck hanging in the closet, and with the rope around his genitalia. Now, women, I don’t expect you to understand what he was trying to accomplish, but every grown man knows exactly what he was doing. I personally don’t condone such behavior, but to each his own. I don’t really know anything else about him except he was in the Kill Bill movies, and in some kung fu tv show back in the day. I guess he was an alright actor and all, but I couldn’t get past his lisp. I’m not ragging on anyone who has a lisp, because I know they can’t help it, but damn, man! And his lisp was like a gay lisp too! It was so feminine it was eerie. Anyway, condolences to his family, friends, and fans. And here's my tribute to him. Probably my favorite scene from Kill Bill. Spoiler Alert, Trailers 06.02.09 So, yeah. I’ve neglected this website for some time now. I realize that. My apologies. I’ve been kinda busy with work, hanging out, being a complete lummox, and just overall being lazy. Eh, it happens. Anyway. I’ve got some good news! Well, it doesn’t really apply to anyone but me, but I’m going to college! Whoop Whoop!! I figured it was about time I do something else besides being awesome. I start next spring I think. So, I have a confession to make. It’s not easy for me to say this, since I’ve never been to confession, but I’ll try my best at it. I did not like the ending to The Twilight Saga books. It was lame!!! If you don’t know what happens, Bella becomes a vampire, her and Edward have a baby (half human/vampire), and it turns out that Jacob isn’t even a werewolf at all, he’s a shapeshifter. Anyway, Stephanie Meyer hypes up this humongous fight towards the end that never happens. It’s basically a “happily ever after” kind of thing. Lame!! Anyway, here’s the trailer for “New Moon.” And here’s the trailer for Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2!!! Besta buleeve that I’m gonna be there for this one! New posts are on the way. Powerhouse out! Matthew Stafford 04.22.09 Watch this and look me in the eyes and say the man can't throw! I'm almost damn sure that he could kill you with one of his passes if he wanted to! Anyway, there is a commercial before the actual vid, so be patient! By the way, the Caddy is Gangster as shit! Little Red Ranger 04.02.09 Well, well. Look who decided to write a blog! Anyway, I was going to write about Chris Brown (Jig-a-boo Thug) and Rihanna (equally as brain dead), but it would have been a waste of my time since both of them together have the I.Q. of a post it note. So, instead of blogging about worthless people, I’m going to blog about my lovely truck. Yes, the little red Ranger. My Ranger and I have been through a lot. I remember picking her out on the lot, brand new. She only had 86 miles on her. It was love at first sight. We fell in love with each other, what can I say? She has never done me wrong. There’s never been a problem with her I couldn’t fix. I’ve always been the one to change her oil, wash and wax her, and get her tires rotated every 5,000 miles. She always brought me home safely, no matter what state of mind I was in. I never abused her, and she never abused me. Oh, the memories that Ranger and I have made over the past 7 years. It is with much regret, and deepest sorrows that I have to announce this. Ranger and I are calling it quits within a week and a half. It’s not that we don’t love each other! It’s just time for us to go our separate ways in life. I no longer need a truck, and she no longer needs someone who doesn’t take full advantage of a truck. Please, don’t look at this as a loss on either one of our accounts! Oh, the memories. Everyone remembers when my 2 wheel drive 4.0 liter Ranger literally pulled Daweed’s jacked up 4 wheel drive K5 Blazer over a fallen log because his Chevy couldn’t muster it. Yes, we all ragged on him for months afterwards. I remember when I christened her. It was a hot summer day back in 02’ soon after I got her. I’ll just stop right there with that one. Remember all the pallets that we loaded up in the back of her to burn at the numerous bonfires back at the Estate? Remember Daweed, Dopey, Seante, or Kreiger passing out drunk in the back of her every bonfire? I remember hooking up the (illegal) chip to her computer. Oh, the power that she can unleash when not restricted. Oh, we’ve been through so much together! I’ve helped so many people move, including my family thanks to her. Oh, she’s a tough one! I’ll never forget the wreck that could have taken her life. The Saturn that hit me was totaled, but all I needed was 2 new bumpers and a little paint. So far, she has taken me 163,878 miles in my life. Miles that no other truck could, with all original parts. Oh, how I will miss her. I want everyone in the next few days to say their final goodbyes to her. I know everyone out there has their favorite memory of her, and I want you to keep a special place in your heart for her. I know you’re asking yourself, “well, if you get rid of your truck, how will you get around?” Well, the answer is simple my friends. The next time you see me in another vehicle other than the Ranger, is going to be in a fully loaded (except the navigation) 2005 Cadillac CTS 3.6L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I speak no lies. It’s freaking sweeeeeeeet! It’s being transferred right now from out of state, because the dealership didn’t have the exact one I wanted on the lot, so for the time being, Ranger and I are spending our last days together. I’m gonna miss her (until I sit down on the leather seats of the CTS). So there you go. Stay tuned Torrentialites! Update 03.09.09 It’s obviously been awhile since I’ve posted something, and I do apologize. Tragedy struck the Torrential world and the circle of friends. For anyone who doesn’t already know, don’t ask, you aren’t as important as you think you are in our lives. We lost someone extremely close to us and we will always remember him. Any and all prayers are greatly appreciated. He will be deeply missed, but never forgotten. I know I probably wouldn’t be where I’m at today without him. He was like a father to me, and I loved him like he was. I am greatly sorry for the family he left behind, and am here whenever you need anything. I’m just a phone call away (or 50 miles if you want take a drive). I love you guys! So, onto a more uplifting subject, I got an Uga bloodline bulldog!! I kid you not! He is freaking adorable! He’s almost 10 weeks old, but already hates the Florida Gators with a passion! I’m serious, his first words were “F-Tebow!” How awesome is that?! Anyway. He’s my little boy! I’ve always wanted one, and now I’ve got one. I could care less what you have to say about the price I spent on him! He’s a great investment for me (better than the stock market! OOHH, BURN!). I really don’t feel like posting all the pics I have of him yet, so I’ll leave you with a few (at the end of this post). Oh, his name is Powerhouse Jr. So, I apologize for the lack of updates (yet again), but I hope ya’ll understand. Get ready for my blogging assault on Chris Brown’s wannabe thug, hard, gangster (it’s pronounced gang-ster you dumbass thugs), now I’m religious ass in the near future. He’s my little wing man! Kay Kay and the adorable puppy Look at that Bulldog stance! Aww! Legalize it! 02.10.09 So, this post is going to be semi serious and semi humorous. That being said…. I really don’t understand why everyone is up in arms about Michael Phelps smoking a little bit of weed. I mean, it’s just weed, pot, ganja, marijuana, or whatever you want to call it. Who gives a shit that the fastest land mammal in the water wanted to relax and smoke a little!?! Do you want to know why the media and law enforcement are pitching a bitch fit? Because he’s successful, and he still smokes weed! It makes their logic of “anyone who smokes pot is a loser” unconscionable! So f’ing what if he smokes weed! He didn’t ask to be a role model, so don’t even attempt to say that. It’s not like he’s snorting cocaine off a stripper’s nipple. It’s just weed. I don’t know a single person who has ever died because of a THC overdose, let alone because of the effects. People don’t die from smoking weed or even from smoking weed and doing something stupid. If you think about it, the only thing weed does is make you lazy! So, that means that Michael Phelps is actually a lot faster in the water than what we thought! Look, I’m not saying that everyone should smoke weed. That’s not what I’m saying at all. Kids shouldn’t smoke it, obviously. It’s an adult drug, just like alcohol or cigarettes. This conundrum definitely explains Michael Phelps eating habits! Anyway, I don’t know a single soul who has never tried it. It’s not for everyone, just like alcohol and cigarettes. Get what I’m saying? I have compiled a list of extremely successful people who smoke pot, or at least admit to trying it. Sir Richard Branson. For those of you who don’t know this guy (people living under a log), he’s the founder of Virgin (not the catholic school girl). Yeah, the guy is literally a billionaire! He smokes weed and is still successful. Aaron Sorkin. He’s been a writer and producer of The West Wing, and has more Emmy’s than you! He smokes weed and is still successful. Michael Phelps. He’s faster than a great white in the drink! He has more gold medals than you do shoes, so shove it! He smokes pot and is still successful. Barack Obama. Yeah, he doesn’t smoke weed anymore, but he did. AND he became our president. Um, you really can’t get any more successful than that! Ted Turner. Yeah, that guy. Privately, he owns the most property in the USA than anyone else. He founded CNN, TBS, and owns a shit load of other tv channels (oh, he owns the Atlanta Braves as well). Did I mention that he’s a billionaire and still smokes weed? Montel Williams. He loves the wacky weed. Successful! Stephen King. He smokes weed and writes great books! Successful! Arnold Schwarzenegger. Huge movie star, and governor of Cali! He’s all about medicinal weed! He admits to smoking weed in the past, but with his label, he can’t really admit that he smokes anymore, but we all know he does. See? You can totally be successful and puff away at that blunt! Plus, medicinal marijuana is extremely popular! It helps people with glaucoma! When smoked, marijuana increases blood flow to the eyes, resulting in improved vision over time. Patients undergoing chemotherapy have shown improvement in their immune system when on a marijuana diet. When smoked, marijuana makes the patients extremely hungry, and makes the person want to eat as much as they can, which is extremely important to cancer patients, let alone anyone getting chemo treatments. Now, weed doesn’t seem that bad anymore does it?! Legalize it!! But they never will, because there is no way for the government to put a tax on it like tobacco or alcohol. It’s way too abundant for the government to be able to get it off the streets and into a CVS with a tax that would probably be outrageous. Like I said, it’s an adult drug and should never be acceptable for juveniles to smoke. Roll one up for me Torrentialites! Sequel 01.27.09 Ladies and Gentlemen, I, Powerhouse am excited to announce that due to the ever increasing popularity revolving around Deedsy Powerhouse Production’s short movie “Le Vase,” there will be a sequel! I can’t give anything away about the second installment of the “Le Vase” franchise, and I probably won’t give away much when we start filming, but there will be much more drama and mystery! Consider this project “The Dark Knight” of the “Le Vase” franchise. You might have noticed that I have taken my facebook account down. Deedsy Powerhouse Productions has also closed it’s facebook account as well. This was a planned move by both founding members of DPP(Deedsy Powerhouse Productions). Until further notice, I will be using facebook under an alias by the name of “Greg.” Don’t ask why I picked that name, it’s just the first name that popped into my head. Stay tuned for more updates this week, and a special video that’s just around the corner from the premiere party DPP threw for our movie. "Le Vase" 01.23.09 I am proud to now officially premiere "Le Vase" the movie!! It took longer than expected, and I apologize for that, but you can't rush perfection. I hope you guys enjoy this! And now, without further adieu.... Final trailer for "Le Vase" 01.23.09 We are only hours away from the premiere of "Le Vase." Stay tuned!!! 6:00pm tonight, don't forget! Official Traier for "Le Vase" 01.19.09 Screen caps, updates 01.15.09 Deedsy Powerhouse Productions has released the first screen caps from “Le Vase.” They are over on the “Le Vase” link to your left. Still no release date yet, but I hear that the production company will be setting a date within the next few days. Deedsy has also posted them on his website . Also, you can check out all of my 2008 posts by clicking the link to the left. I am also in the progress of updating my contacts page with my facebook and myspace profiles. Stay tuned for updates! "Le Vase" is in post production! 01.14.09 Ladies and Gentlemen, I am extremely proud to announce that Deedsy Powerhouse Production’s first short movie, “Le Vase” is in post production!!! We have finally finished filming all scenes, and are siked as hell to release it! I know it’s been a while since I’ve said anything about it, but trust me, it is going to be worth the wait! Right now as we speak, it’s in the editing room (being edited). Hopefully within a week it will be available for your viewing pleasure! There might even be a release party thrown by the production company. I know it’s taken over 3 months to for this idea of ours to formally come together as one piece, but like I said, you’re going to love it! The second we get a trusted release date, we will definitely let ya’ll know! Stay tuned people!	samdeeds Sarah Tollerson woot batman on film wwtdd the superficial James Marsters